Award!

On the occasion of the annual Cosmopolitan [Phils] magazine’s bachelor bash, here are notable boys and men in the 69 “big top boys” in the Carnival Kings theme list. Some are awesome. Some are not. Who will fire up your carny hookup fantasies? And the awards go to …….

Big DickBig Dick Award

Ageless

Age-Stopped-At-23 Award

Abs

The Your-Abs-Only-Got-You-This-Gig Citation

Best in Nose

Best Transformation (Nose Division)

Transformation

Best Transformation (Modeling Status Division)

Botox

Botox King

Basketball

Er-Ought-To-Be-Naked Award

Body

Best Hairy Body

Casting Couch

Joseph Marco Award (a.k.a. The Casting Couch Award)

DNG

DNG Award (did not grow)

 Dream

Mr. Dreamboy

Dude

The Cool Dude Award

Emaciated

Best in Body (Underfed and Starved Division)

Hunky

New-In-The-Scene Hottie Citation

Ideal

Bring-Home-To-Momma Award

Jailbait

The Jailbait Award

Jologs

Booking King

Model

Delish Student Award

Oldie

You’re-Only-22?-I-thought-You’re-43-or-Something Citation

Newbie

Promising Comer Award

Mature

DILF Award

Legs

Best in Legs (Chicken Legs Division)

PLU

LGBT Special Citation

Svenson

 Special Award from Svenson Philippines

Student Body

Student Body Citation

Trainer

Sexy Discovery Citation

Sunny

Heartbreaker Award

Rough Sex

Rough-Sex-Like-A-Pornstar Award