Machete!

by: rddantes December 22, 2010 | 65 Comments |

So, this is probably the much-touted wooden statue of the sexy warrior Machete, an iconic figure in sexy movies made in the 90s. This time, it’s a new one – reportedly slashed and sliced by a National Artist for Sculpture. If it looks familiar, it’s probably carved in the image of hunky young actor Aljur Abrenica , who reprises the role of the lustful sculpture-with-a-woody on tv. Now, I wonder if they are also attaching a big penis on the image, similar to those featured in the movies.
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65 Comments on "Machete!"

  1. Anonymous says:

    posted num ni aljur sa mga previous post

  2. Anonymous says:

    go aljur…let them drowl

  3. Anonymous says:

    Aljur looks good with short hair, sana lang di baguhin hair nia…please! 😉

  4. Anonymous says:

    sarap.

    ayan nanaman sa hada, para namang may time si aljur para sa mga ganyan hahahaha ung kita nya sa one taping day eh di na nya kailangan eh mas malaki pa un di hamak sa mga ma ooffer nyo.

  5. Melanie says:

    Okay ang looks…

    Acting ability… Ahhhmmm…

    Ahhhmmm…

    Hindi ko na sasabihin… Baka sugurin ako ng fans niya… Hehehe…

  6. Anonymous says:

    50k to, di ba mark d.

  7. Anonymous says:

    with the right contacts hes for a go

  8. Anonymous says:

    starstruck boys to, am sure dati pa booking to

  9. Anonymous says:

    bagay kay aljur ang machete.Kasi kahoy iyon di masyadong aarte! eh banong umarte iyan!

  10. Anonymous says:

    i love you, aljur!

  11. Anonymous says:

    well no need to attach. ALJUR looks like a giant penis

  12. Anonymous says:

    KAKATAWA ANG MGA ILUSYONADANG MGA IBANG BAKLA JAN,,HEHE,,MABUTIN TAO AT DI GANYANG KLASE NG GUY SI ALJUR,MAGANDA ANG PAGPAPALAKI AT MAY ALUES ANG BATANG ITO,,SIKATA T MALAYO PA MARARATING NYA,,SAKA,,HE JUST RESPECT GAYS OK,,PERO DI TLAGA,,I THINK,MAKA DYOS DIN SYA,,SO,,NO1NO1 SA KANYA IYAN,,BAGAY DIN KAY CARL GUEVARA,JC DEVERA ang role na ito,,mukhang pinalitan na ang mga leading ladies nya na dari si RYZA CENON na walang apil kaya ibibigya daw kay NADINE SAMONTE,AT GWEN ZAMORA ito,,,soon,,,

  13. Anonymous says:

    tama ,,mas ok si NADINE SAMONTE AT GWEN ZAMORA ang leading ladies nya,,yung may star apil tlaga,,gusto ko si aljur,magaling din umarte,,sana maisama sa casting si COGIE DOMINGO,PATRICK GARCIA,DIANA ZUBIRI,JACKIE FORSTER,ALICE DIXSON,JAMES BLANCO etc,,,mas ok nga ang mix of past at present na stars magsasama sa movies at tv,,,

  14. Anonymous says:

    WALA NAMANG DIFF IF STATWA SIYA O TUNAY COZ DI NAMAN DIN SIYA MARUNONG UMARTE

  15. Anonymous says:

    next pls…..
    Isa sa mga proof na sa pinas-kahit ala kang talent-pde kang mag artista….

  16. Anonymous says:

    so fit for the machete role!!!!

  17. Anonymous says:

    aljur ikaw ang pangarap ko, kahit mahal ang 50k susugal ako, may bonus naman kc pasko, at ikaw ang ireregalo ko sa akin. i love you, balitaan ko kayo once ma book ko sya, buti napadaan me dito sa site at sa wakas nakuha ko num ng aljur my loves

  18. Anonymous says:

    sarap ni aljur fresh pa din at nag matured body sarap……..

  19. Anonymous says:

    09154735578 text nyo ako at may nude vide0s ako ni aljur or add nyo ako sa fb: brenfred romero

  20. Anonymous says:

    panget mag dialogue nito kasi parang ayaw ibuka ang bibig.
    banong leading man plus the user-friendly bela padilla plus the annoying ryza cenon = epic fail! lol

  21. Anonymous says:

    PERFECT! no one can be machete, except aljur!

    drooling is not a sin, so start drooling mga binabaeng inggitera hahaha

    i love aljur!

  22. Anonymous says:

    melanie, i know you are die hard kapamilya. so keep your opinion to yourself regarding aljur. you lost a reader of your blog in me. more to follow.

  23. Anonymous says:

    next pls..

    One living proof na pde kng mag artista sa pinas kahit ala kang talent…..

  24. Anonymous says:

    RETOKADONG BATA

  25. Anonymous says:

    nagpanipis ng ilong yan diba?

  26. Anonymous says:

    Bagay si Aljur sa role ng MACHETE. Both Aljur and the wooden statue share the same emotional depth — TUOD.

  27. Anonymous says:

    namaho daw to sa isang guesting nya sa talkshow!!! hindi daw naghugas ng kamay after tumae!!!!!!!! kadiri!!!

    anyway!!!! in fairness bagay to sa kanya kasi sa paghuhubad lang naman sya MAGALING!!!!!!! pak!!!!

  28. Anonymous says:

    Finally! meron na ulit show sa GMA 7 na kaabang abang!

  29. Anonymous says:

    ALJUR MY LOVE!

  30. Anonymous says:

    Sana hwag mag wig ng mahaba ang hair. Parang madungis sya tingnan. Mas ok pag short hair.

  31. Anonymous says:

    oH wOW! aNother RD EXclusive. Ths is the stature nga? Kamukha ni Aljur hehehe

  32. Anonymous says:

    He’s a walking penis! I love him!

  33. Anonymous says:

    I tried contacting the number, sham naman! Kaloka!

  34. Anonymous says:

    sobrang NANGHIHINAYANG ako

    my friend from Los angeles was here for a vacation, I gave my friend ALJURS num kc akala ko di num ni aljur yun so I wanted to proove to myself,so partly i let my friend from la try to book, to my Surprise last night my FRIEND Janus 24years old a Accountant from la invited me last night at Manila Peninsula hotel, to my BIG surprise he was there having dinner with aljur. what the hell nang hinayang talaga ko, he got aljur for 60k for the whole night. i didnt ask details anymore coz am depressed, now am tryin to book aljur mukhang swertehan lang dahil ma ilap at busy pala ang batang to , and hes big boy pala , totoo pala yung bakat nya sa zaido at pag nag shorts lang sa tv. hay life :((

  35. Anonymous says:

    di naman sham yun unggoy kc siguro balahura pagtawag mo sanum, at isa pa bakit ka sasagutin ni aljur eh di ka nya kilala

  36. Anonymous says:

    OMG l LOVE HIM SO MUCH NA! Gabi gabi shrtless na sya sa tv

  37. Anonymous says:

    Sana kung sino mn ang nakapagbook kay Aljur e kuhanan ng pic na palihim yung nakahubad sya at i-share kay RD para mapost dito. Please! You’ll be doing us great service.

  38. Anonymous says:

    sobrang NANGHIHINAYANG ako

    my friend from Los angeles was here for a vacation, I gave my friend ALJURS num kc akala ko di num ni aljur yun so I wanted to proove to myself,so partly i let my friend from la try to book, to my Surprise last night my FRIEND Janus 24years old a Accountant from la invited me last night at Manila Peninsula hotel, to my BIG surprise he was there having dinner with aljur. what the hell nang hinayang talaga ko, he got aljur for 60k for the whole night. i didnt ask details anymore coz am depressed, now am tryin to book aljur mukhang swertehan lang dahil ma ilap at busy pala ang batang to , and hes big boy pala , totoo pala yung bakat nya sa zaido at pag nag shorts lang sa tv. hay life :((

  39. Anonymous says:

    as if kakausapin at sasagutin kayo ni aljur eh busy sya, mga jokla……;.

  40. Anonymous says:

    naku yan mga book na ganyan pag big name celeb they make your phone off and no vid or cam kaya nga wala nag leleak they make sure sa handler yun noh.

  41. Anonymous says:

    Another flop. Retoke nose and face and can’t act.

  42. Anonymous says:

    Yehey! Mapapanood ko na si Aljur gabi-gabi na nakabahag lang. Kaabang-abang talaga ang Machete.

  43. Anonymous says:

    Papanoorin ko ito if:
    1. magpapakita ng bukol si aljur
    2. May scenes na nakabrief lang siya

    Mga sisters, wag na magmalinis, magre-rate lang to pag naghubad si aljur. Pag nagpatweetums, flopsina tong soap.

  44. Anonymous says:

    katawa naman yung dalahirang beki d2… kanina sa post ke jake cuenca nakuha ng frend nyang accountant… ngayun nakuha din ng frend nya c aljur?! tae ka kupal wag kang ambisyosa!

  45. Anonymous says:

    hoy kusmag may nag edit ng post ko na accountant at kinopya ke jake

  46. Anonymous says:

    i’m sure magta top rating lng i2 kung may topless or underwear scene lagi d2 c Aljur, as if nman marunong syang (aljur) umarte?????
    PEACE

  47. Anonymous says:

    i’m sure magta top rating lng i2 kung may topless or underwear scene lagi d2 c Aljur, as if nman marunong syang (aljur) umarte?????
    PEACE

  48. Anonymous says:

    I also like Nadine para sa series na ito. Mukhang bagay din sila.

  49. Anonymous says:

    i love aljur so much. he is a perfect guy for machete. no one can give life to machete except aljur.

    kakatawa ang mga bekli dito, inggit to the max ang dating. tumulo ang laway ninyo dahil machete is coming our way, and no one an stop that.

    weeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  50. Anonymous says:

    Love Aljur…sabi nila..pwede daw si Aljur Bilhin..nang kahit na mag-kano…eeh matanong ko nga…sino ba ang hindi nabibili sa panahong ngayon, sabihin nyo nga..puro kayo malinis..eh pag-dating ng datung..baka pati nanay nyo ibenta nyo..kala nyo kung sino kayo..puro naman kayo mahirap pa sa daga..Pobreeeee!!!!!

  51. Anonymous says:

    number ba talaga ni aljur yun?

  52. Anonymous says:

    naka bahag lang si aljur diyan ang ikli.. halatang halata ang kanya bukol.. ang laki

  53. Anonymous says:

    hot machete wala bang pic pa si aljur as machete

  54. Anonymous says:

    paki post naman sa vintage sunday ang picture ni cesar montano as machete or any photo nya in undies.

  55. Anonymous says:

    masahihin kita aljur.. buong katawan mo! gang iyung cock massage.. haha

  56. Anonymous says:

    hay grabe ka aljur.. bahag kung bahag.. kakalibog

  57. Anonymous says:

    basta hihintayin ko ito

    ayyyyyy aljur, sana machete na

  58. Anonymous says:

    si aljur ang machete?? naku nahuli ako sa balita. perfect for 2011…

  59. Anonymous says:

    kita ninyo pic ni aljur na naka bahag? grabe ha ang bukol ni aljur halatang halata grabe may ipag mamalaki ito sa mga foreign people.. hindi papahuli sa palakihan ng tarugO! gash!!! nakakasabik ka aljur!

  60. Anonymous says:

    rddantes! post some solo hot naked topless pic of aljur abrenica! wala ka ba makuha na pic niya sa machete na naka bahag siya.. im just curious sa bahag thing! nakabakat na naman daw bukol niya..

  61. ethan h says:

    Stop saying disparaging things about my one true love. Please! You are jealous lang. Get away all you evil people.

    Pero aminin ko lang. Di bagay ang long hair and scruffy look sa kanya. Mas bagay talaga ang clean cut. Parang ngang nag retoke si Aljur but that I think is what made him hotter than ever!

  62. Anonymous says:

    i need an oxygen!!
    oh my gosh, aljur as machete!!
    perfect!!

  63. Anonymous says:

    Warning hindi number ni Aljur iyan. Pakana na naman iyan ng swindler na Benjamin Yap Jr. ang pangalan. Makikipag-deal siya, kuwari si Aljur tapos sasabihin mag-deposit ka ng 15k sa account ng handler, si Benjamin Yap Jr.na may account sa Metrobank Cebu Colon Branch. Basta nag-deposit ka tapos ka na. Bakit tinotolerate natin ang isang kagaya ni Benjamin Yap Jr., na niloloko lahat tayo

  64. Anonymous says:

    ayan inalis na ang number kuno ni aljur…thanks for the warning…rd must be careful in approving comments coming from franksters and hoodlums….

  65. Anonymous says:

    original machete – si cesar montano, then machete II – gardo verzona.. the so-called TF films..

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