Sorry, the Ad Standards Council called and they had to hide AVO‘s nips. Exposing areolae in public is “against traditional family values.” But seriously, aren’t you as nonplussed as I am now with the latest Bench Body hashtag in its ads? Because you see, AVO is as Dutch as a giant windmill. Unless they’re referring to the underwear line, of course, silly me.
Well, not all fly-in models in Manila are from Brazil. Here’s one from the Republic of Belarus – Alexander Taptsov. He’s 23 years old and has gone around Asia for his modeling stints. He could be another ideal Bench Body model, as he fits the tiny undergarments to a T.
If you could just stop looking at the bod first and focus on his other qualifications. Brazilian model in our midst, Nilo Lima lists himself as a personal trainer, writer and rapper. Now, that is something to crow about, above all that near-perfect physique, handsome mug and huge thing down there that looks like a penis.
Maybe, just maybe, the reason why Bench Body prefers foreign models more than the local ones is that fly in models are not too queasy-conscious showing off their assets in the littlest and thinnest of underthings. You know how their briefs are made of, sort of diaphanous and see-through. Like what 19-year-old German model Frederik Ruegger is wearing, I can almost see his bratwurst! Love local, indeed!