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Award!

On the occasion of the release of the annual Cosmopolitan [Phils] magazine’s centerfolds 2014, here are notable boys and men in the 69 “absolutely hardworking bachelors” in the office theme list. Some are awesome. Some are not. Who will fire up your office pantry¬†hookup fantasies? And the awards go to …….

img306Best Transformation Award

img295Promising Comer Award

img296Awkward Model Award

img297Ex-Boldie Citation

img298Cute Puppy Award

img301Lights-Were-Off-During-The-Gosee Award

img302PLU Citation

img302aJailbait Award

img302bBig-Things-Come-In-Small-Packages Award (he’s actually 5’4″)

img303aGerman Moreno Scholarship Foundation awardee

img303bHunkiest Student Award

img304aUltimate Hottie

img304bNo More Bookings Citation

img304cHottest Dancer Award

 

img305Booking King

img307Big Tool Citation

img308Barely-Legal-But-Most-Delish Award

img309Sexy Discovery Citation

img310Lost Boy Citation

img311Hot Smarty Pants Award

img311bYou-Ought-To-Be-In-The-Centerfold Award

img311cHard-Sell-By-Manager Award

img311dOldest-In-The-List Award

BFF

Filipino-Iranian model Farzam Nasirian wants us to vote for his bff Filipino-Dutch Laurens Tolenaars in the Century Tuna Superbods 2014. For the love of Laurens, I guess we all should vote for the hot guy, all of 6’2″, lean and mean. They [Farzam says “we“] would appreciate it.

Love Interest

Ahron Villena is tickled pink.  He has a new love, in the person of Johan Santos. Well, their characters in ABS-CBN’s prime time series The Legal Wife are doing the deed. It’s only on tv. Do you think they’re a match? For fun, maybe they can throw into the picture Ahron’s ex-BFF Ian Batherson, too, now that he’s also doing projects in the station?

Dear Boys

Remember Denmark Sevilla? He needs something. 
We’ll get something in return, he promises. 
 (Denmark, it’s “baby fat” not “baby fats.”)
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The things I get in the mail!
But don’t you just love social media and hot selfies?

Happy Birthday A!

Happy Birthday A! You’re officially 27 here in Asia. 
Enjoy your time in Las Vegas with your boyfriend!
(Lay off the slot machines, though.)

Another Dick

Here’s another anonymous guy with a huge member. 
Keep on sending those nude selfies, I say!
Did you know that this is my 4000th post? Yay!

Dick

Happy Hump Day! Because we all need a dick sometimes to keep us happy, hale and hearty, here’s the obligatory post for the day. Some nude selfie of an anonymous guy. Complete the caption:  A dick a day, keeps _______________ . 

The Year That Was: Most Popular

UPDATED AGAIN because I did this post literally in the dark – You all know the most popular post in terms of comments made. The Mr. Porter post, of course! All about basketball players in schools. It could be a good resource post, you know. But did you know that 7 or 8 in the top 15 with most comments made all had one person in common? Kennedy Alfonso. Personality or Boyfriend or Strumpet of the Year, if you ask me. Here’s the Top Fifteen list, with the title of the post followed by the number of comments in itals. 
1.    Mr. Porter Says Hi [August 13], 1089. Varsity players rule!
2.    Kenny Can’t Lie [September 5], 450. Ken likes big breasts.
3.    Whois [April 28], 372. Meet Albert Guinto, rich model and bikini open veteran.
4.    Cavort [July 16], 328. Ahron goes on vacay with the rich bf!
5.    Kenny Goldmine [May 7], 309. Kennedy Alfonso in the flesh!
6.    Ahron Does A Selfie [May 19], 261. Kennedy’s bf Albert’s ex, with the bulge.
7.    Eye Kennedy [July 27], 238. Kennedy’s launch into showbiz.
8.    Whois [April 1], 200. Intro of Kennedy Alfonso.
9.    Waiting [October 21], 173. Ahron’s plump buttocks.
10.   Imagining Martin [December 20], 142. Martin del Rosario in undies.
11.   Block Solo [April 3], 141. All about cute volleyball player Mark Lee.
12.   Paolo Loves Us [March 29], 119. The Kennedy connection.
13.   Power Forward [August 14], 109. Cute basketball player Martin Reyes.
14.   Tom’s World [November 14], 104. Tom Rodriguez for Bench Body!
15.   Sounds Like [May 9], 102.  One-time Albert Guinto friend Teejay Marquez.

Imagining Ahron

One’s real, the other fake. If you’re trying to figure out how hot Ahron Villena is, maybe this fan-made photo [right] will do the trick. More or less. The on-off bit player is busy these days with some soap stints in ABS-CBN. Will he finally go all out in a photo shoot soon?

Waiting

Speaking of MHL, here’s a hypothetical question: What if you have a hot [and smooth bubble-butt] boyfriend, say someone who looks like Ahron Villena, would you be willing to let him live with you? Then maybe support him in all his daily and basic needs, as he’s “between jobs” all the time, you know how showbiz rolls. Sometimes you take him with you on the customary vacations to the nice beaches or cosmopolitan Asian cities. In exchange, he does this – butt nekkid and ready for buggeringupon your return from a back-breaking day at work in your thriving business. Would you?

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