I bought your album yesterday because, well, I was attracted to the tight pair of brown pants you were wearing. You know how to tease, really. Oh, that’s such a sight. You with vintage pieces of luggage on a lonely back road. And that thing, whatever it is you stuffed in dem tighty trousers!
Oh well, I wish you will do this often. Being sexy and all. Like what you did at the recent Cosmo bash where you were all sweaty and pumped and primed. Thank you.