That’s dark wannabe Ronnie Magallanes cramming a hapless mongrel up his wiener. Now 22 years old, Ronnie Magallanes is a freelance model from Olongapo City. His 15 minutes of bikinidom fame came when he won 2nd runner-up at the Campus Face 2005 pageant. He has since joined underwear fashion shows in Metro Manila. Although he joined GMA 7 station’s acting workshops, his chances of landing roles on tv, however bitty, is still in the nether regions. Moral of the story is that, never use a frightened puppy to cover your weenie when posing naked for a magazine shoot; otherwise you won’t succeed. That, and you must be really good-looking.