Psst, Lemuelle! Is that you on stage? Wet and wild in tighty whities, huh? This was last year at the Cosmopolitan [Phils] bachelors bash, right? I bet you had a grand time with the boys. I meant, you had fun with your friends in the modeling world. But I didn’t notice you last night at the Cosmo bash. Were you there again with the boys in their jockeys? And also, you were not included this year in the magazine’s list although your contemporaries were there. Pretty understandable, though, as you made it to the selection last year. Well, anyways, good luck in your career. You were just missed in Cosmo’s event. P.S. The guy behind you is cute. Do you know him?