While I may never understand the real connection between tuna and half-naked men, there is so much to be positively said about the gay creativity of Century Tuna. Who would have thought that a tasteless fish can whip up uh, mouthwatering dishes? E.g. Matteo, Gerald and Paulo.
Today’s lazy-ass post would have to be these: anonymous guy’s fitness and dick shots. Mainly on the penis shots, because we’re too tired of abs and flat stomachs, while we always marvel at the sight of a cute boy’s privates.
While James Reid may not have the sickest abs in showbiz, he’s definitely tops in the cute-sexy meter in the world wide web. Well, in this side of the pond, actually. For your enjoyment today, James got naked, or at least shirtless with the obligatory bulge shot. What’s next for James?
I don’t know why it took this long for Tom Esconde to step out of the shadows and the drudgery of an office job. He has the looks and the body for a modeling job in Manila where there are slim pickings of beautiful Filipino boys lately. These days, Tom has giant billboards on EDSA and people are taking notice, thanks to that win at the Century Tuna Superbods a month ago.
This is the new and sexified Tom Esconde. Look at that insane bod! No wonder he won Century Tuna Superbods this year (why did the other boys – lesser mortals in the looks and demeanor and physique department – even bother?) It’s but fitting we get a serving of this Fil-Swede guy this season. Hotness.
Or Sweden, I think. From out of nowhere, 28-year-old Tom Esconde appeared in a sexy tempest via the Century Tuna Superbods 2016. He won that one, of course. The camera loves his face [and bod!] so much, any angle of Tom in various poses of undress is drool-worthy.
Summer ushers in the new and hot boys on the block. Case in point is Century Tuna Superbods finalist Ameen Sardouk, who’s one glam find from the other side of the fence – the basketball court. I am secretly wishing that the tallest boys – Erie and Ameen, both cute around the edges, win the competition.
The wiser guys say a man looks or tastes better with age, like wine. Or something to that effect, I’m not actually big on quotes. I first saw Clint Bondad in a bikini open contest, as one of the notable contestants auditioning for the flesh parade.
Years later, he’s now informed of the proper ways of the world: sleazy bikini contests are bad, modeling is definitely good. He gained some poundage, emphasizing his Filipino-German good looks to the hilt.
These days, he’s poised to win the Century Tuna Superbods contest, cutting a better figure. As one of the few remarkable contestants with a pretty face and impeccable physique, Clint is the early favorite to bring home the top prize. In the meantime, Clint appears in these photos without shirt on, as all handsome young guys should do.
The new John Lloyd Cruz stuffs healthy things into his mouth from now on. That’s the memo from Century Tuna management, as he’s endorsing the brand’s health food. JLC is also off to bodybuilding camp where he will be turned into a hunky endorser soon.