Hot Men in the Philippines

17 Again

I’m in a thoughtless mood for some showbiz gossip. Let me make it clear, this is not about Ken Doll. I’m so done with Ken Doll, because he’s still in the D-List and he didn’t get to snag Marvin, who’s still with that director and sometimes, that cute guy from Globe Telecoms and Forbeswood Heights, but that is another story. This one is pure love at first sight between gorgeous guys. Relatively.

Several days ago, Mr. Sam Kirktoe announced to the worldwide web that he is “in a relationship.” That seemingly innocent declaration would have been a-ok regular Mary but this is cause célèbre because (1) he’s in showbiz and (2) he did not actually name the person in his post. His followers were tickled pink and fascinated with this half-hearted revelation. Fans and trolls alike were one in asking about the identity of the person. Sam, in true silly-girl fashion, could only respond with smiley emoticons and hearts.

So, who is the lucky guy?

He is a sweet guy with good Christian Values. He cuts a handsome and dashing figure. He lives in one of those posh Makati villages. He comes from old rich family. I can name more attributes to say that he is an ideal one for Sam. Now, that is something, right? A far cry from Sam’s exes, e.g. Adman Karmic, a struggling model who apparently had a live-in relationship with Sam before the latter realized he’s in for a ride on the loser train.

Sam is giggly-happy with this find.   And a find it was! They met when Sam was looking for gifts to distribute during the holidays. He not only found giveaways for the season, he also discovered his love. Well, “newfound love,” because we’ll never know if this will last a lifetime knowing how fickle showbiz is, and how bitter we can get sometimes with beautiful guys having a happy and lasting relationship. That’s me being jealous and bitter, actually. Anyhow, I’m reluctantly happy (for now) because they look good together.

Which brings me to the title of this post, because it fuckin’ feels like Sam’s seventeen again! You know , talking on the phone ’til 4 AM, canoodling at the back of the car, sexual intercourse in your parents’ room. I made those up from imagination. It’s a vicarious feeling because we’re talking about cute boys here!

Plus, 17 is their anniversary date. Sam announced on that date, exactly one month after good Christian Values (CV) guy did on his social media page. Let’s see, here’s the difference. When CV wrote that he’s “in a relationship” in his wall post, everyone congratulated him and assumed it was the tubby beard. End of story for CV. As for Sam, everyone’s still pestering him about his new love. Now you gathered it from here.

The latest is that Sam has already introduced CV to his family, one proof of which is this photo he posted in his social media account: they went to the movies together! How sweet is that? Although he did not tag CV, we all know that Sam’s eyes are full of love. And maybe lust, like I-cant-wait-to-go-home-with-this-guy itch, because CV is a hottie, what with that bod and all the body hairs and I’m digressing again please forgive me.

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    1. Mukhang si Christian Valdes. Entrepreneur rumored to be gay. Kasama siya dun sa post ni Markki sa instagram yung nanood sila ng Zoolander nung brother niya.

  1. Shutek sabi na nga ba eh! Facebook friend ko si CV all of a sudden biglang nakakakita ako ng pictures nila ni Markki!

  2. Pero naisingit mo pa din RD ang chismax kay Marvin and Ron that cute Globe Telecoms guy and Forbeswood resident HAHAHAHAHAHA Love you RD iba ka!

  3. i don’t have any idea who they are but i would like to say to them good luck on their relationship and best wishes and may they have a good orgasmic fuck always.

  4. Sam – Marki Stroem
    Christian Values – Christian Valdes
    Adman – Mark Manicad

    Grabe! Great find nga si Christian Valdes. Sobrang wafu at mayaman pa. Hunk at hairy. Parang pornstar haha.

  5. Part time model and owner of chocolate shop si christian valdez. Very dashing at prim and proper, dati ko pa yan bet. Obviously gay dahil may gay mannerisms. All along i thought magjowa sila nung baklita niyang business partner, hindi pala. O baka break na.

    1. Nag gamitan lang sila dba….. kaya nga Si M fly na sa own business nya at FYI mag successful sa kanya ahahha

  6. Sanay ako sa Goya at Cloud9 kaya sana matikman ko din ang chocolates ni Papa CV. Gosh I can’t blame Markki Stroem maski ako na love at first sight kay CV when I saw him at CNN Phil. in this vid.

    He had me when he said “Benene Cue”. Oh em I’m in love!

    RD bat mo dinelete yung last paragraph from your original post about CV and Adman Karmic na ex ni Sam. Oh em it’s a merry-go-round indeed!

  7. Huge upgrade naman si Markki sa dating BF ni Christian. Dating BF nito professor namin sa Enderun, kamukha ni Ursula sa little mermaid!

  8. Markki Stroem and Ahron Villena ang new lovebirds sabi ng source ko. Spotted many times sa condo. Manicad was Stroem’s ex boyfriend.

      1. Trulalu. Also Ahron Villena is not a good catch. Per RDs desciption CV is a rich and hottie guy with good christian values. Hindi si ahron villena yan. Haha.

      1. at nalowkah ako ang lola bella nyo pa talaga ang upload ng upload ng pektures. kumusta naman ang binondo food tripping nilang tatlo? third wheel na third wheel ang peggie sue ng lola bella nyo.

  9. I gotta say this… to RD (Is this really your initials?)

    Hands down in style and language.

    Damn.. you made me go sapiosexual on you.

    Any chance I could get to know you?

    Message me through my email please. (But don’t publish my email… haha!)

  10. Markki Stroem and Ahron Villena? Naku naman ate magbasa ka nga. May may comment lang. Paano naging si Ahron Villena si CV? Magbasa basa ng tumalino at parang mapurol na ang utak mo hahahahahaha.

  11. Kaibiganin ang mga jaguar sa condo ni markki. I’m sure maraming boylets na mababanggit, showbiz and non showbiz 😉

  12. napaka pokpok ni markki stroem noh! kung kani kanino napatol! for sure 1 month max lang yang relasyon na yan! bet on it!

  13. Very true! Super pokpok niyan si Marrki. Power bottom and cum eater! My friends na kapitbahay niya sa condo sobrang daming nakikitang lalaki ang pinapapunta sa condo niya. Mac Manicad, Alex Diaz, Ahron Villena, Arkin Del Rosario, at kung sino sino pang foreign and local models. Nakakalukring ang mga kwento ng friends ko… Baka may sakit na?

    1. Espluk ka pa ng names beks. Interesado ako sa mga male models. Si piolene di nasight nung friendship mo nung sila pa?

      1. From what I know si markki ang pumupunta sa condo ni Piolo sa Makati. Of course di pupunta si piolo dun sa condo ni markki at sobrang noticeable pag ganun. Sikat di hamak si piolo kesa sa mga mentioned gay celebrities na dumadayo pa sa condo ni markki para sa panandaliang ligaya. Di nila alam may nakakakita sa kanila.

        1. Sino pa beks? kasama ba mga usual suspects like Jay Gonzaga, Zuher Bautista, Martin Del Rosario, Ken Alfonso, Enchong Dee, Christian Bautista etc? What about models? Don’t tell me kasama ang long time crush ko na si Laurens Tolenaars?

  14. Grabe si RD. Hindi ko kinaya style and skill mo sa English. Pang-literature, the reader should have to go reader on its meaning. Haha

  15. Edited: Grabe si RD. Hindi ko kinaya style and skill mo sa English. Pang-literature, the reader should have to go further on its meaning. Haha

  16. Si chocolatier na bekis yan Christian Valdes, sabi ng babae ko na friend that works sa house nila sa kitchen assistant hindi daw nag babayad ng benefits at OT kaya to the left to the left sila lahat. FYi sky rocket ang price ng chocolate pero karipot at FYI hirap na hirap bumunot ng pera yan pag mag babayaran na sa date. beware of him ahhahaha alam ng commuty of gays yan ng BGC, Taguig ay Makati 😂😂😂😂

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