GMA resident actor Geoff Eigenmann was recently served a memo by the higher ups calling attention to his burgeoning weight. Aptly so, considering that he’s in the leading-man department of the station. Maybe the big bosses wanted him to look like this, when a few years ago he was a Cosmo centerfold and underwear endorser. And then again, even if he were fit and lean, he would still be issued that fat memo. Tee-hee.