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This photo of dear Derrick Monasterio makes me imagine the summer and the lonely beach and boys in wet white undies (and pants). Everything’s right in this photo, I guess. We’re getting a bit of teasin’ and pleasin’, and Derrick is getting good at it. Sometimes.
Sexy Launch
Sex sells and that’s a hard, juicy fact! Derrick Monasterio, career careening to the doldrums, is making a last ditch pitch in a sex-filled adult movie appropriately titled Wild and Free this October. Hopefully, it will save his showbiz cred just a wee bit. Otherwise, he’ll have to take ’em pants off and further down.
Derrick’s Dick
I’ll lay off on the dick pics for a while, maybe in the coming days there will hard reckoning. For now, here’s a boy we all wished we could see his privates – Derrick Monasterio. Summer’s fading, and well, it seems likes we will be forever teased in his shorts-and-shirtless shtick this season.
Imagining Derrick
Continuing our mailbox contribution posts, this fan-made photo of Derrick Monasterio will make you wish he donned dem briefs at the weekend show. Maybe in five years time he’ll do it. Heck, he’ll wear those tiny thongs with glittery studs. Fashion is fickle, and so are values and moral codes in showbiz. Let’s wait and see.
Versus
In the battle for black-and-white body tight- and taut-ness supremacy, who do you think will come out on top of the (muscle) heap? I just wish there’s a counter for votes here somewhere, but for now you can leave your comments below. I am pretty sure you’ll choose Derrick. Or maybe Vin. I can’t decide, if you ask me. Life is hard.
Derrick’s Body
It’s official! Derrick Monasterio is doing Bench Body. This could very well be his first foray into the underwear brand’s sexy-racy ads, and we’re too excited to wait for that bulge moment. In the meantime, here’s a little preview of our dear boy in Bench Body underclothes. Just a sneak peek of undies, of course. For now.
A new day comin’
There’s a new day coming, and it’s just around the bend. For your visual pleasure, Derrick Monasterio put on the tights for his own superhero show on GMA. That’s a good start. Maybe there’ll be more bulging in the near future. Or skimpy briefs pretty soon. Who knows?
Good Relations
I honestly think the writers and people behind Karelasyon are perversely tickling and teasing us with their latest episode: Derrick gets to bed Baron (or the other way around, depending on who is your sexy fancy).
How can one resist those arms and sweet kisses and the smell of soap and manly secretions?
This is the PR for the show: In this Saturday’s episode of Karelasyon, Baron plays John Lloyd, a closet case who is longing to find true love. He meets PJ (Derrick) who seems to be his ideal man. Is he or is he just playing with his feelings? Well, I don’t mind PJ playing with my feelings, if you ask me. Do you?
Karelasyon airs tomorrow a 2.30 p.m. after Eat Bulaga on GMA.
The second coming
You may be getting sick of Derrick Monasterio showing his insane abs here, but if you’re not, you’ve come to the right post. He’s frequently featured here and I can’t help it: Derrick’s been posing in various states of shirtlessness the past few days. Maybe it’s summer. Maybe he’s showing off. Maybe he’ll come close to reveal everything in the near future.
Affirmation
Today is the official crowning of Derrick Monasterio as the Next Big and Sexy Thing. Imagine the 20-year-old actor next summer when Bench Body taps this young hunk for its underwear line. We’re nearly there. First, the wet hairy pits to complement the crazy abs. Next year, the VPLs and the polyester-combed cotton briefs!