Sissyville pt. 1

KA

The sound of a little girl crying broke through the cold morning air.

Now, that’s a good beginning to write this drama, right? Except that no one composes opening lines like that anymore. I just started with that line to put prominence on the histrionics of the lead, a full-grown man, in this story and I’m largely in this so far for the insanity.

At five in the morning, there was no way Ken can be calmed down. He was crying like a crazed and jilted woman in front of Jay’s huge modern home. A few minutes earlier, Ken was seen rushing out of the house in Sissyville, the scene of a night of social drinking among a select group of good-looking guys in the closet (and that’s another story).

Jay, the host, went out to quiet him. And presumably, to tell Ken to tone down the dramatics, lest the neighbors get roused from deep slumber and suspect something intriguing is unraveling in that finely-made house in Sissyville.

Unraveling, indeed it is. Jay cooed and whispered words to Ken, to no avail. You know that scene on TV when the damsel in distress is crying copiously and the leading man tries to comfort her and gets pushed away anyhow? That! Dawn’s breaking, and Jay did not want people to witness the little spectacle. After all, he is quite known not only in the community but also as a celebrity, in show- and the food business. Jay just did not want to land anymore in the tabloid gossip pages, the subject of hushed back-fence talk of a rich patron and a number of businesses as reward. You know, sex and money and grease and lubricants (remind me later to blab on that, I don’t wish to digress just yet).

The Unconsoled finally drove off in his car, a relatively new compact SUV given as a gift from Ryan, a former lover (and that, again, is another story). Surprisingly, Ken, with a flair for the theatrical did not step on the gas. He just whizzed by Jay, like a slow motion scene on that fine morning on that charming street.

Jay stood there on the sidewalk for a little while, obviously tired and “too cool to care.” He eventually walked back in to the house.

The amusing part is that after a few minutes, not more than thirty, Ken went back to Jay’s casa. Red and puffy-eyed from all the weeping, Ken just stayed in his car and stared at the mansion, realizing perhaps he nearly struck gold with this one, and he’d better straighten up his act to finally snare this one, a good catch!

The gate was unlatched, and he’s seriously contemplating – with all the dignity left in his person – whether to go inside Jay’s house or not.

What is happening? Is there something going on between Ken and Jay? It is an unlikely pairing, if you ask me.

It’s hard not to be on board on this one. Stay tuned?

 

131 thoughts on “Sissyville pt. 1”

    1. Nicely written by RD and here is my stake on this :
      ken is kennedy alfonso
      jay is marvin augustin
      ryan – im not sure if its albert since the car he is driving now is under the name of jonas’ company – i know the car

    1. ken – kennedy alfonso
      jay – marvin augustin (owner of food business) (has a modern house)
      ryan- jonas (manager) / former lover

  1. Show and food business? Let me guess, Jay is M A? I heard nga that those two are dating pero hindi ako makapaniwala because it’s such an unlikely pairing.

  2. At sino naman ang sponsorship ni “jay” para sa kanyang mga business? Don’t tell me si MVP rin? Ang dami namang nabibiyayaan ni Lola MVP.

  3. Si ken nga yan, drama queen ever. Kung yang kadramahan at arte nya sa everyday lyf kaya niyang gawin tuwing nagtataping ng dading eh di may future sana siya sa showbiz. Kaso loss.

  4. OMG! RD, para ka na ring si Myke Lim ng Fashion Pulis. Mas magaling ka nga lang magsulat. Pero like ko pareho ang blogs nyo!!!

    Wait, sino ang subjects ng ating BI ngayon?

  5. Hulaan ko rd ha. Based sa clues, Jay is M.A.? Ryan is A.G.? At yung Ken… Naku kailangan pa ba hulaan yan, eh kilalang kilala natin yan! Hahahaha.

  6. I’d like to think that Ken Alfonso is the main character in this story. As to who Jay is, that I would like to know!

    1. Bwahahahaha! Korek! Magpost ka naman daw kasi ng tagalog translation rd, for your parlorista and manicurista followers!

    2. Wag naman like that. Our Purita sisters are attending to more pressing concerns like baha, rescue and operations, relief goods and others.

  7. Is M.A. that former Leonardo di Caprio wanna-be who was a 90’s partner to that diminutive Christmas-tree like, fully decorated pa-cute girl to whom the term “jologs’ was apparently coined and were back in the days both from the same network? Parang sya lang naman yung kagulat-gulat na napakadaming chains of restos na kahit low i.q. ay mapapaisip kung paano nagyari yun sa pagiging “bankable??” nya sa showbiz. Yung isa ewan ko kung sino.

  8. Kennedy Alfonso and…. Marvin Agustin? An unlikely pairing indeed! Paano naman sila nagkakilala eh magkaiba sila ng network?

  9. sissyville – quezon city posh village
    ken – kennedy alfonso
    jay – marvin augustin (owner of food business) (has a modern house)
    ryan- jonas (manager) / former lover

    first honor ako!!!

  10. former lover is majons – who gave the car,

    a.g. is not that rich to give a car and their not into each other anymore

    1. Girl, AG is rich. Until now may allowance yan kay MVP and other rich gays na sinerbisyohan nya nung sholbum years nya. And as far as i know yung car gift yun ni AG kay KA a month or so bago sila nagbreak.

      1. Kung totoo yan, aba bakit si ken nabigyan ng car at yung ibang models ng mercator na di hamak na mas talented, nganga lang? Don’t tell me inlababo pa rin ang nanay jonas nyo? Juice ko naman majons gumising ka na! Fetish mo ata talaga ang headache kaya todo prioritize ka pa rin kay Ken!

    1. Yeah, agree. Its like a bi written by Constancia vda de Pendellton. Parang gay version ng Talk Back and Youre Dead, aliw factor is high and lovely characterizations.

  11. Kung totoong si Marvin Agustin ang bagong ganap ni Kendy, aba major major upgrade sya. Eh ang ex jowa niyang si Albert sino ang bagong ganap? Waley! Loss na loss ang lola albert nyo, si Kendy ang wagi after their break up.

  12. Who cares about ken alfonso and her histrionics. I’m more interested in the “select group of good looking guys in the closet”. Spill the beans Mr. Dantes.

  13. OMG if this is true somebody please warn marvin. Kung magpaloko siya sa gold digger na ken alfonso na yan matutulad siya kay albert guinto! Biglang iiwan sya ni Ken kapag wala na siyang mapipiga!

  14. So why dont you check the OR of the car from LTO – name under Mr Gafud i know its from jonas (trust me guys) medyo yan ang sablay – as much as i want to give the credit to albert but its not – mali ang source mo dyan rd

  15. to know the good looking closet guys go to the facebook and instagram of ken a.

    by the way the girl with her is a cover up as design by JG

    1. At sino naman yang kawawang bilat na ginagamit ni kendi? May sira ba ang ilong nya at di nya amoy ang kalansahan ni kendi?

  16. Ang pagsalaysay mo rd parang nakadungaw ka lang sa may bintana nung bahay sa tapat ng balaysung ni jay! Naku ingat ka sis baka ipainvestigate ni jay ang mga kapitbahay nya mareveal ng di oras ang secret identity mo gurl!

  17. Parang si ken yang nakadapa ha, gagawa na ba siya ng indie film? Good decision, mas may future sya sa pagbobold since di naman siya kagalingang kumanta at umarte.

  18. Sino ang iba nilang kainuman? Hulaan ko ha.. Zuher, fifth, fourth, martin del rosario, dominic ochoa? Sino pa bang mga pamhin sa showbiz?

  19. ken – kennedy alfonso
    jay – marvin augustin (owner of food business) (has a modern house)
    ryan- jonas (manager) / former lover

  20. panu na naman ang career ni ken niyan? but despite it all jonas will help him naman kaya no worries pero hanggang kailan kaya magigising si mr gafud?

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