Markki XXX

In a world gone vanilla-bland, Markki Stroem continues to push the different colors and hues of the rainbow towards the edges. Or what’s possible. The actor-singer-host, who has starred in much-talked-about queer movies during the pandemic, is now launching his own underwear line, and he’s the model! Called MXXI, you can now pre-order by messaging him on social media. He responds ASAP.

The Expendables

Well Danny and Sammy still have the goods, right? Daniel Matsunaga (r) and Sam Ajdani maybe a bit older than the youngins and upstarts who love dropping trou, but the underwear companies still trust them with their bodies (and bulges). Avon adores Daniel, who has been with them for five years already. Sam was recently tapped by Hanford to lend a bulge to its current crop of endorsers. So there.

Mark BTS

It’s hazy and in black-and-white because this is from one of the behind-the-scenes photos of underwear model Mark McMahon. You’ve seen his beautiful penis before, and you get an idea from his tighty whities, anyways. Mark’s been dabbling in showbiz recently, and his tv and movie appearances have always been, uh, marked and notable.