Albie BTS

Despite the lackluster ads for Bench/Body in his underwear, we trust Albie Casino to amp up his game on November 18. Maybe we’re just expecting too much, Albie doing the full-on sexy thong thing, knowing how he craves attention that much via his shirtless selfies on social media. Maybe we’ll see more on the show.

Cut

Foreskin and seven years ago, Filipino-Italian Alex Anselmuccio was made famous by his circumcision on-air inside the Big Brother House. He’s getting the spotlight today because I remember seeing him a couple of weeks ago on tv as uh, an Italian chef on a prime time drama show. Plus that video. A little controversy never hurt anybody’s career.

Your Next

Or is it “you’re”? One of the most common mistakes is confusing these two words. The word your comes before another word (usually a noun or a pronoun) to show that it belongs to “you” (e.g., your next wank vid).  On the other hand, you’re is a contraction of you are. It has no other uses (e.g. you are next Arron.) But I digress. This is Arron, skivvy-giggly. Wednesdays are cute.

Totally NSFW

For some strange reason I get the most traffic on Tuesdays. I haven’t figured that one out yet, but today might be another reason for more visitors in this wayward site. I love me some guessing game once in a while. You might know him from the body parts, but I’ll leave you with some metadata tags to guide you: #penis #smile #nipples #nose #arms #birthmark.

Porn Star Boss

If you Google “Jose Sarasola,” numerous links will lead you to a wank video featuring a person who looks a bit like this sexy chef in his younger years.  These days, Mr. Sarasola, who shot to fame via the reality show Fear Factor Philippines, is a successful restaurant owner and the reason he’s featured here today is, well, he’s in a relationship with a famous porn star.