Albert: Are you decent?
Stepmother emerges from the shower in a towel:
Do you mean my morals, or my outfit?
Albert: One never questions the morals of the rich.
Stepmother: I’m so damn rich, but you make me
feel so damn poor!
– from the movie Nympha
While we’re on the topic of morals and The Philippine Volcanoes and campy Temptation Island [same writer-director as the one who wrote the lines above], would it be less offensive and less racy if, perhaps, the billboards would contain just shirtless men with teenie-weenie bulges in their pants? How about a compromise, eh? Photo for illustration purposes only: Jake Cuenca.