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          1. Oo nga, my beloved Chenilyn Mechado! Pugutan na nga ng juloh ang hindot na Anonymous na yan! Pugutan ng Juloh! NG JULOH!!! PRAK!

          2. One j-low na baklush defending another j-low na baklush with their oh-so-jologs word.

            #Tsk3
            #SMH
            #Pretentious
            #Claimant
            #Dreaming
            #PRAKsoJologs

    1. Nyetang impertinenteng tanong yan oh!
      Bakit natuyot? Eh di baka nag diet! Na over sa workout! Nagkasakit! Marami naman dahilan bakit pumapayat at nanunuyot ang isang tao eh! Nagulat ka pa, puki ng inahevans kah! Para namang wala kang sakit, leche kah! PRAK!

        1. #Antipatika
          #Nonesense
          #Obese
          #Neglected
          #Yuck
          #Mahadera
          #Orangutan
          #Unloved
          #Shit

          Aaay… ano ba yan, I was just randomly listing some negative hastags, nagulat nalang akwoh pagtigin kwoh, it reads “Anonymous”! Hahah! Leche, sobrang coincidence naman itwoh! Eh lahat ng nega terms na yan ay bagay na bagay sa puki ng inang BAKLITANG anonymous na yan eh! Pugutan ka pa siya ng Juloh kung galitin pa niyah akwoh! PRAK!

          1. Blah, blah, blah! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ka masyado, Mabahong Gumamela Starfish.

            #Tsk3
            #SMH
            #Pretentious
            #Claimant
            #Dreaming
            #PRAKsoJologs

      1. Ikaw na poh nagsabing madaming dahilan teh, kaya nga poh nya ask kung why da bah poh? Kasi nga dami. Shungertz ka lang poh bah?

            1. How do you know that the words are jologs? If you are a true sophisticate then you wouldn’t even know what jologs sound like. Oh, but because you actually live in the slums and only learned English by reading the descriptions on the back of your arthritis medication, you have mastered the jologs language, hence, you are an authority in determining wether the things people post over here are jologs or not. Well, how sure are you that I even understand most of the words I type here when I’m in GumamelaStar mode? How do you know it’s not one of my gay staff writing on my behalf just to irritate you? I’m sure that the amount of money I pay my staff to irritate you is even more than your entire salary for 2017! So shut the fuck up and learn to respect those that are ABOVE YOU! PRAK! PRAK! PRAK!

              1. Blah, Blah, Blah! All words and NOTHING TO PROVE.

                Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz ka talaga, Mabahong Gumamela Starfish!

                #Tsk3
                #SMH
                #Pretentious
                #Claimant
                #Dreaming
                #PRAKsoJologs

                1. #AllTalk ka diyan puke ng ina kah! Pano mo nalamang All Talk lang akwoh! Di mo bah alam, habang minumura kita ditwoh sa comments page ng RDdantes, tumatumbling, kuma-cartwheel at pumi-pirouette akwoh! Sabay sabay yan, leche kah! Sino ang makaka-gawa ng ganyan? Dun palang, Diyosa na akwoh eh! PRAK!

                  1. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz! Mabahong Gumamela Starfish’s BLAH(5x) and still no proof to its so-called “sophistication”.

                    Nothing but jejeness and jologness.

                    #Tsk3
                    #SMH
                    #Pretentious
                    #Claimant
                    #Dreaming
                    #PRAKsoJologs
                    #Stupid
                    #MabahongGumamelaStarfish
                    #AllTalk

                    1. Hi there, sweetie! <3

                      OMG, why the Zzzzzzzzs? Were you sleeping on the job? Sweetie, please post your ADDRESS here so I can send you some Luwak Coffee. If you want, you can also post the address of your Office, Gym or Usual Route so that I can send my friend over to give you my gift. <3 <3 <3

                      OMG!!! #Tsk3 ?? Oh no, is your palate irritated? Why do you keep rub it with your tongue? #SMH ? Oh my goodness, your head won't stop shaking! Oh, darling, I fear for your health. Can I send over my driver to pick you up right now? I'll sponsor your hospital bills. I think you really need to be confined now. Please trust me. Post where I can find you. I'm really willing to help you. <3 <3 <3

                      Hahaha, you are so funny! Calling me #Pretentious , a #Claimant and telling me that I'm #Dreaming <3 That's why I'm so fond of you! You have a very old fashioned way of showing admiration and affection! My butler once explained the meaning of "Carino Brutal" and now that I'm old enough to understand the concept, you are the very first person to make me feel that kind of love and attention. Thank you very much, darling! <3

                      #PrakSoJologs <3 <3 <3 OMG, this is the best thing about you! You are a people person just like me! You love the masses! I do too! Can I invite you for an immersion trip one of these days? Don't worry, I won't leave you in the dangerous places. Please allow me to take you to the most dangerous places. Please trust me, I'll tell this friend of mine to TAKE CARE of you! <3 🙂 🙂
                      OMG Lol! I love how you called me #stupid <3 You really make me feel like a Blonde! And just like Blondes, I really know how to have fun! <3
                      #MabahongGumamelaStarfish … OMG, ok, I know I told you I'm a people person and I really do my best to immerse with the poor and understand their ways but in all humility, I don't think I've immersed low enough. There are still quite a number of expressions that I don't understand. That's why I'm so drawn to you… because I can feel that you know more than I do on that aspect of life based on your experience. Please be my friend so I can know more about your lifestyle? I love the poor, I love you! <3 <3 <3 🙂
                      #AllTalk !!! Yes, that's so true! <3 I love talking! I also love life! I love love!
                      Oh, darling! You are such a gift to me and all the readers of RDdantes because you always make us laugh! Keep making us laugh ok? We love you so much!
                      PRAK! 🙂

                    2. Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn! All talk na naman si Mabahong Gumamela Starfish.

                      So jologs! So jeje! So boring!

                      #Tsk3
                      #SMH
                      #Pretentious
                      #Claimant
                      #Dreaming
                      #PRAKsoJologs
                      #Stupid
                      #MabahongGumamelaStarfish
                      #AllTalk

                    3. Yaaaaaaaaaawn! Lame comeback, Mabahong Gumamela Starfish!

                      #Tsk3
                      #SMH
                      #Pretentious
                      #Claimant
                      #Dreaming
                      #PRAKsoJologs
                      #Stupid
                      #MabahongGumamelaStarfish
                      #AllTalk

                    4. Hey sweetie! I’m not sure if you realize this, but I’ve succeeded in playing with you? <3
                      The truth is, I just wanted to bait "Mister prove it" out of his rat hole by reviving the very throwback discourse between you and the iconic Gumamelastar. It only took comment or two for me to MANIPULATE you back into the scene! So that really goes to show how much power I have over people like you! I also love the fact that your posts are seething with anger, while mine is just a potpourri of whimsical nonsense designed to make the more sophisticated minds laugh while pissing off the stupid ones who take everything seriously. <3 😉
                      So, this serves as the season-ender for our "Griffin and Sabine" inspired exchange. You may go back to your blue collar job while I whisk myself off to another exotic island adventure with my girlfriends!
                      Hey, fans of Gumamela! Don't worry, I'll be back again someday! When I get bored, I'll play with this gullible "Anonymous Mister Prove it" again, and I assure you, like a puppet, he will follow my lead again, as always!
                      Till next time, lovers! PRAK! <3

                    5. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, Mabahong Gumamela Starfish! We believe your looooooooooooong boooooooooooooooring comments.

                      #Tsk3
                      #SMH
                      #Pretentious
                      #Claimant
                      #Dreaming
                      #PRAKsoJologs
                      #Stupid
                      #MabahongGumamelaStarfish
                      #AllTalk

                    6. Yuuuck, attention-crazed Smelly Gumamela Starfish is at it again with ITS oh-so-jeje-jologness.

                      #Delusional

                      Hahahahahahahahaha!

                      #SoJologs
                      #SoJeje
                      #MabahongGumamelaStarfish
                      #PRAKsoJologs
                      #PRAKsoBaduy

                    7. Hoy pangit! Tumahimik ka diyan at di kita binibigyan ng karapatang mag-comment! ALILA! BAKLA! MAKASALANAN! YAK! PRAK!!!

                    1. Kurak ka diyan Rap Beh my darling! <3 I love you and may your weekend be filled with Tite, Betlog, Love, Happiness and Lust! PRAK! <3

      1. Yuck on these 2 Baklush! The words they use…YUCK!!!

        #Tsk3
        #SMH
        #Pretentious
        #Claimant
        #Dreaming
        #PRAKsoJologs
        #Stupid
        #MabahongGumamelaStarfish
        #AllTalk

  1. Natuyo dahil ginawang pangkabuhayan ang pagpachupa sa mga beki sa runway. Kaya ayun kulang nalang dugo ang sipsipin dahil ubos na ang tamod

      1. Si Nicole Schmotz ay naging Binibining Pilipinas na kumatawan sa sangkalupaan. Nagmina at nagkasakit, sa mga ilog at may isdang nahuli. Si Nicole ang dahilan ng paglaki ng balls ni kua june. Gusto kong ako ang quipie ni Schmotz para masalo ko ang modta ni Macasaet.

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