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Tom v. Jake

There will be debates on the matter of who is the better underwear model in town between these two actors, active in showbiz. Tom Rodriguez took on the Bench Body duties when Jake Cuenca left to string for Guitar. They love walking around in their undies and I wouldn’t stand in the way as they get their nudity on. Ultimately it’s in the eye of the beholder, right?

HBD Jake!

It would be criminal not to greet Jake Cuenca today on his 29th birthday, as he has been one of the top favorites in the almost 10-year existence of this blog. He has undoubtedly inspired, aroused and stimulated us  whenever he put on dem tiny undies, so here’s to Jakey!

These are so far my favorite photos of him when he did his swan song a couple of years ago for the Bench Body brand. He went out with a loud bang (and audience cheers), of course, wearing those very revealing x-shape g-string thongs. Happy Birthday Mr. Cuenca!

Resurgence

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Is there a Jake Cuenca renaissance? Suddenly, our favorite exhibitionist is all over town with new endorsements and a new tv show. He’s also active in social media, of course, in various stages of shirtlessness. Are you ready for Jake 2.0 in his dark, smoldering visage?

B_ stole my look!

ivo jakey78Who’s sexier: newest Bench Body endorser Ivo Buchta or ex-endorser (now-Guitar underwear rep) Jake Cuenca?  Jake did that pose first, and Ivo followed, showing off his ample ass-ets.  I have my own choice, judging from all those chunks of man-meat, but in the end, butt and beaut are in the eye of the beholder.

Jake AF

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Expectation versus reality?

It doesn’t matter that he’s older, a little bit tired around the edges. Jake Cuenca still has it as an underwear model. That’s why he’s strutting his stuff just like the good old days of Bench Body. This time he’s stringing his Guitar underwear at the beach. He’s actually rockin’ it! Isn’t he?

In fine form

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Jake Cuenca just likes to flaunt his divine physical assets. That would make him the best underwear endorser as he has no qualms about the baring and the daring. Yes, he’s back! And Jakey is in fine form!

jakey6 jakey9Even if he’s only endorsing bargain-counter underwear, the 28-year-old exhibitionist de rigueur had to show some skin. His sturdy legs. Strong arms. Tiny feet. Cute bulge. The works. He has to be bare-skinned always. It must be in the contract.

Jake has been…

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…to the beach and look what he’s wearing! Guitar underwear, of course! While it is a no-no to don underwear in public beaches and pools (except for guttersnipes, of course, who think Bench Body is proper swimwear), Jake’s an exception. My exception, actually, as he can wear anything small and sexy in the water.

Us Two

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Jake or Gerald? It’s a tad difficult to choose between these actors. It’s unfair, actually, if I ask you who’s hotter. I sometimes like Jakey with his exhibitionist exploits. I don’t care if he’s losing hair, he’s still sexy as fuck! Or maybe Gerald, younger and oh-so-manly I can smell the testosterone oozing from his nether regions.  Who’s your choice?

A good position

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Jake Cuenca will probably retire as an underwear model when he’s in his 50s or 60s. The former exhibitionist de rigueur of Bench Body is still at it, posing and preening this time for Guitar underwear. He has to be bare-skinned always. It must be in his showbiz contract.

By the waters

JakeyJake Cuenca maybe past his underwear-model prime but he still packs a wallop posing by the sea, in his Guitar underwear. It would have been nice for him to just lose the pants and show off the white undies. And then again, haven’t we feasted enough on Jakey’s nooks, bits and crannies through the years as a Bench Body boy?

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