17 Again

by: rddantes February 28, 2016 | 87 Comments |

I’m in a thoughtless mood for some showbiz gossip. Let me make it clear, this is not about Ken Doll. I’m so done with Ken Doll, because he’s still in the D-List and he didn’t get to snag Marvin, who’s still with that director and sometimes, that cute guy from Globe Telecoms and Forbeswood Heights, but that is another story. This one is pure love at first sight between gorgeous guys. Relatively.

Several days ago, Mr. Sam Kirktoe announced to the worldwide web that he is “in a relationship.” That seemingly innocent declaration would have been a-ok regular Mary but this is cause célèbre because (1) he’s in showbiz and (2) he did not actually name the person in his post. His followers were tickled pink and fascinated with this half-hearted revelation. Fans and trolls alike were one in asking about the identity of the person. Sam, in true silly-girl fashion, could only respond with smiley emoticons and hearts.

So, who is the lucky guy?

He is a sweet guy with good Christian Values. He cuts a handsome and dashing figure. He lives in one of those posh Makati villages. He comes from old rich family. I can name more attributes to say that he is an ideal one for Sam. Now, that is something, right? A far cry from Sam’s exes, e.g. Adman Karmic, a struggling model who apparently had a live-in relationship with Sam before the latter realized he’s in for a ride on the loser train.

Sam is giggly-happy with this find.   And a find it was! They met when Sam was looking for gifts to distribute during the holidays. He not only found giveaways for the season, he also discovered his love. Well, “newfound love,” because we’ll never know if this will last a lifetime knowing how fickle showbiz is, and how bitter we can get sometimes with beautiful guys having a happy and lasting relationship. That’s me being jealous and bitter, actually. Anyhow, I’m reluctantly happy (for now) because they look good together.

Which brings me to the title of this post, because it fuckin’ feels like Sam’s seventeen again! You know , talking on the phone ’til 4 AM, canoodling at the back of the car, sexual intercourse in your parents’ room. I made those up from imagination. It’s a vicarious feeling because we’re talking about cute boys here!

Plus, 17 is their anniversary date. Sam announced on that date, exactly one month after good Christian Values (CV) guy did on his social media page. Let’s see, here’s the difference. When CV wrote that he’s “in a relationship” in his wall post, everyone congratulated him and assumed it was the tubby beard. End of story for CV. As for Sam, everyone’s still pestering him about his new love. Now you gathered it from here.

The latest is that Sam has already introduced CV to his family, one proof of which is this photo he posted in his social media account: they went to the movies together! How sweet is that? Although he did not tag CV, we all know that Sam’s eyes are full of love. And maybe lust, like I-cant-wait-to-go-home-with-this-guy itch, because CV is a hottie, what with that bod and all the body hairs and I’m digressing again please forgive me.

87 Comments on "17 Again"

  1. Janjan says:

    Saket naman sa bangs, RD. Wala ako makuha.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Found them, RD! Unfortunately, I can’t ID CV guy. Any clues?

  3. Yuan says:

    Anagrams at its finest! A recent post was about Sam. 🙂

  4. Lupita says:

    Markki stroem and who?

  5. maria tamodskaya says:

    Markki stroem

  6. maria tamodskaya says:

    Markki stroem and?

  7. Anonymous says:

    MARKKI STROEM?

  8. Boxha says:

    Hmm wala akong makita sa social media na kasama nanood ni Markki sa sinehan maliban sa kapatid niya!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Sino si Christian Values? Non-showbiz, ano? He’s hot.

    • Anonymous says:

      Mukhang si Christian Valdes. Entrepreneur rumored to be gay. Kasama siya dun sa post ni Markki sa instagram yung nanood sila ng Zoolander nung brother niya.

  10. real talk says:

    sino toh? pasagot mga tol.

  11. Anonymous says:

    I’m not really good at blind items hahaha i wonder who they are.

  12. Calvin says:

    Well, if they really love each other, they bettee take care of their relationship!

  13. Guys paki-translate in layman’s terms… hehe

  14. Luc says:

    Markki Stroem and Mark Manicad. Dying to know who CV is. But wishing them the best. #lovelovelove

  15. Anonymous says:

    Sino kaya si christian values, or cv?

  16. gaga says:

    OMJ. Thanks RD. Walang tagalog hahaaHHhHHaaaa

  17. anonymous says:

    Mga pre sino ba mga to nakaka nosebleed hehe

  18. Anonymous says:

    Mark Manicad, Markki Stroem

  19. Anonymous says:

    Shutek sabi na nga ba eh! Facebook friend ko si CV all of a sudden biglang nakakakita ako ng pictures nila ni Markki!

  20. Anonymous says:

    Pero naisingit mo pa din RD ang chismax kay Marvin and Ron that cute Globe Telecoms guy and Forbeswood resident HAHAHAHAHAHA Love you RD iba ka!

  21. Anonymous says:

    Break na pala sila ni Piolo?

  22. Anonymous says:

    note sure,parang si DV si CV

  23. tony says:

    i don’t have any idea who they are but i would like to say to them good luck on their relationship and best wishes and may they have a good orgasmic fuck always.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Christian Valdes toh yung may chocolate business. Google nyo wafu sha. Mas wafu pa actually kay Markki.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Eh kumusta naman ang tabachingching na front netong si Christian??? Luhaan in the shower na ang eksena?

  26. Eros says:

    Xtian Valdez #HartHart

  27. Anonymous says:

    San na mga baklang nega? Nosebleed kayo no? Hahaha

  28. Anonymous says:

    rddantes ba itong site na ito o FP? hehe… j/k. Sige, hula pa more.

  29. eddah gandah says:

    Mark Bautista and Markki?

  30. alnair says:

    This had me scour through markki’s ig! I think it’s Erik Santos!!

  31. Anonymous says:

    Sam – Marki Stroem
    Christian Values – Christian Valdes
    Adman – Mark Manicad

    Grabe! Great find nga si Christian Valdes. Sobrang wafu at mayaman pa. Hunk at hairy. Parang pornstar haha.

  32. Anonymous says:

    Ay bagay sila. Power bottom si markki, and i heard mega daks daw ang xtian. It’s a match!

  33. Anonymous says:

    Part time model and owner of chocolate shop si christian valdez. Very dashing at prim and proper, dati ko pa yan bet. Obviously gay dahil may gay mannerisms. All along i thought magjowa sila nung baklita niyang business partner, hindi pala. O baka break na.

  34. Anonymous says:

    Ang baduy ni Markki ha. Di sila bagay ni Christian Values.

  35. Anonymous says:

    Sam Milby yan obviously! First honor akesh!

  36. Anonymous says:

    No wonder parang nasa alapaap si markkita pag kausap mo recently, super hot pala ng bagong jowabelle. #bitterme

  37. Anonymous says:

    Ano pala bago kay Ken Alfonso mga beks, since nadamay naman siya dito?

  38. Madeline Truffle de Ganache says:

    Sanay ako sa Goya at Cloud9 kaya sana matikman ko din ang chocolates ni Papa CV. Gosh I can’t blame Markki Stroem maski ako na love at first sight kay CV when I saw him at CNN Phil. in this vid.

    He had me when he said “Benene Cue”. Oh em I’m in love!

    https://www.facebook.com/CMBVCC/videos/456345621188530/

    RD bat mo dinelete yung last paragraph from your original post about CV and Adman Karmic na ex ni Sam. Oh em it’s a merry-go-round indeed!

  39. Anonymous says:

    Di ko bet yang Christian. Mukhang makyoho!

  40. Melinda says:

    Huge upgrade naman si Markki sa dating BF ni Christian. Dating BF nito professor namin sa Enderun, kamukha ni Ursula sa little mermaid!

  41. Anonymous says:

    Markki Stroem and Ahron Villena ang new lovebirds sabi ng source ko. Spotted many times sa condo. Manicad was Stroem’s ex boyfriend.

  42. Anonymous says:

    I think Christian is in a relationship with Bella Luce?

  43. Anonymous says:

    nakakaloka kelan pa tong ala FP na pa blind item MO RD nagsimula

  44. Anonymous says:

    Christian valdez is a good catch for marki stroem, richie na hottie pa hehe

  45. Anonymous says:

    Bitter bitteran ang ate mac manicad nyo fer shure once he reads this!!!!

  46. SapioSexual says:

    I gotta say this… to RD (Is this really your initials?)

    Hands down in style and language.

    Damn.. you made me go sapiosexual on you.

    Any chance I could get to know you?

    Message me through my email please. (But don’t publish my email… haha!)

  47. Anonymous says:

    Ano namng pakialam ko sa mga landiaan ng mga kafatid sa pananampalataya! Jusko, di ko sila kilala noh!

  48. Anonymous says:

    Markki Stroem and Ahron Villena? Naku naman ate magbasa ka nga. May may comment lang. Paano naging si Ahron Villena si CV? Magbasa basa ng tumalino at parang mapurol na ang utak mo hahahahahaha.

  49. Anonymous says:

    Kaibiganin ang mga jaguar sa condo ni markki. I’m sure maraming boylets na mababanggit, showbiz and non showbiz 😉

  50. Anonymous says:

    napaka pokpok ni markki stroem noh! kung kani kanino napatol! for sure 1 month max lang yang relasyon na yan! bet on it!

  51. Anonymous says:

    Very true! Super pokpok niyan si Marrki. Power bottom and cum eater! My friends na kapitbahay niya sa condo sobrang daming nakikitang lalaki ang pinapapunta sa condo niya. Mac Manicad, Alex Diaz, Ahron Villena, Arkin Del Rosario, at kung sino sino pang foreign and local models. Nakakalukring ang mga kwento ng friends ko… Baka may sakit na?

    • Anonymous says:

      Espluk ka pa ng names beks. Interesado ako sa mga male models. Si piolene di nasight nung friendship mo nung sila pa?

      • Anonymous says:

        From what I know si markki ang pumupunta sa condo ni Piolo sa Makati. Of course di pupunta si piolo dun sa condo ni markki at sobrang noticeable pag ganun. Sikat di hamak si piolo kesa sa mga mentioned gay celebrities na dumadayo pa sa condo ni markki para sa panandaliang ligaya. Di nila alam may nakakakita sa kanila.

        • Anonymous says:

          Sino pa beks? kasama ba mga usual suspects like Jay Gonzaga, Zuher Bautista, Martin Del Rosario, Ken Alfonso, Enchong Dee, Christian Bautista etc? What about models? Don’t tell me kasama ang long time crush ko na si Laurens Tolenaars?

    • Anonymous says:

      Martin Del Rosario rin daw teh.

  52. Major says:

    Grabe si RD. Hindi ko kinaya style and skill mo sa English. Pang-literature, the reader should have to go reader on its meaning. Haha

  53. Major says:

    Edited: Grabe si RD. Hindi ko kinaya style and skill mo sa English. Pang-literature, the reader should have to go further on its meaning. Haha

  54. Anonymous says:

    ikaw na talaga rd, mabuhay ka! and thank you …

  55. Anonymous says:

    I heard Christian broke up with Bella Luce. Grabe ka Markki Stroem! Mang aagaw! Anaconda ka!

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