Award!

by: rddantes September 5, 2015 | 78 Comments |

On the occasion of the annual Cosmopolitan [Phils] magazine’s bachelor bash, here are notable boys and men in the 69 “big top boys” in the Carnival Kings theme list. Some are awesome. Some are not. Who will fire up your carny hookup fantasies? And the awards go to …….

Big DickBig Dick Award

Ageless

Age-Stopped-At-23 Award

Abs

The Your-Abs-Only-Got-You-This-Gig Citation

Best in Nose

Best Transformation (Nose Division)

Transformation

Best Transformation (Modeling Status Division)

Botox

Botox King

Basketball

Er-Ought-To-Be-Naked Award

Body

Best Hairy Body

Casting Couch

Joseph Marco Award (a.k.a. The Casting Couch Award)

DNG

DNG Award (did not grow)

 Dream

Mr. Dreamboy

Dude

The Cool Dude Award

Emaciated

Best in Body (Underfed and Starved Division)

Hunky

New-In-The-Scene Hottie Citation

Ideal

Bring-Home-To-Momma Award

Jailbait

The Jailbait Award

Jologs

Booking King

Model

Delish Student Award

Oldie

You’re-Only-22?-I-thought-You’re-43-or-Something Citation

Newbie

Promising Comer Award

Mature

DILF Award

Legs

Best in Legs (Chicken Legs Division)

PLU

LGBT Special Citation

Svenson

 Special Award from Svenson Philippines

Student Body

Student Body Citation

Trainer

Sexy Discovery Citation

Sunny

Heartbreaker Award

Rough Sex

Rough-Sex-Like-A-Pornstar Award

78 Comments on "Award!"

  1. Anonymous says:

    I always love your Cosmo awards 🙂

  2. tony says:

    it would be great if i’m in a room with all of these guys naked and having a wild orgy.

  3. James says:

    David L. is VG’s bf..we saw them twice na sa glorietta and guess what saan store namen cla na sight..sa isang shoe store lang nman for guys. Alam na!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Its raining men again…

  5. Lupita says:

    Ayrton! Love love love!

  6. anon says:

    joey luz looks good in person. d nga lang photogenic.

  7. Andres says:

    Waste of my time and money….

    • Anonymous says:

      Yeah, because you need your money to buy your brain medicine to cure your multiple personalities.

      Andres, Gardo, Tony, etc…

  8. Anonymous says:

    Natawa ako sa age ni Philippe Escalambre napako na sa 23 e 45 na yata sya ngayon hahahahaha kapal fez!!!

  9. Anonymous says:

    sarap pagsabay sabayin!!! shet! Thank you RD!

  10. Anonymous says:

    Lol mukhang nagpa botox nga si Don Mendoza hahahaha walang career!

  11. Anonymous says:

    Gusto ko si Aaron de Tomaso malaki talaga bird sa scandal nya!

  12. Anonymous says:

    Yak at that Luz guy, feeing gwapo e chaka naman mukhang matanda!!!!

  13. 3 in 1 (tony, gardo, andres) says:

    ang sarap ni david licauco. virgin pa yan according to my kakilala na very close sa kanya. conservative masyado ang lolo mo

  14. Anonymous says:

    Luis Hontiveros din Booking Award RD dapat!!!

  15. Anonymous says:

    I like Ayrton Onrubia so hot! Mukhang yummy!!!

  16. Anonymous says:

    Maski sino! Yummy!

  17. Anonymous says:

    Hahahahaha! “Special Award from Svenson Philippines”

  18. Anonymous says:

    Henrik dapat centerfold.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Grabeng payat ni David Licauco, sa kakasupsup ni Vice Ganda sa kanya!!!!

  20. Anonymous says:

    Ipinasok ni Mama Jonas yung Mhel (pangalan pa lang jologs na) Cardiente. Sobrang no lobby nya ha!

  21. Anonymous says:

    Nalibugan ako sa Earl Murphy!

  22. Anonymous says:

    Masarap malinamnam lahat!!! Except Cardiente na kolbam certified hahahaha

  23. Anonymous says:

    Ampayat na ni David Licauco ha nasupsup na ni Vice lahat!!!

  24. Anonymous says:

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I lurve it! Kalokah ka talaga rd!

  25. laurenWeisberger says:

    PANALO MGA AWARDS! hahahaha!

  26. Anonymous says:

    Madaming cute naman pala infairness. Kaso dapat sexy!

  27. Anonymous says:

    Certified big dick si Tommaso!!!

  28. Anonymous says:

    correct. rommel cardiente is booking king award…

    • Anonymous says:

      Magkano nemen booking fee nyan? Pwede na siguro sa 3k di namen kagwapuhan callboy na callboy ang itsu!

      • Anonymous says:

        Best person to ask is garrie trinidad, un may ari ng stone house. There was a time halos once a week nya kunin ang serbisyo ni rommel. Mas mataas ang bayad pag may uring.

        • Anonymous says:

          Trulalu. Pabooking ahver yang si cardiente. Nakita namen xa sa laboracay. Isang gabe kasama si VG. Isang gabe naman kasama yang halimaw na garry trinidad na yan at yung baklang bff nya na payatot na tisay. For sure pinagpasahan ng mga lola mo ang kolbam na yan. Ang nagagawa naman talaga ng pera.

  29. Anonymous says:

    LOL @ underfed and starved division!!!

  30. Anonymous says:

    Henrik Lagoni should be in the Centerfolds hindi yung chakang basketball player!!!

  31. Anonymous says:

    Tama! Pa booking yang Cardiente na yan ang cheap! Paano nasali yan dyan???

  32. Anonymous says:

    LOL Panalo! Kaloka ka RD naghahanap ka ng away sa mga managers at spongky hahahahaha

    • Anonymous says:

      hahaha true!!!! sigurado nanggagalaiti na si garrie trinidad na suking spongky ni rommel. aside from bukelya na sila, na-expose na sa madla ang pagka booking king ni rommel kaya threatened na ang bakla. madami na sya makaka-agaw sa sched. hahaha!

  33. Anonymous says:

    Always looking forward to the yearly Cosmo awards. LGBT special citation FTW! Hahaha

  34. Anonymous says:

    Yung Jules Fernandez swak na swak sa description RD! Peg nya si Joseph Marco. Gagawin lahat hahahahhaa

  35. Anonymous says:

    Jakol mode mga ateh!!!!

  36. Anonymous says:

    Doon na ako sa Samuel Smith no!Ang cute and hot!!!

  37. chola marquez says:

    di ba si hontiveros ay buking din?

  38. Anoymosisimous says:

    Jules/Julio Fernandez ay boyfriend ng assistant principal ng UST High School na si Charles Deita. Parang tanggap ng pamilya ni Jules ang boyfriend. Just check Charles’ pics in FB. Though syempre di inaamin ng baklitang Charles pero magkasama sila palagi, even sa Boracay nung April 1. Paki-confeeerm, mga sis.

  39. Anonymous says:

    some observations

    yung ng maverick diba dancer ng bed yan dati?

    yung kyle alam ng lahat na nagpaayos ng ilong. at alam din ng lahat na PLU

    kris laws reminds me of one of the dancers of madonna, Jull Webber

    hot yung julio fernandez

  40. -- says:

    Kinda disappointed with this year’s Cosmo. I was expecting for a blast but it was a bit meh for me. Si David Licauco talaga tas si Jules and Henrik lang gusto ko. Tas sa centerfolds, si Clint, Derrick (omg currently na kinalilibugan ko) and si Daniel. Hays.

  41. bryanSHELeeeeem says:

    diba yung maverick – kasali sa mga dancer sa isang gay bar na tinatawag na BED dati … in any case he’s cute

  42. Anonymous says:

    henrik lagoni for me…. 🙂

  43. Boxha says:

    Ayrton is so hot kahit payatot

  44. anon says:

    Ay mukhang confirm na nga na si DL ang bagong luvs ni VG. Di ba nadulas ang dila ni Krissy ng tawagan sya ni VG sa ST ? Yun na …hi hi hi

  45. ahknowkneemousse says:

    This has lost its novelty. Kung model or actor or fitness trainer ka dapat lang na pasado ang looks at katawan mo. I miss the earlier editions where they had ‘ordinary boys and men’ in the list. Kung model ka, dapat ang level mo iyung magiging hot property ka sa industry; ganun din kung actor. Sana ayusin ng editors ng Cosmo ang pagpili next time. I remember the first year there were employees, professionals, and students in the list. Sayang kasi.
    I think that would be more interesting, hindi yung mga tulad ng ganitong list.

  46. laurenWeisberger says:

    grabe mga COMMENTS! kakaaliW! interesting lahaT! panaLO!

  47. falconz says:

    sydney roxas also shido roxas seemed to have a bad hair day on his photo . he looks yummy in person at walang halong yabang

  48. perena says:

    hello mga girlettes I’m sorry to say but I was at the backstage. Hot silang lahat except john callueng and mhel.
    aaron tomasso – wala naman appeal tipong hindi mo mapapansin
    philip-absent yata
    john callueng- nottie
    kyle- di ko type long hair pero puede na
    luis hontiveros- cutie/ carlo aquino look a like and matangkad
    jason escueta/don mendoza- absent din
    julio fernandez- snobby cuttie , chinito type
    mory- statuesque body
    kris laws- ripped tan, mix blood hot type
    henrik lagoni- medyo tumaba, yummy pa din
    ayrton- manly hunk, pero lawlaw ang bods
    david licauco- hmmm.. dami fans
    navid iranpour- mukhang game, nice body too
    tyson kraft- one of the best, down to earth
    mhel- sino itey??
    joey luz- hunky beefy, he has this very manly appeal in person. the pic didn’t give justice nagmukha say matanda
    jose paredes- OMG , hello papa jose! sarap sarap
    justin smaby- baby face, baby fats, come to mama
    sydney roxas- pretty manly face, in furnez dami fans
    keneth dagohoy- ninja looks nice tattoo and madaldal din
    earl murphy- absent ata

  49. kavoguera says:

    Re: ALEX CASTRO DAKOTAN PORTION

    DOES HE HAVE A HUGE ONE?

  50. Anonymous says:

    Ito palang Rommel ay sinulot ng Mercator kay Toni Kimpo. Dapat matinjg nyo mga kwento ni Toni. Inalok daw talaga lahat ni Jonas para lng makuha si Rommel pati ang libreng pag stay sa condo ni Jonas at pagpaparetoke ng ilong ni Rommel. Natalo daw ang offer ng Reco.

    • Anonymous says:

      Bakit pinagaagawan e kolbam naman? Anyway, di reliable ang chismax mo teh dahil until now inlababo pa rin ang bobang jonas sa baklang alaga niyang si kennedy alfonso.

      • Anonymous says:

        Bakit kelangan ba ma-inlove para manulot? Wag ka mag tanga tangahan teh!!! Eh kung si boy abunda nga na may stable relationship humahada pa ng ibang lalaki. Tigilan mo ang ilusyon na girl ka teh!

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