Sissyville pt. 1

by: rddantes September 19, 2014 | 131 Comments |


The sound of a little girl crying broke through the cold morning air.

Now, that’s a good beginning to write this drama, right? Except that no one composes opening lines like that anymore. I just started with that line to put prominence on the histrionics of the lead, a full-grown man, in this story and I’m largely in this so far for the insanity.

At five in the morning, there was no way Ken can be calmed down. He was crying like a crazed and jilted woman in front of Jay’s huge modern home. A few minutes earlier, Ken was seen rushing out of the house in Sissyville, the scene of a night of social drinking among a select group of good-looking guys in the closet (and that’s another story).

Jay, the host, went out to quiet him. And presumably, to tell Ken to tone down the dramatics, lest the neighbors get roused from deep slumber and suspect something intriguing is unraveling in that finely-made house in Sissyville.

Unraveling, indeed it is. Jay cooed and whispered words to Ken, to no avail. You know that scene on TV when the damsel in distress is crying copiously and the leading man tries to comfort her and gets pushed away anyhow? That! Dawn’s breaking, and Jay did not want people to witness the little spectacle. After all, he is quite known not only in the community but also as a celebrity, in show- and the food business. Jay just did not want to land anymore in the tabloid gossip pages, the subject of hushed back-fence talk of a rich patron and a number of businesses as reward. You know, sex and money and grease and lubricants (remind me later to blab on that, I don’t wish to digress just yet).

The Unconsoled finally drove off in his car, a relatively new compact SUV given as a gift from Ryan, a former lover (and that, again, is another story). Surprisingly, Ken, with a flair for the theatrical did not step on the gas. He just whizzed by Jay, like a slow motion scene on that fine morning on that charming street.

Jay stood there on the sidewalk for a little while, obviously tired and “too cool to care.” He eventually walked back in to the house.

The amusing part is that after a few minutes, not more than thirty, Ken went back to Jay’s casa. Red and puffy-eyed from all the weeping, Ken just stayed in his car and stared at the mansion, realizing perhaps he nearly struck gold with this one, and he’d better straighten up his act to finally snare this one, a good catch!

The gate was unlatched, and he’s seriously contemplating – with all the dignity left in his person – whether to go inside Jay’s house or not.

What is happening? Is there something going on between Ken and Jay? It is an unlikely pairing, if you ask me.

It’s hard not to be on board on this one. Stay tuned?


Posted under actors, fiction, gay

131 Comments on "Sissyville pt. 1"

  1. Anonymous says:

    What is this?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Ken alfonso ba to? Sino naman si jay?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Show and food business? Let me guess, Jay is M A? I heard nga that those two are dating pero hindi ako makapaniwala because it’s such an unlikely pairing.

  4. Anonymous says:


  5. Anonymous says:

    Mahilig talaga yang Ken na yan sa mayaman hahah

  6. Anonymous says:

    At sino naman ang sponsorship ni “jay” para sa kanyang mga business? Don’t tell me si MVP rin? Ang dami namang nabibiyayaan ni Lola MVP.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Si ken alfonso yan. Numero unong user at gold digger.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Si ken nga yan, drama queen ever. Kung yang kadramahan at arte nya sa everyday lyf kaya niyang gawin tuwing nagtataping ng dading eh di may future sana siya sa showbiz. Kaso loss.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Yung SUV pala ni ken ay regalo ng ex niyang si A. RYAN G.? All along akala namin gift ni majons! Ahahahahaha.

  10. Anonymous says:

    OMG! RD, para ka na ring si Myke Lim ng Fashion Pulis. Mas magaling ka nga lang magsulat. Pero like ko pareho ang blogs nyo!!!

    Wait, sino ang subjects ng ating BI ngayon?

  11. Anonymous says:

    Sila Talaga? Shet hahaha

  12. Anonymous says:

    Kaloka ka RD hahahah

  13. Anonymous says:

    Hindi naman sisikat yang user na Ken n yan

  14. Anonymous says:

    Hulaan ko rd ha. Based sa clues, Jay is M.A.? Ryan is A.G.? At yung Ken… Naku kailangan pa ba hulaan yan, eh kilalang kilala natin yan! Hahahaha.

  15. Anonymous says:

    I’d like to think that Ken Alfonso is the main character in this story. As to who Jay is, that I would like to know!

  16. Anonymous says:

    Sana wag syang patulan ni Marvin no!!

  17. Anonymous says:

    I like how you write RD

  18. Anonymous says:

    Omg! Mag BI ka na din RD hahaha!

  19. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha! Konti ang comments. Hindi maka-relate ang mga Purita. Malalim kasi ang English.

    • Anonymous says:

      Bwahahahaha! Korek! Magpost ka naman daw kasi ng tagalog translation rd, for your parlorista and manicurista followers!

    • Kris Akino says:

      Wag naman like that. Our Purita sisters are attending to more pressing concerns like baha, rescue and operations, relief goods and others.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Who is M A im confused

  21. Anonymous says:

    Drama queen talaga si Ken Alfonso na yan

  22. CJ says:

    Is M.A. that former Leonardo di Caprio wanna-be who was a 90’s partner to that diminutive Christmas-tree like, fully decorated pa-cute girl to whom the term “jologs’ was apparently coined and were back in the days both from the same network? Parang sya lang naman yung kagulat-gulat na napakadaming chains of restos na kahit low i.q. ay mapapaisip kung paano nagyari yun sa pagiging “bankable??” nya sa showbiz. Yung isa ewan ko kung sino.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Kaloka si ken alfonso ba yang nakadapa? Yummy!!!!!

  24. Anonymous says:

    Kennedy Alfonso and…. Marvin Agustin? An unlikely pairing indeed! Paano naman sila nagkakilala eh magkaiba sila ng network?

  25. Anonymous says:

    Ang wise mo manay rd, fiction kuno para iwas libel hahahaha

  26. Anonymous says:

    RD classified it as fiction so alam na

  27. Anonymous says:

    sissyville – quezon city posh village
    ken – kennedy alfonso
    jay – marvin augustin (owner of food business) (has a modern house)
    ryan- jonas (manager) / former lover

    first honor ako!!!

  28. Anonymous says:

    former lover is majons – who gave the car,

    a.g. is not that rich to give a car and their not into each other anymore

  29. Anonymous says:

    RD and fashion pulis? kadudaduda na

  30. Anonymous says:

    Feelingera talaga si Ken na yan jahaha ayan tuloy nabuking ka

  31. Anonymous says:

    User talaga yang Ken na Yan! Karma sana

  32. Anonymous says:

    Pwede pa din naman si Marvin ha papable

  33. Anonymous says:

    Intriguing! You should have posts like this one at least once a week RD! Can’t wait for part 2!

    • Kris Akino says:

      Yeah, agree. Its like a bi written by Constancia vda de Pendellton. Parang gay version ng Talk Back and Youre Dead, aliw factor is high and lovely characterizations.

  34. Anonymous says:

    Kung totoong si Marvin Agustin ang bagong ganap ni Kendy, aba major major upgrade sya. Eh ang ex jowa niyang si Albert sino ang bagong ganap? Waley! Loss na loss ang lola albert nyo, si Kendy ang wagi after their break up.

  35. Anonymous says:

    At pano naman naging si Majons yung Ryan, aber? JONAS RYAN GAFFUD ba siya?

  36. Anonymous says:

    Wala naman pera si Majons. Si Albert ang ma pera

  37. Anonymous says:

    Who cares about ken alfonso and her histrionics. I’m more interested in the “select group of good looking guys in the closet”. Spill the beans Mr. Dantes.

  38. Anonymous says:

    Aaaay issue yan rd. akala ko ba sariling sikap mula sa mga malilinis na paraan ang biglang pagyaman ni Marvin?

  39. Anonymous says:

    User and gold digger talaga

  40. Kris Akino says:

    Its a beautiful scene. Its like a fresh leap in a film.

  41. Anonymous says:

    Ang ate ken nyo talaga feeling nya teleserye ang kanyang buhay. Hayz kakasawa na.

  42. Anonymous says:

    Sounds like Sissyville ang street ni MA sa White Plains hahahah

  43. Anonymous says:

    OMG if this is true somebody please warn marvin. Kung magpaloko siya sa gold digger na ken alfonso na yan matutulad siya kay albert guinto! Biglang iiwan sya ni Ken kapag wala na siyang mapipiga!

  44. Anonymous says:

    Galing kay Albert Ryan ang car hindi kay Majons

  45. genre914 says:

    jay cuyugan ang real name ni marvin augustin #confirmed

  46. Anonymous says:

    Jonas – di kananaman madaladala kaya ayan (bading issue nanaman kay ken) at naniniwala ka nasisikat pa siya?

  47. Anonymous says:

    super upgadde talaga – eh ang yaman ni marvin augustin – galing mo ken!

  48. Anonymous says:

    hindi si ken yung nasa pic, alam naman natin yan

  49. Anonymous says:

    ATTENTION Marvin Augustin – nakakahiya ka naman : pipili lang yung obvious pa

  50. Anonymous says:

    Jay is Marvin Augustin

  51. Anonymous says:

    Jay is Marvin Augustin – alam naman nang laht ang full name niya

  52. Anonymous says:

    Congrats Ken Alfonso – a major upgrade from your past relationship

  53. Anonymous says:

    Congrats Ken Alfonso – a major IMPROVEMENT from your past relationship

  54. Anonymous says:

    ATTENTION GMA 7 – is is this your artist taht you think he is? akala ko ba sa ABS lang puro ganyang issue

  55. Anonymous says:

    Kennedy Alfonso and Marvin Augustin – odd combination but lets just support them guys

  56. Anonymous says:

    bye albert – hello marvin!!!

  57. genre914 says:

    ryan is albert ryan guinto. ang matandang bakla na naging dyowa din ni mvp

  58. Anonymous says:

    So why dont you check the OR of the car from LTO – name under Mr Gafud i know its from jonas (trust me guys) medyo yan ang sablay – as much as i want to give the credit to albert but its not – mali ang source mo dyan rd

  59. Anonymous says:

    RD the way you mentioned it as if you were there OR you live in the area?!?! hmmmmm

  60. Anonymous says:

    to know the good looking closet guys go to the facebook and instagram of ken a.

    by the way the girl with her is a cover up as design by JG

    • Anonymous says:

      At sino naman yang kawawang bilat na ginagamit ni kendi? May sira ba ang ilong nya at di nya amoy ang kalansahan ni kendi?

  61. Anonymous says:

    very typical of ken when drunk why dont you ask zuher, fourth & fifth of PBB (see their instagram)

  62. Anonymous says:

    Congrats RD! nicely written. galing!

  63. Anonymous says:

    is it me or do you also agree

    it seems RD writes better than fashion pulis


    same person lang sila – hmmm

  64. Anonymous says:

    is it me or do you also agree with me

    it seems RD writes better than fashion pulis


    same person lang sila

  65. Anonymous says:

    common denominator ang mga gusto ni ken – rich gays so now we know>

  66. Anonymous says:

    common denominator ang mga gusto ni ken – rich gays lang – so now we know ! alam na !

  67. Anonymous says:


  68. Anonymous says:

    Ang pagsalaysay mo rd parang nakadungaw ka lang sa may bintana nung bahay sa tapat ng balaysung ni jay! Naku ingat ka sis baka ipainvestigate ni jay ang mga kapitbahay nya mareveal ng di oras ang secret identity mo gurl!

  69. Anonymous says:

    I love it. Parang plot lang ng pretty little liars, gay version.

  70. Anonymous says:

    Parang si ken yang nakadapa ha, gagawa na ba siya ng indie film? Good decision, mas may future sya sa pagbobold since di naman siya kagalingang kumanta at umarte.

  71. Anonymous says:

    Sino ang iba nilang kainuman? Hulaan ko ha.. Zuher, fifth, fourth, martin del rosario, dominic ochoa? Sino pa bang mga pamhin sa showbiz?

  72. Anonymous says:

    ken – kennedy alfonso
    jay – marvin augustin (owner of food business) (has a modern house)
    ryan- jonas (manager) / former lover

  73. Anonymous says:

    i cant believe this! ken and marvin?!

  74. Anonymous says:

    pinatulan ni marvin si ken? why oh why?

  75. Anonymous says:

    so anu sabi ni jonas? how is he going to solve this issue? AGAIN another issue with common sa mga lovers ni ken

  76. CosmoGay says:

    Talk about high class gold-digging whore. Infairness jackpot ang lola mo! HAHAHA!

  77. Anonymous says:

    panu na naman ang career ni ken niyan? but despite it all jonas will help him naman kaya no worries pero hanggang kailan kaya magigising si mr gafud?

  78. Anonymous says:

    marvin – you should know better in meeting up with ken (this will destroy your career further.

  79. Anonymous says:

    marvin – go girl! lucky catch si ken!

  80. Anonymous says:

    after reading this – gay pla si marvin – ngayon ko lang nalaman ito. who is ken?

  81. Anonymous says:

    i don think its marvin – he is not GAY! may kambal nga siya eh

  82. Anonymous says:

    i don think its marvin – he is not GAY! may kambal nga siya eh di ba?

  83. Anonymous says:

    RD writes better than fashion pulis. His diction is good. si fashion pulis alam mong tume-thesaurus.

  84. Anonymous says:


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