Well, I’m not exactly complaining. It’s just that right above that busy flyover along C-5 Road from Pasig City on the way to Makati, there’s this giant billboard of local clothing brand Folded N Hung with model Hideo Muraoka. He’s shirtless [and hairless in the pits]! And driving past that section, I couldn’t help but look up and gape – with a heaping of sexual malice – at this fine specimen. Hideo Muraoka is a 20-year-old Brazilian-Japanese model, now based in Makati City.