Bumps and Pageantry

by: rddantes September 24, 2013 | 82 Comments |

The boys really went out to play. And pose and preen to the delight of girls and girls alike. The Cosmo Bash this year offered some surprises. Cover boy Alden Richards came out in tiny shorts with a noticeable lump.

A very Clen, uh, clean and cut JC de Vera surprised every one on stage. 
He’s poised to make it big this year in ABS-CBN.

GMA’s leading man Aljur Abrenica is still at it, this time teasing in white shorts. 
He had a boner and happy to see the screaming fans.

Oh, and Rayver Cruz was force feeding his banana to a guy in the audience! Gasp!

While brother Rodjun Cruz danced with his fly open.

The loudest shrieks of the night? The TomDen duo! 
Dennis Trillo and Tom Rodriguez played up the crowd in their MHL form. Sweet!

Plus, there were streakers wearing masks.

And guys showering on stage in their tighty whities!

82 Comments on "Bumps and Pageantry"

  1. Anonymous says:

    nakaka elya si Dennis at Tom !!!

  2. Anonymous says:

    pinakakaloka si alden richards! kahit naka-shorts ang laki ng bukelya. halatang more than the regular ang size ng nota nya. sana meron mas malinaw na pics na lumitaw pa.

  3. Anonymous says:

    sana nagbaba ng shorts si papa aljur!

  4. Anonymous says:

    payag akong maging sex slave ni tomden! tatlo kami sabay-sabay sa kama. orgy kung orgy. hahahaha!

  5. Anonymous says:

    payag akong maging sex slave ni tomden! tatlo kami sabay-sabay sa kama. orgy kung orgy. hahahaha!

  6. Anonymous says:

    First! Loveliness!

  7. MYRNA MALIBOG... 4EVER! says:

    NKKLK YUNG KAY RAYVER. SA MATANDANG BEKTAS NIYA TALAGA SINUBO. AT HALOS KALAHATIIN NI SIS ANG LAKATAN.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  8. Anonymous says:

    ang kay rayver ang the best, inggit!

  9. Anonymous says:

    the last pics is soo Kylie Minogue’s showgirl routine. Such a shame the cosmo bash lost its meaning. Its supposed to all women. Girls night out, now 80 percent beki, 20 percent ladies.

  10. Anonymous says:

    My Aljur …my Rodjun. I so luv u boys.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Thank you rd. Hope you can post marki stroem.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Ewan parang wala masyadong ganap kagabi sa cosmo bash!

  13. Anonymous says:

    pilit na pilit ung kay rayver… toothpick yata dapat ang gamet, di saging… ahihihihihi!!! mas maganda kung kay gerald anderson ang parang isusubo nia, hit na hit cla sa show ni vice ah!!!

  14. Anonymous says:

    Vince Ferraren please!!

  15. Anonymous says:

    Nakoh, si Aljur ang bet ko jan. Sayang, kahit maluwag-luwag ang white boxer shorts, meron pa ring suot na skimpy white briefs sa loob. Di tuloy ako magkakakuliti sa mata dahil wa akong na-sight. Kainis!

  16. Anonymous says:

    talagang clean cut and cute si jc de vera. sooo bf material (kung papatol sa bading, ibibigay ang lahat)!

  17. Annie White says:

    OMG, Alden looks totally cute, face-wise, but has gained some weight on his tummy! So difficult to look at! But he still remains totally adorable, but I’d really push him into working out more, so that we will be hotter.

    OMG, the clean cut look is so hot on JC!

    OMG, Aljur is still pretty hot in all his native-boy appeal.

    OMG, Raver is a total hottie, but that stunt he pulled is the WTF moment of the night.

    OMG, Rodjun was hot but kinda funny to watch.

    OMG, Dennis Trillo & Tom Rodrigues made it official that the Philippine Version Cosmo Bash is geared more to the gay crowd rather than Fun, Fearless Females. I wonder if the Main office knows about this, and I wonder what they will do when they find out. But issues aside, for a duo of older men, they still look kinda cute.

    OMG, even if the “streakers” were masked, we were giggling coz we can recognize some of the boys just from their butts alone. And of course, a few of them are personal friends of ours and, well, go figure! Alot of those guys were cheating because they were wearing thongs under the jockstrap, lol! But last year was worse, when Mike Elhag, John Tanada, Ryan Marquez and the other guys who agreed to bare for a few extra thousands on their professional fee actually wore invisible thongs in their “naked unveil” scene. But well, they looked naked from afar, and I guess “illusion” is what really matters in stage performances. I know you are going to ask why I know, so I’ll answer now: I’m friends with fashion magazine editors, here and abroad 🙂

    OMG, the shower scene. Robby Carmona did the very same scene back in the early 2000’s at the RCBC Building. Me and my friends were still so young but managed to get invites to that event and it was our first time to see FULLY NAKED Male Models on the Ramp (but not in our lives, we kinda lost our virginity early)! The guys were Totally naked, unmasked and they showering with their backs facing us. Of course, they didn’t face the crown to show their penis, but me and my friends were laughing because they were obviously not wearing invisible thongs or protective socks! Then after the shower, they pulled towels hanging on the walls to cover them, but one guy’s towel fell and he had no choice but to bend over to pick it up and I guess you know what everyone saw. Paolo Paraiso, Robby Mananquil and the gang were still so young an hot in that show.

    Ok, that was my opinion about all the photos “RD” gathered for your viewing pleasure while enjoying his sip of JD’s 🙂

    Have a sweet day, my lovely sweetpies!


    My dreams, when life first opened to me,
    My dreams, when the hopes of youth beat high,
    Were to see thy lov’d face, O gem of the Orient sea,
    From gloom and grief, from care and sorrow free;
    No blush on thy brow, no tear in thine eye”

  18. Anonymous says:

    Bakit parang nagmamantika/nagsesebo ang Alden? hahaha…

  19. Anonymous says:

    bakit parang napalitan ung picture ni alden?

  20. Anonymous says:

    bakit wala sa exena ate kendy? haha!!!

  21. Anonymous says:

    Post more pictures please.

  22. Anonymous says:

    OMG ang OA mo! Wahahahahaha!

    Fantastic work-of-fiction you have!

  23. Anonymous says:

    Ateng, bakit may ginawa ka ng Desiderata dyan? Chos hahahaha

  24. Anonymous says:

    Grabe yung Rayver!

  25. Anonymous says:

    Gwapo ng Alden kakagigil!!!

  26. Anonymous says:

    Naloka ako doon sa shower scene! Bakat ang tutuy nila!

  27. Anonymous says:

    Aljur so hot! Whew!

  28. Anonymous says:

    Mukhang promising ang bukol ni Alden ha!

  29. Anonymous says:

    Love this batch. Except panira lang si Sam Concepcion! My gad!!

  30. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    Ang effort mo teh ! May work ka?

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013

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    Yes, I do have a Job. You know what it is? : To Antagonize you!

  31. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    Pwede ka na magtayo ng own blog mo sis! Galing ng comments
    Mo!

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013

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    Who says I don’t have a blog of my own? I have one, but I’m not telling. But one this is for sure, you fashionistas worship my blog! So, it’s so funny why you seem to hate me here, LMFAO!

  32. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    Gutom lang ang kapatid natin. Mukhang mahirap e.

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013

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    Yes, I’m so poor! Yes, please, pity me, pity me 🙂 Hahaha!

  33. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    OMG ang OA mo! Wahahahahaha!

    Fantastic work-of-fiction you have!

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013

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    Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s not a work of fiction 🙂

    Robby, if you are in this blog, would you kindly validate my story about that epic RCBC Fashion show in the early 2000’s? That was his drawing board for what eventually became the most unforgettable Bench Show ever. The One and Only Bench show that featured real male nudity in 2002. Where the then young and hot Lara brothers wore Jomari Yllana masks and walked the isles of Araneta fully naked, only using a tiny piece of Bench Brief to cover their Penises.

    Think first before attacking. You might get killed if you aim wrong.

  34. Anonymous says:

    ang sarap ni alden. heaven siguro feeling kay kinantot ako nito. mukhang malaki pa naman ang burat at mukhang magaling kumain ng puke. shit! fuck!

  35. Anonymous says:

    Kaya wala nang mashadong nagpapakadaring sa cosmo badh kasi knows na ng mga otoko na bekifest itech. Haller 80% ba naman ng crowd mga matatandang beki sino ba namang otoko ang magjujubad?

  36. Anonymous says:

    Asan na yung kay Markki Stroem rd? Please?

  37. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    Oh my God, kailangan oh my god ang start ng sentence lagi? Pumasok ka na sa kumbento teh. Masyado kang maraming oras para magreply dito. Hahaha

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013

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    Lol 🙂

  38. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    OMG NG OMG!!!! Ito naman si so diffficult to look at… ang effort mo madame!

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013

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    I knew you would notice it, so I said it again 🙂

    You see? I’ve been here for only two days and I already have Trademark lines. It means I have Presence. 🙂

    Vous êtes stupide. Vous avez le corps d’un chien et le QI d’une durée de cinq ans. Brûle en enfer, pédé 🙂 🙂 🙂 Sweet winks and Honey Laced kisses!

  39. Anonymous says:

    You see? I’ve been here for only two days and I already have Trademark lines. It means I have Presence. 🙂

    Vous êtes stupide. Vous avez le corps d’un chien et le QI d’une durée de cinq ans. Brûle en enfer, pédé 🙂 🙂 🙂 Sweet winks and Honey Laced kisses!

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013
    ______________

    You are nothing but a delusional bit of garbage with lots of ad hominem claims. Your irrelevance is only punctuated by your own brand of insecurities, hiding from layers and layers of forced confidence. Quoting insulting French texts – Brûle en enfer -(which means burn in hell) – is as reflectively crass as your claimed presence. Darling, this is the net. Your “presence” is one of notoriety. Tu es completement débile. What an imbecile.

  40. Anonymous says:

    samantha concepcion sistah na sistah kaloka.

  41. Anonymous says:

    payag akong maging sex slave ni tomden! tatlo kami sabay-sabay sa kama. orgy kung orgy. hahahaha!

    akala ko naman tatlo kayo ikaw yung kama. haha

  42. Annie White says:

    Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You see? I’ve been here for only two days and I already have Trademark lines. It means I have Presence. 🙂

    Vous êtes stupide. Vous avez le corps d’un chien et le QI d’une durée de cinq ans. Brûle en enfer, pédé 🙂 🙂 🙂 Sweet winks and Honey Laced kisses!

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013
    ______________

    You are nothing but a delusional bit of garbage with lots of ad hominem claims. Your irrelevance is only punctuated by your own brand of insecurities, hiding from layers and layers of forced confidence. Quoting insulting French texts – Brûle en enfer -(which means burn in hell) – is as reflectively crass as your claimed presence. Darling, this is the net. Your “presence” is one of notoriety. Tu es completement débile. What an imbecile.

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013
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    There you go! Now you see how my presence has positively affected this blog? Just last week, all you will read are : “Booking this Booking that, Nota this Chupa That! Beki, Semilia, Varsity, Papa etc and all that nonesense!” Now, i have been seeing so many eloquent, intelligent posts! See how all of a sudden, the air of this blog’s comment section has been upgraded?

  43. Annie White says:

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013
    ______________

    You are nothing but a delusional bit of garbage with lots of ad hominem claims. Your irrelevance is only punctuated by your own brand of insecurities, hiding from layers and layers of forced confidence. Quoting insulting French texts – Brûle en enfer -(which means burn in hell) – is as reflectively crass as your claimed presence. Darling, this is the net. Your “presence” is one of notoriety. Tu es completement débile. What an imbecile.

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013

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    “Your irrelevance is only punctuated by your own brand of insecurities” – Lola the Loshang (2013)

    By the way, isn’t this the same crowd who used to rally against an old time notorious poster named Myrna Malibog (ok, that’s a crazy name)? Alot of you say that she sounds so rude and cheap? ( I told you I enjoy this forum, I dug deep into the archives, you are all such a riot, i love you all!)

    Nowadays, because I’m here, have you heard from her, or anyone of her kind?

    So, you see? I made everyone here look so pretty and classy now, and then you are mad at me?

    I brought forth the best in you, and now you hate me boo hoo hoo!

    LOL 🙂

    And why force the issue about me being merely someone hiding under layers of insecurity?

    Hasn’t it ever occurred to you that an Actual Pretty, Rich and Popular girl can be capable of doing the silly things I do, just as much as the insecure Plain Jane who just wants to vent her frustrations?

    Doing the things I do, ie; being notorious on a Blog’s Comment Page doesn’t mean I’m insecure and hiding from my fears, and what have you. Didn’t it ever cross your mind that I might really just have a playful and enjoy doing this?

    Remember, there are alot of Beautiful, Rich & Successful women who act crazy, just coz they like to (Naomi Campbell, Bette Davis, Miley Cyrus etc). It’s enjoyable! It doesn’t mean we have personal problems, it’s simple harmless fun! It’s not like my words can actually form phantom hands that would slap you in the face from your computer screen, right? And OMG, I’m so sorry, I must have pressed the wrong button in google translate, what I was actually meaning to say in French is “Relax in Paradise”, oh, computer glitches even in this modern age! 🙂

    And to lighten up the mood, here’s a familiar scene just for laughs:

    Noxeema Jackson: That might be all fine and dandy but still have a lot more to learn before you become a full fledged Queen, my dear.

    Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Can’t I just stay a princess they’re so much younger than Queens

    [laughs]

    Noxeema Jackson: Does everything have to be a joke with you, this is not a masquerade! This is real life! There are steps to becoming a Queen.

    Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: I’m sorry. How many?

    Noxeema Jackson: Four! There are four steps to becoming a Drag Queen.

    Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Don’t be stingy tell me what are they!

    Vida Boheme: Patience mon cheri. You will know when you’ve done them. Noxeema our Dutchess of Protocol will inform you.

    Noxeema Jackson: [laughs sarcastically] That’s right just sit back. Auntie Vida’s gonna make you a big ol’queen don’t you worry.

  44. Anonymous says:

    HAHAHAHA. Hanggang ngayon ba nagkakalat pa rin dito yang Annie White na yan na feelingera? Tsupi!

  45. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    samantha concepcion sistah na sistah kaloka.

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013

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    Cyber-Bully! Slander!
    That’s a crime!

  46. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    samantha concepcion sistah na sistah kaloka.

    Wednesday, 25 September, 2013

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    Hey Mister!!! Don’t you know it hurts when people yell UNTRUE things about you!?

    Want a dose of your own medicine!!!

    Ok, here:

    “PRETTY!!! BEAUTIFUL!!! SMART! CLASSY!” “NORMAL!!!!!”

    See? It hurts right? When I yelled things about you that are not true!?

    So stop doing bad things like this to Sam and whoever else you plan to taunt in the future!

  47. Anonymous says:

    OMG, share share lang ng personal experience pag may time! OMG!

  48. Anonymous says:

    We all know who y’all are annie white gusto mo i-bulgar na natin 😉 mga bakla kayo peace!

  49. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    na kuflang ko na yan si Annie WHITE BIRD!

    Thursday, 26 September, 2013

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    haha 🙂

  50. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    I love yew dahl! Bravado! Lavet!

    Thursday, 26 September, 2013

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    I love yew tew, Anon. 🙂
    Let all the sosyal people join forces here and rule 🙂

  51. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    I love it… may pa french pa ito nlalaman… kumaen ka na lng ng french bread at french fries as u burn in hell!!!

    Thursday, 26 September, 2013

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    Thanks for the tip, Lola Loshang. Sige, I’ll eat French Bread and French Fries so that I can burn in hell. I’ve been dying to meet you anyway! If I burn in hell, then i’ll finally meet you. Tell your friends to set up the welcoming committee down there, a friend from Mount Olympus is scheduled to make a quick visit. Of course, after the heat of hell burns off the cholesterol, I’ll disappear and go right back to Olympus, so have your cameras ready if you want a photo with me ok? My stay down there with you will be super bilis lang kasi I have really fast metabolism. MWAH!

    ——————————–

    Anonymous said…

    Madame, presence? OMG!!! Nagpapansin ka lang. 🙂 OMG . Ur so difficult to look at. OMG!!!!!

    Thursday, 26 September, 2013

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    Exactly, and you made me pansin, just like I wanted you to. So, I win, right?

  52. Anonymous says:

    Ung kay Aljur, Jc and Rodjun ang mga katawan na pinagyayabang at ibinabalandra! Di tulad nung kay Alden na puro fats at totoy na parang naligaw at hinila lang sa stage para rumampa! He has a cute face but please paghirapan nyang magwork out, napakaunfair sa ibang rumampa dyan na pinaghandaan ang cosmo tapos sya pa ilalagay sa gitna!

  53. Anonymous says:

    may bilbels si Alden richard <~~ (matAba) ahaha

  54. Anonymous says:

    OMG antaba ni Alden Richard so panget naman

  55. Anonymous says:

    bakit ang mga bading pataasan lagi ng ihi? payabangan? okrayan? lahat feelingera…sad!

  56. Anonymous says:

    Ano pinaglalaban nung Alden Richards??? HAHAHA! Work out pa totoy! Di pa panahon para sa cosmo para makipagsabayan sa mga TUNAY na HUNKS!!!! Haha

  57. Anonymous says:

    jeanne napoles is in the house!

  58. Annie White says:

    Anonymous said…

    bakit ang mga bading pataasan lagi ng ihi? payabangan? okrayan? lahat feelingera…sad!

    Friday, 27 September, 2013

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    Exactly! That’s why I’m here! To clean the air and sanitize the environment!

    If they didn’t have such a bad attitude, dapat they just smiled and laughed with me. But look, they just went crazy. Buti pa a few of them, they joined in the fun and took everything I said with a grain of salt.

    But anyway, like I said in the other post, I’m leaving na. So I hope my short stay here was worth it. I was only trying to help.

  59. Anonymous says:

    Shit! Ang sarap nilang lahat! sarap magpakantot sa kanilang lahat….
    @Aljur, ako nlng sana ang nakipagtwerk sa iyo!
    @Rayver, dapat hinubad mo yung pants mo at pinasubo sa akin yang burat mo, sabay kayo ni gerald 😉
    @Rodjun at JC, willingness akong magpatira sa pwet!
    @Albie and Vin, sarap nyung chupain!
    @Alden, ako nlng magpapahid niyan sa iyo hanggang penis mo pa!

    -Carter-

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