Machete!

So, this is probably the much-touted wooden statue of the sexy warrior Machete, an iconic figure in sexy movies made in the 90s. This time, it’s a new one – reportedly slashed and sliced by a National Artist for Sculpture. If it looks familiar, it’s probably carved in the image of hunky young actor Aljur Abrenica , who reprises the role of the lustful sculpture-with-a-woody on tv. Now, I wonder if they are also attaching a big penis on the image, similar to those featured in the movies.

65 thoughts on “Machete!”

  1. sarap.

    ayan nanaman sa hada, para namang may time si aljur para sa mga ganyan hahahaha ung kita nya sa one taping day eh di na nya kailangan eh mas malaki pa un di hamak sa mga ma ooffer nyo.

  2. KAKATAWA ANG MGA ILUSYONADANG MGA IBANG BAKLA JAN,,HEHE,,MABUTIN TAO AT DI GANYANG KLASE NG GUY SI ALJUR,MAGANDA ANG PAGPAPALAKI AT MAY ALUES ANG BATANG ITO,,SIKATA T MALAYO PA MARARATING NYA,,SAKA,,HE JUST RESPECT GAYS OK,,PERO DI TLAGA,,I THINK,MAKA DYOS DIN SYA,,SO,,NO1NO1 SA KANYA IYAN,,BAGAY DIN KAY CARL GUEVARA,JC DEVERA ang role na ito,,mukhang pinalitan na ang mga leading ladies nya na dari si RYZA CENON na walang apil kaya ibibigya daw kay NADINE SAMONTE,AT GWEN ZAMORA ito,,,soon,,,

  3. tama ,,mas ok si NADINE SAMONTE AT GWEN ZAMORA ang leading ladies nya,,yung may star apil tlaga,,gusto ko si aljur,magaling din umarte,,sana maisama sa casting si COGIE DOMINGO,PATRICK GARCIA,DIANA ZUBIRI,JACKIE FORSTER,ALICE DIXSON,JAMES BLANCO etc,,,mas ok nga ang mix of past at present na stars magsasama sa movies at tv,,,

  4. aljur ikaw ang pangarap ko, kahit mahal ang 50k susugal ako, may bonus naman kc pasko, at ikaw ang ireregalo ko sa akin. i love you, balitaan ko kayo once ma book ko sya, buti napadaan me dito sa site at sa wakas nakuha ko num ng aljur my loves

  5. panget mag dialogue nito kasi parang ayaw ibuka ang bibig.
    banong leading man plus the user-friendly bela padilla plus the annoying ryza cenon = epic fail! lol

  6. PERFECT! no one can be machete, except aljur!

    drooling is not a sin, so start drooling mga binabaeng inggitera hahaha

    i love aljur!

  7. melanie, i know you are die hard kapamilya. so keep your opinion to yourself regarding aljur. you lost a reader of your blog in me. more to follow.

  8. namaho daw to sa isang guesting nya sa talkshow!!! hindi daw naghugas ng kamay after tumae!!!!!!!! kadiri!!!

    anyway!!!! in fairness bagay to sa kanya kasi sa paghuhubad lang naman sya MAGALING!!!!!!! pak!!!!

  9. sobrang NANGHIHINAYANG ako

    my friend from Los angeles was here for a vacation, I gave my friend ALJURS num kc akala ko di num ni aljur yun so I wanted to proove to myself,so partly i let my friend from la try to book, to my Surprise last night my FRIEND Janus 24years old a Accountant from la invited me last night at Manila Peninsula hotel, to my BIG surprise he was there having dinner with aljur. what the hell nang hinayang talaga ko, he got aljur for 60k for the whole night. i didnt ask details anymore coz am depressed, now am tryin to book aljur mukhang swertehan lang dahil ma ilap at busy pala ang batang to , and hes big boy pala , totoo pala yung bakat nya sa zaido at pag nag shorts lang sa tv. hay life :((

  10. di naman sham yun unggoy kc siguro balahura pagtawag mo sanum, at isa pa bakit ka sasagutin ni aljur eh di ka nya kilala

  11. Sana kung sino mn ang nakapagbook kay Aljur e kuhanan ng pic na palihim yung nakahubad sya at i-share kay RD para mapost dito. Please! You’ll be doing us great service.

  12. sobrang NANGHIHINAYANG ako

    my friend from Los angeles was here for a vacation, I gave my friend ALJURS num kc akala ko di num ni aljur yun so I wanted to proove to myself,so partly i let my friend from la try to book, to my Surprise last night my FRIEND Janus 24years old a Accountant from la invited me last night at Manila Peninsula hotel, to my BIG surprise he was there having dinner with aljur. what the hell nang hinayang talaga ko, he got aljur for 60k for the whole night. i didnt ask details anymore coz am depressed, now am tryin to book aljur mukhang swertehan lang dahil ma ilap at busy pala ang batang to , and hes big boy pala , totoo pala yung bakat nya sa zaido at pag nag shorts lang sa tv. hay life :((

  13. naku yan mga book na ganyan pag big name celeb they make your phone off and no vid or cam kaya nga wala nag leleak they make sure sa handler yun noh.

  14. Papanoorin ko ito if:
    1. magpapakita ng bukol si aljur
    2. May scenes na nakabrief lang siya

    Mga sisters, wag na magmalinis, magre-rate lang to pag naghubad si aljur. Pag nagpatweetums, flopsina tong soap.

  15. katawa naman yung dalahirang beki d2… kanina sa post ke jake cuenca nakuha ng frend nyang accountant… ngayun nakuha din ng frend nya c aljur?! tae ka kupal wag kang ambisyosa!

  16. i’m sure magta top rating lng i2 kung may topless or underwear scene lagi d2 c Aljur, as if nman marunong syang (aljur) umarte?????
    PEACE

  17. i’m sure magta top rating lng i2 kung may topless or underwear scene lagi d2 c Aljur, as if nman marunong syang (aljur) umarte?????
    PEACE

  18. i love aljur so much. he is a perfect guy for machete. no one can give life to machete except aljur.

    kakatawa ang mga bekli dito, inggit to the max ang dating. tumulo ang laway ninyo dahil machete is coming our way, and no one an stop that.

    weeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  19. Love Aljur…sabi nila..pwede daw si Aljur Bilhin..nang kahit na mag-kano…eeh matanong ko nga…sino ba ang hindi nabibili sa panahong ngayon, sabihin nyo nga..puro kayo malinis..eh pag-dating ng datung..baka pati nanay nyo ibenta nyo..kala nyo kung sino kayo..puro naman kayo mahirap pa sa daga..Pobreeeee!!!!!

  20. kita ninyo pic ni aljur na naka bahag? grabe ha ang bukol ni aljur halatang halata grabe may ipag mamalaki ito sa mga foreign people.. hindi papahuli sa palakihan ng tarugO! gash!!! nakakasabik ka aljur!

  21. rddantes! post some solo hot naked topless pic of aljur abrenica! wala ka ba makuha na pic niya sa machete na naka bahag siya.. im just curious sa bahag thing! nakabakat na naman daw bukol niya..

  22. Stop saying disparaging things about my one true love. Please! You are jealous lang. Get away all you evil people.

    Pero aminin ko lang. Di bagay ang long hair and scruffy look sa kanya. Mas bagay talaga ang clean cut. Parang ngang nag retoke si Aljur but that I think is what made him hotter than ever!

  23. Warning hindi number ni Aljur iyan. Pakana na naman iyan ng swindler na Benjamin Yap Jr. ang pangalan. Makikipag-deal siya, kuwari si Aljur tapos sasabihin mag-deposit ka ng 15k sa account ng handler, si Benjamin Yap Jr.na may account sa Metrobank Cebu Colon Branch. Basta nag-deposit ka tapos ka na. Bakit tinotolerate natin ang isang kagaya ni Benjamin Yap Jr., na niloloko lahat tayo

  24. ayan inalis na ang number kuno ni aljur…thanks for the warning…rd must be careful in approving comments coming from franksters and hoodlums….

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