It’s the start of the long weekend this side of the pond, and this is the lazy-ass post. I am now officially on vacation, but I just can’t leave this wayward site on a standstill. Today, we see the usual suspects – tv and movie actors and underwear models all, who continue to tease and please in their underthings.
Now that I have your attention, let’s get into the meat of the matter. It’s hard not to get a little hot and bothered upon seeing our sentimental favorite Jake Cuenca in a new photo, wearing underwear for public consumption. Does he still have it? Of course, he’s rockin’ them drawers! Let us then honor his well-honed physique for old time’s sake.
There will be debates on the matter of who is the better underwear model in town between these two actors, active in showbiz. Tom Rodriguez took on the Bench Body duties when Jake Cuenca left to string for Guitar. They love walking around in their undies and I wouldn’t stand in the way as they get their nudity on. Ultimately it’s in the eye of the beholder, right?
It would be criminal not to greet Jake Cuenca today on his 29th birthday, as he has been one of the top favorites in the almost 10-year existence of this blog. He has undoubtedly inspired, aroused and stimulated us whenever he put on dem tiny undies, so here’s to Jakey!
These are so far my favorite photos of him when he did his swan song a couple of years ago for the Bench Body brand. He went out with a loud bang (and audience cheers), of course, wearing those very revealing x-shape g-string thongs. Happy Birthday Mr. Cuenca!
Is there a Jake Cuenca renaissance? Suddenly, our favorite exhibitionist is all over town with new endorsements and a new tv show. He’s also active in social media, of course, in various stages of shirtlessness. Are you ready for Jake 2.0 in his dark, smoldering visage?
Who’s sexier: newest Bench Body endorser Ivo Buchta or ex-endorser (now-Guitar underwear rep) Jake Cuenca? Jake did that pose first, and Ivo followed, showing off his ample ass-ets. I have my own choice, judging from all those chunks of man-meat, but in the end, butt and beaut are in the eye of the beholder.
Expectation versus reality?
It doesn’t matter that he’s older, a little bit tired around the edges. Jake Cuenca still has it as an underwear model. That’s why he’s strutting his stuff just like the good old days of Bench Body. This time he’s stringing his Guitar underwear at the beach. He’s actually rockin’ it! Isn’t he?
Jake Cuenca just likes to flaunt his divine physical assets. That would make him the best underwear endorser as he has no qualms about the baring and the daring. Yes, he’s back! And Jakey is in fine form!
Even if he’s only endorsing bargain-counter underwear, the 28-year-old exhibitionist de rigueur had to show some skin. His sturdy legs. Strong arms. Tiny feet. Cute bulge. The works. He has to be bare-skinned always. It must be in the contract.
…to the beach and look what he’s wearing! Guitar underwear, of course! While it is a no-no to don underwear in public beaches and pools (except for guttersnipes, of course, who think Bench Body is proper swimwear), Jake’s an exception. My exception, actually, as he can wear anything small and sexy in the water.
Jake or Gerald? It’s a tad difficult to choose between these actors. It’s unfair, actually, if I ask you who’s hotter. I sometimes like Jakey with his exhibitionist exploits. I don’t care if he’s losing hair, he’s still sexy as fuck! Or maybe Gerald, younger and oh-so-manly I can smell the testosterone oozing from his nether regions. Who’s your choice?1 2 3 … 10 Next »