Cirque du Bench – RDDANTES

Outtake

Hump day boy Jakey‘s days as an underwear endorser may be ending soon, but he’s still at it despite his body being ravaged by time, junk food, and some interesting people in showbiz. Theoretically, would you still do him in his current state?

Represent

With Pancho Magno as an endorser of the underwear company, I understand. He’s representing the look of the working class. Since Bench Body is an aspirational product, the company needed someone to connect with the masses. Pancho Magno fits the mold to a T[-back].

Weighing Enzo

Okay, there must be a rational explanation why GMA bit actor Enzo Pineda is one of the few [and proud] Bench Body models. There are models and actors with handsome mugs from showbiz, but this Enzo beat them to the underwear draw as a favored endorser. Your questions linger.

Big Boy

They’re getting bigger and bigger. These Semerad twins. I think Bench Body never had large-sized men before as underwear models from the time of the hard-muscled and -fat rugby members of the Philippine Volcanoes. Do you like big boys?

The Snake Charmer

And it had to happen. The snake making its way into the props department of an underwear campaign. Despite the double entendre, Borgy Manotoc is nailing the sexy photo shoot for Bench Body‘s holiday line.

Jakey Goes To The Circus

What’s a Bench Body campaign without the resident exhibitionist? Come hell or ugly butt, Jake Cuenca is given his spotlight in the underwear company’s ads and shows. After all, he’s the most favored and loyal of them all. All, of course, refers to the bulge-baring male models of yore who lorded it over Bench Body in the not-so distant past. Isn’t he still a hottie?

Evince

This is the pose. Legs apart, with a hint of crotch and some gouch, you know, that area between the balls and the hole. Oh, this Vince Ferraren is tempting and taunting. He’s blazin’ in dem rigid red undies for Bench Body‘s holiday collection.

And here’s another pose.