Just Like Justin

Sammy should just shed his clothes off and do indie flicks that show more skin. He should wear tiny ‘kinis or tighty whities courtesy of F & H a la Etheridge. And while he’s at it – attempting another shot at stardom along the lines of mass hysteria and fantardism, Sammy should do the stiff one-eye in dem underwear shots. Just like Justin, our token bikini boy for the day.

Back in the Limelight

After his successful knee operation last August, when he was sidelined from showbiz for quite some time, first Sole Survivor JC Tiuseco is back in operation, er, circulation. He’s all set to be one of the lead actors in the tv remake of Kokak, based on pulp fiction about an amphibian turning into a slimy woman. While he may not be wearing sexy underwear anytime soon [just like before] because of a self-imposed rule, the erstwhile baller may yet be shirtless once more in the afternoon soap.

Relentless in a Bikini

Remember cute boy Nelson Banzuela? He was one of the frontrunners in the Mossimo Bikini Summit 2011 until he got waylaid along the way by more, uh, gumptious and adventurous boys. He didn’t win any of the top prizes but the 21-year-old chinito is unfazed. He’s at it again in some barroom bikini contest this time of the year. I do hope he makes it this time.

Wet Boy

Erstwhile varsity swimmer and model Enchong Dee still remains to be one of the favorite boys in ABS-CBN. Despite persistent rumors of his sexuality, the station is banking on the 21-year-old cutie to be the next Piolo Pascual. Ooops, I think something went amiss in the last statement. [And no, that’s not his penis in the picture. That’s his right hand.]

Your Penis May Be a Grower or a Show-er

From WebMD:

Among men, there is no consistent relationship between the size of the flaccid penis and its full erect length.

In one study of 80 men, researchers found that increases from flaccid to erect lengths ranged widely, from less than a quarter inch to 3.5 inches longer.

Whatever the clinical significance of these data may be, the locker-room significance is considerable. You can’t assume that a dude with a big limp penis gets much bigger with an erection. And the guy whose penis looks tiny could surprise you with a big erection.

An analysis of more than thousand measurements taken by sex researcher Alfred Kinsey shows that shorter flaccid penises tend to gain about twice as much length as longer flaccid penises.

A penis that doesn’t gain much length with an erection has become known as a “show-er,” and a penis that gains a lot is said to be a “grower.” These are not medical terms, and there aren’t scientifically established thresholds for what’s a show-er or a grower.

Kinsey’s data suggest that most penises aren’t extreme show-ers or growers. About 12 percent of penises gained one-third or less of their total length with an erection, and about 7 percent doubled in length when erect. Model only: Derick Hubalde.

Biting Piolo

Clearer photo. How about Piolo? Where will you bite him? If you ask me, I would do his neck, cheeks and butt cheeks. Maybe those hard arms and legs, plus the abs. And then again I’ll leave out the nose, no that would be too sensitive, as I’ll go down and bite that luscious bulge, blob-blobbing through the black shorts. How about you?