A photo like this deserves a post of its own. Sometimes we take a break from all the cock-and-balls postings, lest I’ll be accused of being too smutty for your aesthetic sensibilities (mind you, I only post the artsiest dick pics on this side of the worldwayward web, just wait until tomorrow or Friday). Where was I? Gerald Anderson is such a perennial cutie, isn’t he?
To those with finite word-stock, each individual photo in this collage of penis-popping celebs, models, students and wannabes would have to be called a scandal. Of course, a scandal is defined as “an action or event regarded as morally or legally wrong and causing general public outrage.” There is no general public outrage in these, so we might have to call these huge (or little) nudefies as circumstances with prurient appeal. A quite-famous person’s pecker is definitely more interesting than your usual porn star dingdong. It’s the rarity, the unusualness. The thrill of looking at that prominent member. These are your Persons of 2015! No prudity. Oh yes you’re short to see. Gratuitous, gratuitous, gratuitous, gratuitous nudity!