So these are the after images of Bench Body model-of-the-hour Sammy. His before image is this one. I guess they’re really trying to tone down any bagginess, blob or bump down there. Which brings me to the question – Is it really necessary to hide any natural distention of the male model selling underwear?
In other news, Bench Body came out with a statement to appease the buying public — It has come to the attention of the company that you whinos have been accusing Bench Body of resorting to Adobe Photoshop to manipulate the bulges of the Semerads from massive to miniscule in the recent back-to-school campaign. We are now sending you a candid runway photo of David [or Anthony, it doesn’t matter they are identical, they have identical dicks, too] to prove that Bench Body is committed to truth in advertising. We hope that this will settle the issue once and for all.
See, it’s not that bad. There are some promising ones in the Bodyshots contest. They were only introduced with their first names, so let’s make do with that for now. From right: Cedric, 22, 5’10; Allen, 25, 5’11”; Kurt, 18, 5’10”; Natale, 19, 6’3″; Mahroon, 2, 6′; and Jayson, 25, 5’9″. I’m rooting for Kurt. Who’s your bet?
And I’m also curious, seriously curious, how and why Borgy Manotoc is an underwear model still for Bench Body, after all these years. Maybe he has a swimmer’s body. Perhaps it’s a package deal with his model-girlfriend. Or, the bargain-basement undergarments fit him perfectly well. I can only surmise.
Promising new model in glam town is Orion Tamayo, a 20-year-old student from the University of Perpetual Help System Dalta. The 6’5″-tall cutie has been making the rounds lately of the Philippine Fashion Week shows, with his Bench Body stint as the highlight of his main debut on the runway. He was born and raised in Wisconsin before moving back here three years ago.
There’s a new model in town and his name’s Antonio de Murga Jr. Actually, he’s playing as a midfielder for the Loyola Meralco Sparks in the United Football League Philippines. He is the older brother of model-athlete Carlie de Murga. Antonio has appeared in countless fashion editorials, the recent Bench Body show [image, right], and the Emperador Light tvc.