On the occasion of the release of the annual Cosmopolitan [Phils] magazine’s centerfolds 2013, here are notable boys and men in the 69 “naughty schoolboys” theme list. Some are awesome. Some are not. Who will “fire up your campus hookup fantasies”? And the awards go to …….
Best Job
[This one’s my favorite in the bunch.
He’ll clean your pipes]
You-Oughta-Hit-The-Gym-More Award
[Since you’re planning to be a runway model, too]
Aren’t-You-A-Tad-Old-To-Be-A-Bachelor-Still? Award
[But you have a hot bod]
Cute Puppy Award
[Heck yeah, the cutest in the bunch!]
Jailbait Award
[Isn’t he adorable?]
You’re-A-Model? Citation
[Maybe this is just a bad angle]
Best In Hair
[Of course]
Most Promising Model
[Right?]
Naughty-Baller-Look Citation
[He’s giving me that vibe!]
Promising-Underwear-Model Award
[Sexappeal.com!]
How’d-You-Get-In-The-List-Again? Award
[No, really.]
Are-You-Sure-You’re-Still-A-Bachelor? Award
[But you’re cute, still]
Sultry Asian Look Award
[Sexy!]
Big-Things-Come-In-Small-Packages Award
[Shortest in the batch]
Cutest Coach
[He’ll take care of your core training]
Sexy Student Award
[Finally, you’re getting noticed!]
Best Baller
[Hot and ballsy!]
Best Baller, Too
[Remember his last feature here, two years ago?]
Exotic Award
[Looks huge. And Interesting.]
Cute Chinito Award
[He had me at “personal”]
You’ve-Come-A-Long-Long-Way-Baby Award
[You’re in the big league now!]
Cartoon Face Award
[ Igor.]
Beefy Award
[Big boys rock!]
You-Should-Be-Modeling Citation
[Cute student with a lot of promise!]
And the PLU Award? Of course, you know who gets it!
first! this made my monday! May T! the tigbak authority…the cosmo edition!
Bryan Cave is part of “RP TEAM” wannabe, and DRUGGIE, STEVE KATIGBAK’s crew of male models!
PLU Award KAY KEN ALFONSO!! obvious ba?! LOL
Gwapo nga yung Bryan Cave hehehe
Ang conservative naman ng Cosmo ngayon
Sana next time pagsuotin sila ng bikinis
Madami din namang cute kaso nga lang pinaghubad na lang sana
Tigbak na naman si Ken. Sya ang PLU Award lol
Druggie si Bryan Cave? Sayang naman ang kaguwapuhan
Gusto ko lahat! Di na ako mapili hahahaha
Plumber talaga? hahahah linis tubo!
Nice choices RD!
Ayan nagookrya ka na naman RD ha ! Bad!
Pwedeng pwede yung bryan cave ha!
Bet o yung Giannino Rici parang naughty hahaha
Kirk Vista kolbam
Nyak naman wa class andyan si Billy Villeta
Hot naman ni Charles Siy
Chris Lutz mukhang walking titi
Mukhang malaki titi ni Vaughn Canta
I’m sure majority sa mga yan mga nagmumurang mga PAMINTA. Cosmo bachelors pa! PWE!!!!!!!
Ano namang award ang ibibigay mo kay Kennedy Alfonso? Hahahaha.
time is precious. carlos laurel gets all of it!
Love your MONDAY post RD, thanks it make my week
Kay ken agad ang PLU award? I’m sure marami pang PLU jan sa list of bachelors ng Cosmo noh! Dito pa lang sa post na toh ilang beses nang tumililing ang gaydar ko.
Paubos na ba ang straight guys sa pilipinas at parami ng parami ang mga pamintola sa bachelors ng Cosmo?
Daming yummy especially Carlos laurel Bryan cave Daniel velasco
Anton Concepcion and Bryan Cave. OMG! Thanks for the posts RD. Anton has this, “let’s have sex all night” award look. Bryan Cave has this “cuddle after sex, then cuddle again, then sex again” look. Ha ha! Just thinking out of the box RD. But you’re captions are just fine!!! Grabe, those two are smokin’ hot!!!
Daniel Velasco – real hottie na kapatid ni Vince Velasco (nasa cosmo rin this year). Hindi maganda ang kuha sa kanya mas maganda ang ibang pictures niya kita ang abs
Marco Yulo- kabarkada ni Inigo Dulay na nasa list din. Hotties ang barkada nila sa lsgh.
Carlo Sunico-single pa siya pero may anak na. Nagsasama pa rin sila ng mother ng anak niya. Hottie din ang brother na si Lui Sunico. Nagjiu jitsu rin yan. Taga La salle.
Jorge Nicolas-kabarkada ni Vince Velasco. Dating bball player ng lsgh. Medyo hipon.
Bryan Cave and Anton Concepcion are the best for me in this group of Cosmo boys.
Hot naman si Jorge Nicolas eh! Just a bad angle in this one
paminta yung ilan jan, pa men effect lang para itago ang lumilitaw na puke,
May tuberong nagapply bilang cosmo bachelor? O sila yung humagilap nung tubero?
Yung Vaughn Canta 25 lang sa 2013 centerfold? Eh 27 na siya nung 2011 ah.
tatlo jan confirmed na beki. i’m sure may iba pa.
malalansa!!!!!
yang mga basketball players pabooking ang mga yan sigurado!!!! sino ang mga handlers nila? I’m very interested!
Sarap nga ni Canta! Cantatin mo ako!
PLU AWARD IS…..KEN!!!!
mas madami cute ngayon kesa sa chaka hahahaha
i saw ds bryan cave sa sampaloc area…matangkad nga xa and hnd ko inexpect na hot xa pag nakahubad…prang xtra xa don sa movie sisterakas, body guard ang role….
Dami ko tawa!!! RD the best!!! hehehe
Mali yata ang casting sa magazine. dapat FHM at hindi Cosmo. Vortang Vorta Edition lahat….
what’s ply?
wala si vince velasco? sarap nya
Hot yan si Charles Siy!
RD, how about giving awards to the 10 Celebrity Centerfolds too? For sure, there are already frontrunners for the PLU Award and the How’d-You-Get-In-The-List-Again? Award. Haha!
Seriously, check out Rob Ricafort’s IG. That Cosmo photo didn’t do his body justice. OMG. So many cutie patootie in the world kaya. 2013 is the most disappointing Cosmo bash. I looked forward pa naman to watch.
Feelingero naman yang rob ricafort di naman kagwapuhan.
Im shure nahada na rin ni jonas gaffud yang rob ricafort na yan! Makapagtayo na nga rin ng modelling agency para sagana sa titi hahahahahahahahaha!
The redeeming factors for this year are only my baby Arnold van Opstal ( which I assume, won’t do anything naughty sa bash – baka di pa umattend ) , Vince Velasco, Mike Advincula ( should’ve shown his awesome swimming body + in trunks ) , Vince Ferraren and Sam Adjani. Cosmo should do better next year! Boo
Talagang mga bakla, sabik sa t*** di nyo yan matitikman. Unless my 50k pang overnight.
Basti