Metamorphosis

This post illuminates that change is good. Anyone who strives to better himself in most aspects of his physical existence gets my admiration. Exhibit “A” is Jak Roberto, who looks exceptional these days. It’s no dispute that his past was a bit, uh, flat and now he’s heating things up in his home studio with that bod.¬†Sometimes, it is enough just to be picture perfect.

Racing Briefs

These are probably the biggest lines of argument for the return of the tiny speedos:¬† Neil Klinefelter (left) and Dyrham Palfrey grace us today with their Royal Hotness in *gasp* budgie smugglers! Neil is a flight attendant, model and athlete with a whole lot of hunky package, while Dyrham is a competitive swimmer, who once splashed through the National Games with his viral cutesy photos. I know who you’re lusting after.