Jakey’s Ugly Butt

Mr. Cuenca‘s tweet on the day of the show: Braise yourself for #benchuniverse its gonna be a wild one I know what I’m gonna do! 🙂 I’m gonna give you guys the last ride…

Well, he forgot the meaning of “braise” and to cover his ass…with makeup or something. It is spotty. Still. Like the last time when he first flashed it and Jaketards were accusing me with bad camera lenses. I was there again last Saturday. And I have these. With less spots, of course. Compare with Bench Blackout.

62 thoughts on “Jakey’s Ugly Butt”

  1. SINUPSUP KO KASI ANG PWET NIYA BAGO MAG-SHOW KAYA MADAMING SPOTS. UMAARTE KA RD. LAMAN TIYAN DIN YAN.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  2. Anu ba yan ang chaka ng butt, sana iba na lang pinagsuot ng t-back. Dami kaya jan ibang guys mas cute en gwapo ke jake, maganda and buo pa ang butt, kaloka c jake, alang laman ang butt, nakalimuta ipavulcanize.

  3. ah so totoo nga sabi sa loggedinout.wordpress.com ito yung closest shots ng pwey ni jakey hahaha. i like this site na

  4. Hindi naman ito Mr & Ms Flawless show kaya choosy pa ba ako? Thats the reason why we are called HUMANS and not GODDESSEs because of our mperfections.

    Tikbalang

  5. YUCK! KERI PA YANG PARANG MAY TAENG NAGKALAT! CGE, KAININ NYO PATI TAE NYA! I AGREE WITH U RD JAKE HAS AN UGLY BUTT!

  6. Yung 2 turok na yun ang ininject ni vicky belo para umumbok. Yun nga lang di naalis ang pasa.Isipin na lang nating bumaba sa pwet nya ang dimples. ahahahaha

  7. hay naku rd… marahil yon yung pinagkakalat niya na mabaho siya, mabaho hininga niya… para hindi siya maging target ng mga gay execs sa tv station na pinagwoworkan niya…. ka-lurr-qui!!! yong isang picture nga niya… may parang baby powder sa singit niya… ano yon? tignan niyo ah mga sis!

  8. ang daming umaarte pag dating kay JAKE.. kesyo mabaho hininga, mapangit ang pwet.. bottomline..GWAPO siya kaya siya kinuhang artistta.. E KAYO?.. huwag ngang NEGA! buti sana kung sa pag arte lang punahin eh.. e masyadong personal..hindi porke may flaws sa pwet e madumi na.. don’t tell me kayong laHAT NA PUMUPNA DITO E NI ISANG SPOT SA PWET E WALA KAYO.. for all we know, he wanted it that way.. ALL NATURAL.atleast di kayo DINECEIVE!

  9. ang daming umaarte pag dating kay JAKE.. kesyo mabaho hininga, mapangit ang pwet.. bottomline..GWAPO siya kaya siya kinuhang artistta.. E KAYO?.. huwag ngang NEGA! buti sana kung sa pag arte lang punahin eh.. e masyadong personal..hindi porke may flaws sa pwet e madumi na.. don’t tell me kayong laHAT NA PUMUPNA DITO E NI ISANG SPOT SA PWET E WALA KAYO.. for all we know, he wanted it that way.. ALL NATURAL.atleast di kayo DINECEIVE!

  10. I dont mind the scars on his butt as long its toned and tight. dami pang choosy…. Taas ng standards… Mga pangit naman ang mukha! hahaha. At least Jake has the face and the body.. His butt may not be perfect… But its still HOT!!!!!

  11. I was der at the patron standing area. Khit di ako fan nkisali na rin dun. Agree aq jake butt was a mess. Pati ung bukol nya fake. Ntawa lhat ng nsa area nmen nun last part kasi nawala sa pwesto ung nilagay nyang bukol. He tried to fix it sa tabe ni lovie poe. Fake jake!!!

    Kakatakot ung body ni rayver. Ang nipis tpos ung chest parang butas. My sakit ba un. Kaloka!!!

  12. Well his butt is not ugly, he may have not a full butt but it is just OK, he works hard to achieve his chiseled body. I just wonder how your face and body look like RD, you might even look like a trash at the side of Jakey’s butt. And to anyone saying Jakey’s butt is ugly, c’mon guys look in the mirror and you might wish you were have as white as Jakey’s butt hahah… Haters!!!! just because you eat dried fish everyday and go to net shops to look on naked guys pics for 30 minutes doesn’t give you the right to burst out your feelings on the web.

  13. ang dami palang maarte sa mga beki readers mo, RD huh! I’m sure naman kahit magkapigsa pa ang puwet ni jake… pag naghubad sa harapan nila e luluhuran nila ng bonggang-bongga si jake!

    o ano mga bekimon…magi-inarte pa ba kayo? mga ipokritang vaklitah!

  14. BASTA GUYS PINAKA FLAWLESS TALAGA YUNG KAY WENDELL RAMOS! AGREE/ :)PEDE NA YAN SI JAKE, BSTA KUNG MAGALING BA AT MALAKI WHY NOT/ COCONUT~

  15. Anonymous said…

    Magtigil nga kayo mga bakla! If I know tinigasan kyo!!

    ———————

    Bakla, kaw lang tinigasan!!! walastik pati pwet ni jake pinatos mo…. yuck… low level of hermaprodite!

  16. That’s true! Ms mgnda and flawless ung BUTT ni wendell. I wonder why wla n xa sa bench, andun p nman c richard g. Dba mgkasabayan lng cla? Well. Ala tlga mkakatalo ky wendell. Matambok butt! LOL x jake!

  17. Well. Ms mgnda tlga and flawless ang BUTT ni wendell as compared ky jake.nkalimutan nya cgrung padagdagan ky belo.haha.

    D who: hunk actor n ngpadagdag ng pwet kamakailan lng.! Hint: Lorenzo

  18. Anonymous said…
    Not my type of man, hindi ako na lilibugan sa kanya.

    Monday, 17 September, 2012

    OO eh, Nalilibugan sayo si Jake eh! Ikaw na!

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