Beach Bod

Are you allowed to wear underwear on the beach this summer? No, only Jake Cuenca can, and the hordes of Bench/Body models out there, the main purposes of which ads are to illustrate the body-hugging features outdoors. Underwear is not for swimming in public:  underwear is not lined and doesn’t have the stronger attributes of swimwear when subjected to the stresses of moving through water (see Jake’s little VPL). That is why they are not allowed in public pools and places.

12 Years

Time flies, people age, and Jake Cuenca still has a smashin’ bod through the years. In 2006, fresh Jake came into the scene in a Bench show, and the rest was his underwear history in showbiz. These days, he’s still an undergarments endorser, albeit for another company Guitar. Why am I posting these? It’s throwback Thursday, and well, Jake hasn’t aged a decade!

Red Hot Jake

Oh, my stars and garters! What is Jake Cuenca up to these days?  He’s (still) modeling underwear, of course, like he used to, He has to show some skin. His sturdy legs. The real abs. Strong arms. Tiny feet. The works. He has to be bare-skinned always. It must be in the contract. Despite his waning popularity, Jake’s still a hottie.

Five Years Apart

Look how time flew by so faaast! Jake Cuenca is still an underwear endorser, although he switched skivvies. Five years ago, he was modeling for Bench Body, and these days he’s bangin’ the Guitar brand. Is there a remarkable difference? Is he still hot? Love him or leave him, I’ll let these photos do the talking.


In a race for Bulge Supremacy, who do you think will come out ahead? Jake Cuenca appears poised for the win. Gerald Anderson, though, is unfazed, as Ivan Carapiet makes a move. It is nice to see these actors, weekend warriors as they are, baring their athletic bodies (and bulges, too).


I may never understand why these boys do the swim-bike-run thing under the searing sun, but I am just too glad they’re in their tri-suits – tight and wet and with a hint of their, er, manhood. On the first day of the work week, ease your eyes on these two actors now athletically inclined, once cuties with fine flawless skin.


It’s the start of the long weekend this side of the pond, and this is the lazy-ass post. I am now officially on vacation, but I just can’t leave this wayward site on a standstill. Today, we see the usual suspects – tv and movie actors and underwear models all, who continue to tease and please in their underthings.

Ejay kept it warm and balmy with his check-patterned undies, while Arron gave off that twinky vibe in stripes. And the side swept bangs! *gasp!

Why is Jake unhappy? Why is Carlos so perky? Are crazy patterns the trend these days in men’s undergarments?


Now that I have your attention, let’s get into the meat of the matter. It’s hard not to get a little hot and bothered upon seeing our sentimental favorite Jake Cuenca in a new photo, wearing underwear for public consumption. Does he still have it? Of course, he’s rockin’ them drawers! Let us then honor his well-honed physique for old time’s sake.

Tom v. Jake

There will be debates on the matter of who is the better underwear model in town between these two actors, active in showbiz. Tom Rodriguez took on the Bench Body duties when Jake Cuenca left to string for Guitar. They love walking around in their undies and I wouldn’t stand in the way as they get their nudity on. Ultimately it’s in the eye of the beholder, right?

HBD Jake!

It would be criminal not to greet Jake Cuenca today on his 29th birthday, as he has been one of the top favorites in the almost 10-year existence of this blog. He has undoubtedly inspired, aroused and stimulated us  whenever he put on dem tiny undies, so here’s to Jakey!

These are so far my favorite photos of him when he did his swan song a couple of years ago for the Bench Body brand. He went out with a loud bang (and audience cheers), of course, wearing those very revealing x-shape g-string thongs. Happy Birthday Mr. Cuenca!

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