Eternal Onion

by: rddantes November 11, 2016 | 120 Comments |

eternal-onion

It’s Friday and weekend’s here! I leave you with this fan-made photo I received some time back in the mail. It looks uncannily like someone I know, but I refuse to think it’s him. Nevertheless, with identity not fully established [and in doubt], this boy’s image still makes for one good subject of raunchy fantasies. Right?

120 Comments on "Eternal Onion"

  1. z says:

    omg nasa fashionpulis nga rin to pero kay rd walang cover! love it!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Ronnie alonte?

  3. moistunderarm says:

    hahaha edited

  4. Yuna says:

    Kala ko totoo yung Kay fp kaloka char Lang pala.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Sarap

  6. Anonymous says:

    Sinong baklang bumooking jan? Swerte ha!

  7. Anonymous says:

    jusme kala ko totoo! galing ng pgkakaEdit…shrep ni ronnie <3

  8. AEIOU says:

    Ronnie Alonte

  9. Anonymous says:

    Alonte!

  10. AEIOU says:

    Ronnie Alonte lookalike!

  11. Bee Jay says:

    Ronnie Alonte! First watashi! LOL LOL

  12. Grifter says:

    First… Sarap

  13. Grifter says:

    First… Sarap!!

  14. anonymous says:

    parang photoshopped

  15. anonymous says:

    sabi ko na… fake tong photo…
    reklamo ni ronnie alonte… wala syang buhok sa armpit (okay pasado tong pic) at sa binti (fail ang pic), niloloko nga sya na pambabae ang legs kasi maputi and walang hair…

    https://instagram.com/p/BJcmMxkDc3x/

    mukhang kinuha lang sa ig or other pictures ang head and dinikit sa kung kanino mang katawan…

    ronnie’s shoulders are wide and broad as compared to his head… mejo kulang sa pagphotoshop adjustment ang size ng head nitong pic as compared sa body na pinagdikitan.

  16. Jixie says:

    Show me how you HashTag!!!parang hindi si Ronnie..mas masaya kung siya man!!ahem!!

  17. Kagandahan says:

    Yummy

  18. Anonymous says:

    nung una akala ko talaga totoo…pero sana nga ganito kalaki kay Ronnie! siya na talaga ang number one pantasya ko sa hashtags kung ganito man kalaki tit niya

  19. rara says:

    ronie alonte?

  20. rara says:

    ronnie alonte

  21. pukelya dela tinggil says:

    obviously, this photo was photoshopped.

  22. Hermosa says:

    Ronnie Alonte

  23. Gitri says:

    OMG. RONNIE ALONTE OF HASHTAGS?

    🍆🍌🍍🤔😳😱

    • Anonymous says:

      Teh wag masyadong excited ha. “Fan-made” ang sabi, ibig sabihin, gawa gawa lang, fake, edited. . Okay? Kaya huminahon ka girl, maka ma heart attack ka.

  24. Anonymous says:

    First! Letse!

  25. pookitah mirasol says:

    totoo b yan or photoshopped?

  26. Cynthia Hashtag says:

    Naka 2 agad ako

  27. Michael Hernandez says:

    Omg

  28. Gengis says:

    It looks photoshopped. Parang pinatong lang yung ulo. And Ronnie’s armpits are hairless.

  29. Anonymous says:

    Omaygas! Syerep!!! Cno sya?

  30. Anonymous says:

    Kadiri pota

  31. Anonymous says:

    Halatang fake ang picture na to. Legs pa lang bistado na. Ok na rin pagpantasyahan.

  32. Anonymous says:

    fake

  33. Jixie says:

    Show me how you HashTag!!!parang hindi si Ronnie..mas masaya kung siya man!!ahem!!

  34. Vulvasaur says:

    Maichel Fidelis? PBB housemate?

  35. Tommy says:

    Hashtag! Hahahaha

  36. Anonymous says:

    parang photoshop un picture? sobrang puti ni ronnie. and un ulo nya dito sa pic parang medyo off un itsura sa position ng katawan nya. pero sana totoo nga! hahahaha

  37. Anonymous says:

    Da who Di ko ma gets c eternal onion

  38. naku totoo pala yong sinasabi niya hahaha

  39. Anonymous says:

    Edited lang pla.. To din ung nasa BI ni FP last night.. Sayang.. Lols

  40. Mystique says:

    Is this fake?

  41. Anonymous says:

    Eternal Onion = Ronnie Alonte, seriously?

  42. Anonymous says:

    Lol of course its fake

  43. Anonymous says:

    It’s not him. Ron has no armpit hair.

  44. Big Brother says:

    Ronnie Alonte? Wow biggie!!!

  45. Anonymous says:

    OMG RONNIE ALONTE. ANG LAKI
    PUTANG INA ANG SARAP. TIRAHIN MO KO.

  46. Anonymous says:

    dom oh si ronnie, patuwarin mo nga like old days lel

  47. Anonymous says:

    Eternal onion ang anagram.
    Anybody knows?

  48. Anonymous says:

    Eternal onion= Ronnie Alonte, Seriously?

  49. Anonymous says:

    Ronnie ALonte

  50. Ronnie says:

    Not me, may balahibo eh.

  51. Anonymous says:

    Ronnie Alonte. Hashtags!

  52. Trish says:

    Ron Alonte?omayyyyy gulay!

  53. Anonymous says:

    Ronnie alonte. Pero diba me tatto sya sa katawan

  54. Anonymous says:

    Ronnie Alonte?!?!

  55. Anonymous says:

    #Hashtag
    Eternal Onion = Ronnie Alonte 🙂

  56. Anonymous says:

    Authentic?

  57. Vietnam Rose says:

    That dick makes me want to play a game of … onion ring toss !

  58. Dickaholic Anonymous says:

    Not Ronnie. Wala syang leg hair.

  59. Andres says:

    Aba ginoong maria… Lol. …

  60. Anonymous says:

    RD said it is FAN-MADE
    So it’s fake!

  61. Anonymous says:

    obviously fake. ang puti kaya ni ronnie, so dapat yung titi nya e maputi at mapula ang busangol.

  62. Anonymous says:

    hahaha hindi balbon si Ronnie eh (fail)

  63. Rickzee says:

    Daming mangmang dito. Sinabi na nga na fan made.

  64. Rickzee says:

    Daming mangmang dito. Sinabi na nga na FAN-MADE. Leche.

  65. Anonymous says:

    Grabe 60 plus na beki naloko, fake pic haha

  66. zombading says:

    Martin Escudero

  67. Karelin says:

    Truly photoshopped and edited. I analyzed to see that photo. They hurt not only Ronnie but all of us here by deception claiming he is Ronnie but fact is he is not him.

    • Anonymous says:

      Hey stupid! Did you read the article? RD clearly said it’s “fan-made” . Use you common sense! No one is trying to decieve you.

      • Karelin says:

        I’m sorry. I have no idea what “fan-made” mean. My point is that photo is just fake. There is such a word “fan-made” in my country. The word “fan-made” is a Philippine English dialect, means usually only Filipinos can understand the word while other english-speaking nationals have no idea what is “fan-made”.

        • Anonymous says:

          Hey “fan made” is american ENGLISH, AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH, English english and it is from every fucking english speaking country…you cunt!

      • Karelin says:

        For me, I want to know and see the real face of the owner of that boy’s body on that photo. I hate fake photos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only the body of that boy I really want, not Ronnie Alonte himself.

  68. anonymous says:

    Dinikit lang yung ulo ni Ronnie sa katawan nung Ateneo basketball player na may scandal kasama gf nya

  69. anonymous says:

    Haha char char lang to fan made nga eh

  70. Queen K says:

    EDITED. nklimutan niya ang shadow sa mukha at saturation ng balat. And to sum it all, mukhang nakalutang ang mukha nia. 😂

  71. ariana_grandita says:

    Si Paulo Angeles ang pinakamasarap sa Hashtags. Lalaking lalaki. Ang laki at baba ng boses. Ganda pa ng tindig.

    • Rita Pintasera says:

      low key lang pero muka pilyo at malibog itong si paulo! nung guest cia sa pbb, may tym na nka tihaya cia sa sofa at umupo sa tabi nia si heaven. parang d morning after ang eksena. obvious na nagkatikiman na ang dalawa. ung mga galaw at tinginan at bedroom voice nila! si paulo, panay ang ayos sa jogging pants nia para di bumakat ang naninigas doon. o kya dadapa para matakpan un. go, paulo! ibuyangyang mu smen ang pinagmamalaki mo! ahahaha

  72. Anonymous says:

    gusto ko makita yung mukha ng tunay na mayari – yung hindi inedit mukha ni ronnie alonte

  73. Anonymous says:

    Si AJ Ramos daw na scandal yung body. yung fes kinuha sa instagram

  74. Anonymous says:

    Walang wala yan sa titi ni Jameson. Maputing mapulapula, malaki pa at mataba.

    • Rita Pintasera says:

      puede! tisoy kc ang jameson. may magandang lahi. pero di ksp. cia yta sa mga hashtags ang first to have a major, if not lead, role in a movie. suportahan taka naten mga sisterhood ang beki movie nila ni khalil ramos sa cinemaone festival next week

  75. Anonymous says:

    Wala pa naman napatunayan talaga si ronie kinagiliwan lang sya sa pagpapakita n kilikili sa madla. Puro kilikili na lang ba?

    • Rita Pintasera says:

      kinagiliwan cia at si nikko ni vice ganda. kc mukang ‘game’ ang dalawa! wag na tau ma-surprise kung naisubo o nalawayan na cla ni vice

  76. Anonymous says:

    Katawan ni AJ RAMOS yan! At titi din ni AJR, head lang ung kay RA… Dun sa motel yang place na pinagjakulan ni AJ…

  77. aaron says:

    Hala ang daming bobo, fan-made nga diba? Tsk *sigh

  78. Anonymous says:

    Magaling magaling! Dami nilang naloloko.

  79. Gimme5 says:

    natatawa and naaawa ako dun sa mga nag iinsist na “fan made”…. stressed na stressed sa rd-community lol…

  80. Anonymous says:

    Check out @KyleAndreiLee’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/KyleAndreiLee/status/797846793056718848?s=07 Ronnie alonte scandal

  81. Anonymous says:

    Ganyan na ka desperado ang mga lalaking gusto sumikat pati picture ng hubad na titi kailangan i edit?

  82. chrismac says:

    bakit po eternal onion?

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