Sissyville pt. 1

KA

The sound of a little girl crying broke through the cold morning air.

Now, that’s a good beginning to write this drama, right? Except that no one composes opening lines like that anymore. I just started with that line to put prominence on the histrionics of the lead, a full-grown man, in this story and I’m largely in this so far for the insanity.

At five in the morning, there was no way Ken can be calmed down. He was crying like a crazed and jilted woman in front of Jay’s huge modern home. A few minutes earlier, Ken was seen rushing out of the house in Sissyville, the scene of a night of social drinking among a select group of good-looking guys in the closet (and that’s another story).

Jay, the host, went out to quiet him. And presumably, to tell Ken to tone down the dramatics, lest the neighbors get roused from deep slumber and suspect something intriguing is unraveling in that finely-made house in Sissyville.

Unraveling, indeed it is. Jay cooed and whispered words to Ken, to no avail. You know that scene on TV when the damsel in distress is crying copiously and the leading man tries to comfort her and gets pushed away anyhow? That! Dawn’s breaking, and Jay did not want people to witness the little spectacle. After all, he is quite known not only in the community but also as a celebrity, in show- and the food business. Jay just did not want to land anymore in the tabloid gossip pages, the subject of hushed back-fence talk of a rich patron and a number of businesses as reward. You know, sex and money and grease and lubricants (remind me later to blab on that, I don’t wish to digress just yet).

The Unconsoled finally drove off in his car, a relatively new compact SUV given as a gift from Ryan, a former lover (and that, again, is another story). Surprisingly, Ken, with a flair for the theatrical did not step on the gas. He just whizzed by Jay, like a slow motion scene on that fine morning on that charming street.

Jay stood there on the sidewalk for a little while, obviously tired and “too cool to care.” He eventually walked back in to the house.

The amusing part is that after a few minutes, not more than thirty, Ken went back to Jay’s casa. Red and puffy-eyed from all the weeping, Ken just stayed in his car and stared at the mansion, realizing perhaps he nearly struck gold with this one, and he’d better straighten up his act to finally snare this one, a good catch!

The gate was unlatched, and he’s seriously contemplating – with all the dignity left in his person – whether to go inside Jay’s house or not.

What is happening? Is there something going on between Ken and Jay? It is an unlikely pairing, if you ask me.

It’s hard not to be on board on this one. Stay tuned?

 

Award!

On the occasion of the release of the annual Cosmopolitan [Phils] magazine’s centerfolds 2014, here are notable boys and men in the 69 “absolutely hardworking bachelors” in the office theme list. Some are awesome. Some are not. Who will fire up your office pantry hookup fantasies? And the awards go to …….

img306Best Transformation Award

img295Promising Comer Award

img296Awkward Model Award

img297Ex-Boldie Citation

img298Cute Puppy Award

img301Lights-Were-Off-During-The-Gosee Award

img302PLU Citation

img302aJailbait Award

img302bBig-Things-Come-In-Small-Packages Award (he’s actually 5’4″)

img303aGerman Moreno Scholarship Foundation awardee

img303bHunkiest Student Award

img304aUltimate Hottie

img304bNo More Bookings Citation

img304cHottest Dancer Award

 

img305Booking King

img307Big Tool Citation

img308Barely-Legal-But-Most-Delish Award

img309Sexy Discovery Citation

img310Lost Boy Citation

img311Hot Smarty Pants Award

img311bYou-Ought-To-Be-In-The-Centerfold Award

img311cHard-Sell-By-Manager Award

img311dOldest-In-The-List Award

Love Interest

Ahron Villena is tickled pink.  He has a new love, in the person of Johan Santos. Well, their characters in ABS-CBN’s prime time series The Legal Wife are doing the deed. It’s only on tv. Do you think they’re a match? For fun, maybe they can throw into the picture Ahron’s ex-BFF Ian Batherson, too, now that he’s also doing projects in the station?

The Year That Was: Most Popular

UPDATED AGAIN because I did this post literally in the dark – You all know the most popular post in terms of comments made. The Mr. Porter post, of course! All about basketball players in schools. It could be a good resource post, you know. But did you know that 7 or 8 in the top 15 with most comments made all had one person in common? Kennedy Alfonso. Personality or Boyfriend or Strumpet of the Year, if you ask me. Here’s the Top Fifteen list, with the title of the post followed by the number of comments in itals. 
1.    Mr. Porter Says Hi [August 13], 1089. Varsity players rule!
2.    Kenny Can’t Lie [September 5], 450. Ken likes big breasts.
3.    Whois [April 28], 372. Meet Albert Guinto, rich model and bikini open veteran.
4.    Cavort [July 16], 328. Ahron goes on vacay with the rich bf!
5.    Kenny Goldmine [May 7], 309. Kennedy Alfonso in the flesh!
6.    Ahron Does A Selfie [May 19], 261. Kennedy’s bf Albert’s ex, with the bulge.
7.    Eye Kennedy [July 27], 238. Kennedy’s launch into showbiz.
8.    Whois [April 1], 200. Intro of Kennedy Alfonso.
9.    Waiting [October 21], 173. Ahron’s plump buttocks.
10.   Imagining Martin [December 20], 142. Martin del Rosario in undies.
11.   Block Solo [April 3], 141. All about cute volleyball player Mark Lee.
12.   Paolo Loves Us [March 29], 119. The Kennedy connection.
13.   Power Forward [August 14], 109. Cute basketball player Martin Reyes.
14.   Tom’s World [November 14], 104. Tom Rodriguez for Bench Body!
15.   Sounds Like [May 9], 102.  One-time Albert Guinto friend Teejay Marquez.