Moments

Today is the go-see for the biennial Bench Body underwear show in September. Models and wannabes from all over the country will troop to the Edsa Shangri-La Hotel to audition for the two-night show. The show’s a virtual fleshfest, with guys in their raciest and raunchiest selves. What were your favorite moments in the history of the underwear show? I have some list below:

Bruce showing his pubes and his shaft – well, almost.

Wendell‘s biennial buttfest.

– nekkid on stage.

Rafa‘s near-frontal, I swear he could’ve done it.

Jakey‘s butt floss episode.

And one more, from the recent show.

120 thoughts on “Moments”

  1. Sarap tlga ni rafael rosel.,omg! One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,he had also had d chance to suck rafaels dick and he cant really cant get over it dahil sobrang sarap dw! Lucky fellaz buti pa sya.,mmmmm.,

  2. STORY-TELLER:

    “Anonymous said…
    Sarap tlga ni rafael rosel.,omg! One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,he had also had d chance to suck rafaels dick and he cant really cant get over it dahil sobrang sarap dw! Lucky fellaz buti pa sya.,mmmmm.,

    Sunday, 22 July, 2012″

    —————-

    You will become a great writer of FICTION! hahahahahahaha

  3. wendell ramos is the epitome of kabaduyan! my gosh! oo makinis sya pero ang katawan parang ewan lang. puro taba! ang butt hindi bubble butt. akala nya porket maputi at makinis ok na ipakita. will somebody please tell him to get some class!!! eeewwww.

  4. SCRIPTWRITER…

    Anonymous said…
    Sarap tlga ni rafael rosel.,omg! One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,he had also had d chance to suck rafaels dick and he cant really cant get over it dahil sobrang sarap dw! Lucky fellaz buti pa sya.,mmmmm.,

    Sunday, 22 July, 2012

  5. ANG KINIS MO SIGURO TEH

    Anonymous said…
    wendell ramos is the epitome of kabaduyan! my gosh! oo makinis sya pero ang katawan parang ewan lang. puro taba! ang butt hindi bubble butt. akala nya porket maputi at makinis ok na ipakita. will somebody please tell him to get some class!!! eeewwww.

    Sunday, 22 July, 2012

  6. Sana si Rocco mag Tback na sa show. Sana mag briefs na din sina Sam Concepcion at Arron Villaflor…

  7. why not this time try to put jake and other exhibitionists actors/models on a body paint instead of wearing the actual brief,,they will walk on the stage wearing a painted underwear only..just like the way they do it in sport’s illustrated swimsuit models..ben chan are you hearing this!? this can be a great idea for your coming show…!!!

  8. Hey for the one who’s telling me that im a scriptwritter hell with yah u bitch! If u dont wanna believe such thing y dont u just fuckin shut your mouth u fagg! I didnt even told u to believe me,.and if u dont believe it i dont even give a damn.,and its not my prob anymore.

  9. I wish Bench can do something like what the models of Andrew Christian underwear does. Calling on Ben Chan.

  10. naku, yang go see na yan eh pa ek ek lang ni mama ben para makahada ng fresh boytoys, obviously he has the perfect formula– YOUNG guys DESPERATE to penetrate showbusiness/ modelling world, and an OPPORTUNISTIC GAY who will provide the opportunity in exchange for sex, yan ang modus nila ni mama deo

  11. Defensive ni SCRIPTWRITER/STORYTELLER:

    “Anonymous said…
    Hey for the one who’s telling me that im a scriptwritter hell with yah u bitch! If u dont wanna believe such thing y dont u just fuckin shut your mouth u fagg! I didnt even told u to believe me,.and if u dont believe it i dont even give a damn.,and its not my prob anymore. Monday, 23 July, 2012″

    ————————-

    Typical response sa mga walang PROOF, “kung ayaw mo maniwala, etc…”

    Mali-mali pa grammar! Baka pang B-Movies etong si SCRIPTWRITER/STORYTELLER!

    Wahahahahahahahahahahaha

  12. Shame on you moron! Just tell me if you just cant understand the english language,i can translate it to tagalog if you like,.ahaha just accept d fact that ur just illiterate,lol go get some education u bitch., and just to tell you,i dont need 2 prove myself in here,i’ll nver ever waste my time on you.,i better get myself busy on important things rather than wasting my time on you.by d way u mentioned that im grammatically incorrect?? Ahahaha r u kidding then? Lol u just cant understand every single word i say.,whahaha! BOBO.

    1. You just did prove yourself again and wasted time and didn’t get yourself busy on important things…

  13. Ang haba-haba ng sinabi at mali pang grammar:

    ” Anonymous said…
    Shame on you moron! Just tell me if you just cant understand the english language,i can translate it to tagalog if you like,.ahaha just accept d fact that ur just illiterate,lol go get some education u bitch., and just to tell you,i dont need 2 prove myself in here,i’ll nver ever waste my time on you.,i better get myself busy on important things rather than wasting my time on you.by d way u mentioned that im grammatically incorrect?? Ahahaha r u kidding then? Lol u just cant understand every single word i say.,whahaha! BOBO.

    Tuesday, 24 July, 2012″

    TRANSLATION – WALANG PROOF! PURO SALITA LANG SIYA!

    CLAIMANT! SCRIPTWRITER! STORYTELLER!

  14. Ahaha think of what you wanna think of me,but there’s 1 thing for sure that i know of,. Na BOBONG BOBO ka.simple english d mo maintindihan tanga! Try mo kc mgbasa2 ng books mnsan to sharpen up your unused tiny lil brainy.,aha!

  15. Ai bakit may trying hard mag english d2? Hahaha.. Nakakatawa ipinagmamalaki pang nag eenglish cia kuno!! Wrong grammar ka naman teh..

  16. Ai bakit may trying hard mag english d2? Hahaha.. Nakakatawa ipinagmamalaki pang nag eenglish cia kuno!! Wrong grammar ka naman teh..

  17. Why dont u just accept the fact na BOBO ka lng tlga.Haha alam mo nman sa sarili mo yan,wag mong linlangin yung sarili mo,wrong grammar ako sabi mo? Eh ikaw na putang ina ka ni isang english word wla kng msabi eh.,at sa2bihin mong wrong grammar ako? I dont think you even know what “grammar” means! I just pitty u birdbrain! Just wanna incalcate on ur microscopical brain that i wasnt raised to just invent or to tailor some stories just to entertain the readers here, im not like you! BOBO! PIGHEAD,.BIRDBRAIN,MORON,U FUCKING RETARD. GET A LIFE U FUCKING ASSHOLE,. for sure isa lng e re2ply mo sa comment ko., “ay wrong grammar ka” e hanggang ganun lng alam mong sabihin sa sobrang KABOBOHAN MO TANG INA MO.ahe sori gnyan lng tlga ako ka nice sa mga taong este ANIMAL pla na tulad mo. :))

  18. Why dont u just accept the fact na BOBO ka lng tlga.Haha alam mo nman sa sarili mo yan,wag mong linlangin yung sarili mo,wrong grammar ako sabi mo? Eh ikaw na putang ina ka ni isang english word wla kng msabi eh.,at sa2bihin mong wrong grammar ako? I dont think you even know what “grammar” means! I just pitty u birdbrain! Just wanna incalcate on ur microscopical brain that i wasnt raised to just invent or to tailor some stories just to entertain the readers here, im not like you! BOBO! PIGHEAD,.BIRDBRAIN,MORON,U FUCKING RETARD. GET A LIFE U FUCKING ASSHOLE,. for sure isa lng e re2ply mo sa comment ko., “ay wrong grammar ka” e hanggang ganun lng alam mong sabihin sa sobrang KABOBOHAN MO TANG INA MO.ahe sori gnyan lng tlga ako ka nice sa mga taong este ANIMAL pla na tulad mo. :))

  19. Pikon na Pikon si SCRIPTWRITER/STORYTELLER/WRONG-GRAMMAR:

    ” Anonymous said…
    Why dont u just accept the fact na BOBO ka lng tlga.Haha alam mo nman sa sarili mo yan,wag mong linlangin yung sarili mo,wrong grammar ako sabi mo? Eh ikaw na putang ina ka ni isang english word wla kng msabi eh.,at sa2bihin mong wrong grammar ako? I dont think you even know what “grammar” means! I just pitty u birdbrain! Just wanna incalcate on ur microscopical brain that i wasnt raised to just invent or to tailor some stories just to entertain the readers here, im not like you! BOBO! PIGHEAD,.BIRDBRAIN,MORON,U FUCKING RETARD. GET A LIFE U FUCKING ASSHOLE,. for sure isa lng e re2ply mo sa comment ko., “ay wrong grammar ka” e hanggang ganun lng alam mong sabihin sa sobrang KABOBOHAN MO TANG INA MO.ahe sori gnyan lng tlga ako ka nice sa mga taong este ANIMAL pla na tulad mo. :))

    Wednesday, 25 July, 2012″

    ————————-

    Tsk2! Kawawa ka naman! Ganito nalang gawin mo: gawa ng script or story na ni-rape ka ng tatay, lolo, tito, pinsan at kuya mo!

    The script has to be IN FLAWLESS ENGLISH! STOOOOOOPID! Hahahahahaha

  20. To SCRIPTWRITER / STORYTELLER / WRONG GRAMAR,

    The english language is VERY EASY TO LEARN! Try enrolling yourself in a class so that you’d get to see your mistakes, which happens to be NUMEROUS!

    Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    You may have gotten your point straight, but hopefully you get your tenses, subject-verb agreements correct. Nakakahiya ka kase!

    Magaling ka pa naman gumawa ng script/fictional story:

    “Anonymous said…
    Sarap tlga ni rafael rosel.,omg! One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,he had also had d chance to suck rafaels dick and he cant really cant get over it dahil sobrang sarap dw! Lucky fellaz buti pa sya.,mmmmm.,

    Sunday, 22 July, 2012″

    Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  21. This is what SCRIPTWRITER/STORY-TELLER and overall WRONG-GRAMMAR type-out or spelled a very EASY word:

    “incalcate” — INCALCATE????????

    Correction: INCULCATE!

    Tsk-tsk! Mali!!!!

    “microscopical” — MICROSCOPICAL??????

    Correction: MICROSCOPIC

    Tsk-tsk! Mali!!!!

    Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  22. I am addressing Anonymous (Wed, 25 July, 2012) who said…

    “Ai bakit may trying hard mag english d2? Hahaha.. Nakakatawa ipinagmamalaki pang nag eenglish cia kuno!! Wrong grammar ka naman teh..”

    Nakakahiya si STORYTELLER/SCRIPWRITER, noh? trying-hard nga talaga gumawa ng istorya at mag-english. Pati SPELLING MALI!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  23. Question:

    Sabi ni STORYTELLER/SCRIPTWRITER:

    discrete — DISCRETE??????? Mali!!!

    Correction: DISCREET

    Hahahahahaha! DISCRETE daw, oh!

  24. SCRIPTWRITER/STORYTELLER also spelled…

    pitty — PITTY?????? Mali

    Correction: Pity

    Tsk-tsk, trying-hard!!! Lol!!!

  25. MGA BAYOT DIRI PALAAWAY KAYAT NINYO TANAN:::MAG UNAY RA MO DINAUTAY UNTA MGA BAYOT MAGTINBANGAY KAY KAMO KAMO RA KAMO NA NOON MAGDINAUTAY SA USAG USA SAN GOD MONG MGA BAYOTA MO MURA MAN MO WAY MGA GRADO OY…..PAHUWAY MO TANAN DA LANG MO SA UWAN.

  26. ANGRY SCRIPTWRITER WROTE:

    Anonymous said…
    Sarap tlga ni rafael rosel.,omg! One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when
    he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,he had also had d chance to suck rafaels dick and
    he cant really cant get over it dahil sobrang sarap dw! Lucky fellaz buti pa sya.,mmmmm.,

    Sunday, 22 July, 2012

    1.WRONG:
    “one of my common friend once said…”
    CORRECT:
    one of my common friends once said…” (in this case, may “s” po dapat sa word na “friend”)
    2.WRONG:
    “discrete”
    CORRECT:
    discreet –nasabi na sayo to earlier ng isang beki dito. =)
    3.WRONG:
    “he cant really cant get over…”
    (REDUNDANT ANG “can’t”, teh. don’t you think?)
    SUGGESTION:
    “he cant really get over…” or “he really can’t get over…” CHOOSE one that pleases you, teh. =)
    But in fairness to you, i would like to think na it was just an honest typo error kaya nagdoble ang “cant”.

    i guess, patatawarin ko na yung “lucky fellaz” na dapat ay “lucky fella” lng (referring to one of your common friends,
    so singular lang dapat). since SLANG naman ang fella/fellas for fellow/fellows, i think wala ng grammar-grammar. =))

    HERE’S ONE MORE FROM THE ANGRY SCRIPTWRITER:

    “Anonymous said…
    Hey for the one who’s telling me that im a scriptwritter hell with yah u bitch! If u dont wanna believe such thing y dont
    u just fuckin shut your mouth u fagg! I didnt even told u to believe me,.and if u dont believe it i dont even give a damn.,
    and its not my prob anymore.

    Monday, 23 July, 2012″

    WRONG: “I didnt even told u…”
    CORRECTION: DAPAT “TELL” teh not “told”

    LESSON: sana bago magtaray to those who remarked na wrong grammar ka, you could have at least reviewed what you wrote
    to check if there were really grammar errors. Ayun nagtaray ka pa lalo at English ulit, nadagdagan pa tuloy lalo ang
    WRONG GRAMMAR! AYUN O, ang dami-dami ng nakita nila pero di ka pa din convinced. tsk, tsk and you managed to call them
    birdbrain,pighead, etc.? syempre idadamay mo na din ako sa mga birdbrain, pighead, etc. pag nabasa mo to. Ouch! Haha.

    BUT wait, baka nga you reviewed what you wrote but you still believed that nothing was wrong about it… πŸ™

  27. Magsasa magaling ka gagu e alam ko nmn na mgaling ka lng sa pagchupa sa burat ng ama mo., mas “OUCH” cguro yun.aha tnx nga pla sa pgreview mo ng comment ko,alam ko nmn ng hire ka pa ng private investigator at mga may doctorate degree major in english! Aha i do really appreciate it though.,applause 4 u.,whahaha

  28. “LESSON: sana bago magtaray to those who remarked na wrong grammar ka, you could have at least reviewed what you wrote
    to check if there were really grammar errors. Ayun nagtaray ka pa lalo at English ulit, nadagdagan pa tuloy lalo ang
    WRONG GRAMMAR! AYUN O, ang dami-dami ng nakita nila pero di ka pa din convinced. tsk, tsk and you managed to call them
    birdbrain,pighead, etc.? syempre idadamay mo na din ako sa mga birdbrain, pighead, etc. pag nabasa mo to. Ouch! Haha.

    BUT wait, baka nga you reviewed what you wrote but you still believed that nothing was wrong about it… πŸ™

    Saturday, 28 July, 2012″

    ——————-

    BRAVO!!! CLAP-CLAP! I do believe that IT reviewed what IT typed, yet saw no errors. Tanga kase ni SCRIPTWRITER/STORYTELLER!

  29. Nagpakatotoo si ANGRY at WRONG GRAMMAR na si SCRIPTWRITER/STORYTELLER:

    Anonymous said…
    Magsasa magaling ka gagu e alam ko nmn na mgaling ka lng sa pagchupa sa burat ng ama mo., mas “OUCH” cguro yun.aha tnx nga pla sa pgreview mo ng comment ko,alam ko nmn ng hire ka pa ng private investigator at mga may doctorate degree major in english! Aha i do really appreciate it though.,applause 4 u.,whahaha

    Sunday, 29 July, 2012
    —————————-

    There you go! Mag-tagalog ka nalang and leave english to your superiors!

    Mag-4some nalang kayo ng TATAY, LOLO at TITO mo nalang. hahahahahahahahahahaha!

  30. ANGRY and STUPID SCRIPTWRITER said:

    “private investigator” – ???????

    TANGA!!!

    Private Investigator – “is a person who can be hired by individuals or groups to undertake investigatory law services.”

    There you go again, SCRIPTWRITER! NOT THINKING!

  31. This is a democratic country and we have d freedom of speech so you dont have to tell me either which language ill be using u idiot! Just get the fuck off and mind ur own fucking business., πŸ˜› yeah ryt we can have 4some but you can always have group sex with ur whole clan,i know u do that. :)) haha anyway tnx 4 givibg me dis feeling of excitement to visit this site coz im havin fun throwing sweet and nice words 2 u., πŸ˜€

  32. Si ANGRY SCRIPTWRITER/STORYTELLER ay nag-reply uli:

    “Anonymous said…
    This is a democratic country and we have d freedom of speech so you dont have to tell me either which language ill be using u idiot! Just get the fuck off and mind ur own fucking business., πŸ˜› yeah ryt we can have 4some but you can always have group sex with ur whole clan,i know u do that. :)) haha anyway tnx 4 givibg me dis feeling of excitement to visit this site coz im havin fun throwing sweet and nice words 2 u., πŸ˜€

    Monday, 30 July, 2012″

    —————————–

    MALING GRAMMAR NA NAMAN!!!! Hopeless!

  33. Same comment k lang nman.,hayy nku.,nag rerewind ba yang kapiraso mong utak kayat paulit2 lamang yung sagot mo? Or its just your humble way pra sabihing sumusuko kna? Ahaha coz if ur waiting for me na sumuko it will just take u a lifetime.,aha i never,and will never ever give up on a god damn fight especially to you.,your just nothing.ahahahahahahaha

  34. Si SCRIPTWRITER/STORYTELLER na pa-INGLES na puro mali:

    “Anonymous said…
    Same comment k lang nman.,hayy nku.,nag rerewind ba yang kapiraso mong utak kayat paulit2 lamang yung sagot mo? Or its just your humble way pra sabihing sumusuko kna? Ahaha coz if ur waiting for me na sumuko it will just take u a lifetime.,aha i never,and will never ever give up on a god damn fight especially to you.,your just nothing.ahahahahahahaha

    Monday, 30 July, 2012

    —————————
    “Its just your humble way…” – ITS???? Tanga!!!

    IT’s DAPAT!!! TANGA!!! (ITS – denotes possession. IT’s – abbreviation of IT IS)

    Si Scriptwriter/Stroyteller na pa-Ingles na MALI!!! TANGA!!!

    “,aha i never,and will never ever give up on a god damn fight especially to you.,your just nothing.”

    “,aha” – Why did your sentence begin with a COMMA? TANGA!!!

    “your just…” – YOUR???? TANGA!!!! Dapat “YOU’RE” being short for “YOU ARE” TANGA!!!

    Example:

    Scriptwriter/Storyteller, you’re (YOU ARE) TANGA and an IDIOT! English 101 is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo easy! TANGA KA!!!

    Wahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  35. SCRIPTWRITER/STORYTELLER, please review this:

    “Sarap tlga ni rafael rosel.,omg! One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,he had also had d chance to suck rafaels dick and he cant really cant get over it dahil sobrang sarap dw! Lucky fellaz buti pa sya.,mmmmm.,”

    Worst FICTIONAL story ever!!! Wahahahahahahaha!

  36. Tanga kba? Maarte k lng pero bobo! Ahaha d b pwdng txt type lng? Gus2 mo pti apostrophe tlga e noh.,ahaha perfectionist k msyado pero d ka perfect,absolutely not! ahaha feeling mo mqgaling ka???? Gago mong baklang MACHAKAAAAAAAHH.,aha πŸ˜›

  37. Sabi ni ANGRY STORYTELLER/SCRIPTWRITER:

    “Anonymous said…
    Tanga kba? Maarte k lng pero bobo! Ahaha d b pwdng txt type lng? Gus2 mo pti apostrophe tlga e noh.,ahaha perfectionist k msyado pero d ka perfect,absolutely not! ahaha feeling mo mqgaling ka???? Gago mong baklang MACHAKAAAAAAAHH.,aha πŸ˜›

    Tuesday, 31 July, 2012″

    —————————
    Ganyan! Stick to the language you know best, TAGALOG! Stop making a fool of yourself by pretending to know how to speak, read, write and understand the english language.

    Tapos, kung gagawa ka man lang ng istorya, make it believable! Halatang FAKE kase! Like you! YOU’RE (not Your) a FAKE! Wahahahahahahahahaha!

    TANGA!!!

  38. Mas tanga ka ulul. Its not my problem anymore if u dont wanna believe it,atleast i know 4 myself n hindi ako inventor ng story and khit d man ako nka encounter nun atleast i know that it happened 4 real.,e ikaw my alam kng story???? Wala db? Coz isa kang mababang uri ng bakla! At never kng mgka2roon ng ganung encounter.aha i just feel sorry for u.mgchaga kna lng sa mga tambay at mga tricycle driver jan sa lugar nyo. :)) aim high kc Baklang bobong chaka. πŸ˜›

  39. Defensive SCRIPTWRITER/STORYTELLER:

    “Anonymous said…
    Mas tanga ka ulul. Its not my problem anymore if u dont wanna believe it,atleast i know 4 myself n hindi ako inventor ng story and khit d man ako nka encounter nun atleast i know that it happened 4 real.,e ikaw my alam kng story???? Wala db? Coz isa kang mababang uri ng bakla! At never kng mgka2roon ng ganung encounter.aha i just feel sorry for u.mgchaga kna lng sa mga tambay at mga tricycle driver jan sa lugar nyo. :)) aim high kc Baklang bobong chaka. :P”

    ————————–

    SCRIPTWRITER! STORYTELLER! (50x)

    PU-RO IM-BEN-TO!!!!

    EVERYBODY! LET’S GO OVER THIS FANCIFUL PIECE OF FICTION:

    “Sarap tlga ni rafael rosel.,omg! One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,he had also had d chance to suck rafaels dick and he cant really cant get over it dahil sobrang sarap dw! Lucky fellaz buti pa sya.,mmmmm.,”

    At kase naniwala sa “COMMON FRIEND” (TANGA) na kapwa storyteller/scriptwriter ay NAPAKALAKING TANGA NIYA! Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  40. Mas tanga ka gagu kc lumaki kang walang pinaniniwalaan.,so d nako mgtataka kung d ka maniniwalang TAO ka.ahaha cguro akla mo sa sarili mo na basura ka lang????? Ahaha kawawa si pinaka tanga.ahaha

  41. Hindi ako ksing gullible mo at tanga pra maniwala sa friend ko kung d totoo yun., gago ka d kita pinipilit maniwala,manahimik k nlng jan kung ayaw mong maniwala gago. πŸ˜›

  42. STUPID (TANGA) STORYTELLER/SCRPTWRITER:

    EVERYBODY! LET’S GO OVER THIS FANCIFUL PIECE OF FICTION:

    “Sarap tlga ni rafael rosel.,omg! One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,he had also had d chance to suck rafaels dick and he cant really cant get over it dahil sobrang sarap dw! Lucky fellaz buti pa sya.,mmmmm.,”

    At kase naniwala sa “COMMON FRIEND” (TANGA) na kapwa storyteller/scriptwriter ay NAPAKALAKING TANGA NIYA! Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    ————————-

    Now, sabi ni Storyteller aka TANGA:

    “Hindi ako ksing gullible mo at tanga pra maniwala sa friend ko kung d totoo yun., gago ka d kita pinipilit maniwala,manahimik k nlng jan kung ayaw mong maniwala gago. :P”

    Notice the MOST COMMON PHRASE USED BY STORYTELLERS, SCRIPTWRITERS and CLAIMANTS here in RD’s site:

    “d kita pinipilit maniwala,manahimik k nlng jan kung ayaw mong maniwala gago.”

    As always, si TANGA na anak ng mga TANGA na lahi ng mga TANGANG SCRIPTWRITERS & STORYTELLERS ay…

    TANGA!!! Wahahahahahahahahaha!

  43. Here goes SCRIPWRITER/STORYTELLER demonstrating ITS prowess with the english language:

    “Anonymous said…
    You just did prove yourself again and wasted time and didn’t get yourself busy on important things…”

    FLAWLESS…NOOOOOT!!!!

    TANGA!!!

  44. Keysa,nman sa Putang inang angkan nyo na saksakan ng bobo at inggiterang chaka.sana ikaw na ang huli sa lahi nyo! Ahaha at ikaw wala k lng msabi kya puro knalang qoute ng qoute sa mga comments ko.pinapakita mo lng na bobo at putang ina ka. πŸ˜€

  45. Angey Scriptwriter said:

    “Anonymous said…
    Keysa,nman sa Putang inang angkan nyo na saksakan ng bobo at inggiterang chaka.sana ikaw na ang huli sa lahi nyo! Ahaha at ikaw wala k lng msabi kya puro knalang qoute ng qoute sa mga comments ko.pinapakita mo lng na bobo at putang ina ka. :D”

    ————————

    Napikon na si Scriptwriter. Naku, baka mawalan siya ng trabaho kase trying hard masyado mag-ingles.

    Wahahahaha! TANGA KA, SCRIPTWRITER! 3 na kami nag-comments sa KABOBOHAN mo! But to be fair, magaling ka talaga GUMAWA NG ISTORYA! LOL!!!

    SIGE NGA, PROVE THAT THE “STORY” YOUR “COMMON FRIEND” TOLD YOU IS TRUE!

    HAHAHA! TANGA! TANGA! TANGA KA! LOL

    1. And sooo what kung tatlo kayo? What do you want me to do? C’mon tell me.,ahahaha BoBO,.BOBO,BOBO BOBO BOBO

  46. I dont even give a damn kung ilan pa kayo mg criticize sakin.,khit tawagin mo pa lhat ng bobong angkan mo., I myself dont have 2 prove anything to u. Yes i admit that i dont have any videos to post 2 support or 2 make u believe me.,but wala nmn cgurong policy d2 na mgshare ng story without any proof tanga ka?? Just be realistic.,kung ginagamit mo yung kapiranggot mong utak .,f ever meron man.,lol ikaw,f u are on that situation would u able na ma videohan pa yung scenario na yun knowing that nagsasamantala k lng and you’ll never know if bglang magising c raf?? Use your common sense,.hindi yung puro proof yung hinahanap mo gagong tang! Just come to think of it.,ohhh.,wel im sorry d k pla pwdng mag isip coz u dont have such.,ahaha

  47. Tingnan mo naman etong si TANGANG CLAIMANT! Pinagsabihan na siya na wag siyang gagawa ng istorya pero tuloy pa din:

    1) Defensive Statement #1:
    “I myself dont have 2 prove anything to u.”

    2) Defensive Statement #2:
    “Yes i admit that i dont have any videos to post 2 support or 2 make u believe me.,but wala nmn cgurong policy d2 na mgshare ng story without any proof” — Edi wag ka mag-post kung ayaw ka ma-criticize! TANGA! Wahahahahahahaha!

    3) “.,” – A period preceding a comma? TANGA!

    You are one, dumb, fake and obviously below-averaged income little faggie who has the need to post ITS (kaw yun, TANGA) fantasies online! LOL

  48. What we want you to do, Scripwriter, is to kill your family and kill yourself. Kase naman, palpak ka sa english and because of that, di ka na pwede magtrabaho sa showbiz or maging author. Di ka din tatanggapin sa corporate world coz palpak ka masyado sa grammar.

    Put yourself out of your misery! Lol

    Better yet, gawa ka ule ng CLAIMS at FICTIONAL STORIES ng mga “Common Friend” (TANGA) mo!

    Wahahahahahaha! TANGA! TANGA! TANGA!

  49. Woww! IKAW YUNG MALAKING TANGA.,.AHAHA It’s just d way i end my text., “.,” tanga! Tsaka wala kng krapatan n pgbawalan akong mgcomment dito Gago! Bkit blog mo to teh? Blog mo???? Ahaha ikaw walang krapatang kwestyonin ako Looooseerrr! Ahaha

  50. Whoa! May pgka psychotic and u do have this killer tendency.,ahaha you have to cure that teh before it gets worse.. y dont u consult a psychiatrist instead of wasting your time sa mga walang kwentang bagay na ginagawa mo.aha coz it doesn’t really makes sense.. much better if u can be a productive citizen of this country. Bawasan mo na ang mga nasa listahan ng mga Bobo at tanga sa mundo., top 1 kpa nman sa list. Ahahahaha Truth hurts right?? ROFL. mgpakayaman k kc para d ka lng ngmamarunong jan at nakanganga at walang mgawa kundi mg abang ng mga horny stories and pictures ng mga models and actors. For atleast pg may pera kana khit chaka ka you can then hire them..ok need not to worry khit gnyan ka i’ll include u to my prayers., :)) pero pagaling ka muna ahh..xmpre how can u have a good job if u r not mentally fit,right?? Just a friendly advice..:D

    1. HAHA! oo nga girl tama ka dyan hayaan mo kung ayaw nya maniwala sayo. Inggit lang sayo nyan. Ngayon ba nagki2ta pa yung friend and yang actor na yan? Swerte naman.

  51. Dami mo pang sat-sat, Scriptwriter!

    “That is how I end my sentences with a ‘,.'” – TANGA! Edi umamin ka na trying-hard ka sa english!

    Tama na sat-sat! Gawa ka nalang ng bagong STORY dito para pagtawanan ka namen! Lol!!!

    Wahahahahahahahahaha

  52. Tangang Scriptwriter,

    Stop arguing and come up with another fictional STORY of yours para we could all have some laughs here with your atrocious grammar and claims!

    Wahahahahahahaha! Tanga!!!!

  53. Ahaha ako trying hard? Excuuusse me teh..kumpara sa kabobohan mo gaga. Anyway i cant even see any comparison between the 2 of us,coz i know i’m too much better from u. In short d tayo mgka level at d ako utak butiking puro pantasya lang ang kayang gawin. At tang ina mo wag mo nga ako mautusan na tumigil! How dare u gago mo. Buti pa ikaw ang tumigil dahil d ka mananalo ok? Puritang chakang bakla. PWEEHHH!

  54. Mga sisterets itigil nyo na yan pls. At ikaw namang bakla kang kumekwestyon sa story ni atche bkit d kna lang ksi manahimik dyan. Edi kung ayaw mo mniwala sa kanya edi wag ka! Wala nmn cguro sinabi si RD na pg ngshare k ng kwento d2 dpat may proof dba??? Sentido comon sister. D nmn sa pinapanigan ko si ate na cnsabi mong scriptwriter pero ikaw kc ang mali .! For sure part of it is inggit. :))

  55. To TANGANG SCRIPTWRITER, once again:

    Dami mo pang sat-sat, Scriptwriter!

    “That is how I end my sentences with a ‘,.'” – TANGA! Edi umamin ka na trying-hard ka sa english!

    Tama na sat-sat! Gawa ka nalang ng bagong STORY dito para pagtawanan ka namen! Lol!!!

    Wahahahahahahahahaha! Tama na, OK?

    TRYING-HARD (20x)
    TANGA (20x)
    “I did not told you.” (20x)
    “Common friend” (20x)
    numerous mistakes in grammar and punctuations (100x)

    Kaya, TANGANG SCRIPTWRITER, TAMA NA! (1000x) wahahahahahahahaha

    To Anonymous Saturday, 04 August, 2012,

    Walang halong inggit whatsoever ako. I just find it so very absurd sa mga CLAIMANTS, SCRIPTWRITERS at STORYTELLERS katulad ni TANGA!

    Eto, basahin mo: “Sarap tlga ni rafael rosel.,omg! One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,he had also had d chance to suck rafaels dick and he cant really cant get over it dahil sobrang sarap dw! Lucky fellaz buti pa sya.,mmmmm.,”

    1) FAKE
    2) WALANG PROOF
    3) MALING GRAMMAR (to the MAX)
    4) TANGA

    Ang tawag sa mga ganyan kase mga KSP or “Attention-Seekers”. Well, I gave it (TANGANG SCRIPTWRITER) the attention it needed. Lol! Kawawa kase! Sana naman madinig naten yung side ni “common friend” niya! Hahahahahahahahaha!

  56. Tangang Scriptwriter,

    STOP arguing and come up with another fictional STORY of yours para we could all have some laughs here with your atrocious grammar and claims!

    Wahahahahahahaha! Tanga!!!!

    STOP NA!!! LOL

  57. Ayyyy ang TANGANG Bobo talaga nito oh…ahahaha “common friend” is that new to you? lol i dont doubt about that.:)) Belonging or relating equally, or similarly, to more than one; as, you and I have a common interest in the property. cge tagalugin ko baka you’re not familiar sa ibang words sa definition nung cmmon friend. ibig sabihin nun chakang baklang ilusyunada e d ko tlga friend originally yung bi na nka molestya kay raf ay friend nung childhood friend ko from makati and i was just also introduce sa kanya kaya nging ko dn syang kaibigan,so that’s what you call common friend!! TANGA!! ahaha now u know na what does “Common Friend” means..HAHAHA Ang lakas mo lang kcng MAGMARUNONG teh..PAHIYA Ka noh?!!!! okay lang yan.expect ko nman lagi nangya2ri sayo yan. and alam ko sanay kana dn. at tsaka HeLloooo!!! ako seeking for attention? well i dont need to seek for it..it’s always being given to me effortless kung sino man ang madaanan ko. sori d kc ako chakang kamukha mo..ikaw kc mukhang PAA.ahaha SIge ilaban mo pa yang katangahan mo..i prove mo saken na hindi ka ganun KATANGANG,KATANGANG,KATANGANG,KATANGANG,KATANGA. :))))

  58. Hay naku etong si TANGANG SCRIPTWRITER!

    Mukhang di nakakaintindi. Well, understandable so here we go…

    Tangang Scriptwriter,

    STOP arguing and come up with another fictional STORY of yours para we could all have some laughs here with your atrocious grammar and claims!

    Wahahahahahahaha! Tanga!!!!

    STOP NA AND GAWA KA NG BAGONG STORY!!! FLAWLESS ENGLISH, HA? LOL

    New Mistakes:

    1) “I don’t doubt about that.” – TANGA

    2) “One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,” – TANGA

    Read ITS explanation when it was pretty obvious that ITS typed it out-of-context:

    ” ibig sabihin nun chakang baklang ilusyunada e d ko tlga friend originally yung bi na nka molestya kay raf ay friend nung childhood friend ko from makati and i was just also introduce sa kanya kaya nging ko dn syang kaibigan,so that’s what you call common friend!! TANGA!! ahaha now u know na what does “Common Friend” means..”

    We’re all laughing like crazy over here with what this STUPID SCRIPTWRITER is saying, thinking and typing-out. Halatang di talaga marunong.

    Kaya tama na sa pagre-reply since tanga ka talaga.

    Be the clown that you are by coming up with your fake stories. Idamay mo na din yung “common friend” mo! Lol!

    3) “I did not told u” – WAHAHAHA! TANGA SIYA!

    4) “.,” – It uses these to end a sentence. Wahahaha! TANGA KA!

    Sigh! Iba na talaga pag-ignorante ang isang tao katulad ni TANGANG SCRIPTWRITER!

    Kaya tama na sa pagre-reply since tanga ka talaga.

    Be the clown that you are by coming up with your fake stories. Idamay mo na din yung “common friend” mo! Lol!

  59. I wouldn’t be amazed by your non sense and always being repeated comments. :)) use your mind not your “copy and paste” over and over again. You mentioned you are all laughing? TANGA ! E ikaw lng nmn mag isang tumatawa,coz ur fucking insane. Lol and by d way i just cant resist to comment back. Sorry! :))))))))

  60. TANGANG SCRIPTWRITER,

    Stop ka na mag-comment. Ki ka ba nahihiya at 3 na kami sa isang thread yung nag-lambast sayo? (Did you understand ‘thread’ and ‘lambast’?)

    Anyway, thank you for correcting my earlier statement of calling you a KAMBING. Sabi mo dati “kalabaw english”. Grabe naman yung putangina mong nanany at kalabaw pinatulan???!!! Wahahahahahaha!

    YOU ARE A TANGANG KALABAW na SCRIPTWRITER!!! Wahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  61. TANGANG KALABAW na SCRIPTWRITER:

    Do these look/sound familiar:

    “One of my common friend…”

    “was molested by my discrete friend”

    “and he cant really cant get over it”

    “I didnt even told u to believe me,”

    Wahahahahahahahaha! Si TANGANG KALABAW na SCRIPTWRITER whose PUTANGINANG NANAY ay nagpaKANTOT sa isang totoong KALABAW! Wahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    End result, isang TANGANG KALABAW na SCRIPTWRITER and STORYTELLER!!!

    Wahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  62. AHAHA the way you answered my last comment it seems that nasapul ka sa mukha at napahiya kaya d mo na nakaya pang mag icp kya walang kwenta nlng yung response mo noh?? Ahaha baklang COPY PASTE! and oo nga pla try to read all the comments not only with this post but with the other post.,i’ve seen your comments there at nagki criticize ka dn dun but in d end ikaw yung na criticize! SHAME on you, d ka nahihiya at ikaw ang maraming antagonist dito? You are fighting with a fight that is NONSENSE. WHICH BEST DESCRIBES U!

  63. Nagkamali ka dun TANGANG KALABAW na SCRIPTWRITER!

    I am not the one who looks down on call-center agents! Mali ka na naman at napaka TANGA mo TANGANG SCRIPTWRITER na KALABAW ka! “Sampal sa mukha”, you say? Di kaya!

    Pero, mas-ok yan kesa maging isang TANGANG KALABAW na SCRIPTWRITER katulad mo dahil yung PUTANGINANG NANAY mo nakipagtalik sa isang KALABAW! Wahahahahahahahaha!

    Oh, wag ka mapikon! English, ha? Flawless-english dapat isagot mo! Wahahahahahahaha! And come up with new stories, TANGANG KALABAW na SCRIPTWRITER! Lol

  64. Naubos na ata ang mga naipon mong mga coins na kaytagal tagal mong inipon at pinamba2yad mo sa net cafe kya d kna ngrespond sa mga comment ko..ahaha mgbago kna kasi..wala kng mapapala sa kagaspangan ng yong ugali. At tsaka pra nman hindi ma blame yung parents mo na hndi k npalaki ng tama at may breeding.. having some breeding doesn’t mean you’re fantastic in speaking any foreign language either going to a prestigious school .,instead you can act or do the right things which are proper.

  65. 1) “Anonymous said…
    Whoa..! At kelan pa naging flawless yung english mo teh?? San banda?? Paki highlight. :P”

    – HIGHLIGHT mo pwet mo para alam nung tatay mo kung san niya ipapasok titi niya! LOL!!!

    2) “Anonymous said…
    Naubos na ata ang mga naipon mong mga coins na kaytagal tagal mong inipon at pinamba2yad mo sa net cafe kya d kna ngrespond sa mga comment ko..ahaha mgbago kna kasi..wala kng mapapala sa kagaspangan ng yong ugali. At tsaka pra nman hindi ma blame yung parents mo na hndi k npalaki ng tama at may breeding.. having some breeding doesn’t mean you’re fantastic in speaking any foreign language either going to a prestigious school .,instead you can act or do the right things which are proper.”

    – TANGA! I waited for you to gain access to some computer terminal kasi sigurado kasama ka sa mga evacuees nung baha! TANGA! You still haven’t learned anything at pati punctuations mo mali padin! TANGA!

    Hay, nako! TANGA KA PA DIN!!!

  66. I will not explain again the way i use panctuations, i dont wanna repeat over and over again. Sabi nga nila matapos ka man mg explain ng paulit ulit sa Bobo at taNga wala ka dn mapapala.. even if it will take a lifetime,…at ayun Tama nga d mo tlga ma gets. Try to research more rebuttals my friend. :)) duhh? Mghintay ng open net cafe? I know it takes a while before ka nkakita..kya cguro d k nkpag online kaagad no? Hayy nku.. cge remove ko nlang password nung Wifi nmin pra nman d k ngchachaga sa per hour na pgrent mo..aha kaya lang i doubt lung meron kng i koconnect na gadget like phone or laptop sa connection nmin??? Ahaha baka you’re still using the epic phone na 3210. D nga pwd yun bakla.ahaha

  67. 1) “panctuations” — TANGA!!!
    PUNCTUATIONS

    2) “i dont wanna repeat over and over again” – TANGA!!! Redundant ka sa statement, TANGA!!!
    I DON’T WANT TO REPEAT MYSELF EVER

    3) “i doubt lung meron” – TANGA!!! Anong LUNG??!! TANGA!!!

    Nagtataray ka eh daming maili pa din! TANGA!!! Di natututo ang isang totoong TANGA tulad mo! English and Tagalog, TANGA kapa din! Why don’t you do some research on PROPER PUNCTUATION coz to claim that ending your sentences with “.,” to be correct…NAKO AT NAPAKATANGANG TANGA MO!

    TANGA!!! LOL

    1. AHAHAHA! as i mentioned and stated from my previous comments..grammar can be easily corrected but you?? Till d day that u die (hope sooner) :)) wala ng pag asa! Ksi nman your parents didn’t raised you well? Or it’s just that they’d gave up on you coz you’re a mistake already from the start that your mom had conceived on you. :'(( pitty much. Ahahaha Awa nmn ako sayo Friend.aha o ayan i called u friend so that even just for once you’ve experienced someone calling u such…ahaha

  68. MAili?? Aha tanga ka dn.o ayan since lahat ng mistyped words kinokorek mo let me do the same as well.pti punctuation marks pinopoint mo…english subject or exam ba toh teh?? Ahaha d k man pwd mging teacher if ever. BOBO ka at the same time magaspang ang ugali mo. Di ka napalaki ng tama kya d ka maaaring mging mgandang ehemplo sa mga kabataan.ahahaha

  69. mo..english subject ba toh teh? D k man pwd mging teacher kc msyado magaspang mukha at pag uugali mo d mgandang ehemplo sa mga kabataan. Since wala k nmang pera mgtyaga kna muna sa nkasanayan mong sa mga kapwa aso mo kna muna mkpgsex.lol

  70. Hay nako si NAPAKATANGANG SCRIPTWRITER!

    MALING ENGLISH GRAMMAR as usual at “DI AFFECTED” daw sa mga “FOWL” words ko.

    If that’s the case, why’re you still replying to my comments, Kalabaw? Lol!!! I’ll tell you why! Because I and several others knew that you are such CLAIMANT!

    Example:

    “Sarap tlga ni rafael rosel.,omg! One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,he had also had d chance to suck rafaels dick and he cant really cant get over it dahil sobrang sarap dw! Lucky fellaz buti pa sya.,mmmmm.,”

    I rest my case!

    Napakatangang Tangang Kalabaw ka!!! LOL!!!!

    Oh, yan! Reply ka ule sa KALABAW ENGLISH mo, ha? LOL!!! We’re all enjoying your “MASTERY” of the english language! “Can be corrected” daw, oh! In your case, hopeless!

    LOL!!!

  71. TANGANG KALABAW na SCRIPTWRITER:

    “pitty”???!!! — TANGA!!!

    PITY – isang T lang as in TANGA at TANGINANG nanay mo na nakipagkanToT sa isang kalabaw!

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

  72. Aha simple lang ang sagot sa tanong mo kung bkit ako ngrespond sa mga comments mo..kc ngeenjoy ako. :)) sarap mong pikunin at gus2 ko e point sayo na di ka napalaki ng tama ng mga magulang mo..pra atleast alam mo.and pra ma realize mo na ang bobo d pwd mgmarunong.aha

  73. Ayan na naman si TANGANG KALABAW na SCRIPTWRITER> Assuming na “napipikon” ako. Lol!

    On the contrary, kaw nga napikon samin kasi pinagsabihan ka namen to stop commenting na kase nakakahiya mga sagot mo. Lalo na pag nag-KALABAW ENGLISH ka. Wahahahahahahahaha!

    DA BEST talaga etong work-of-fiction mo:

    “Sarap tlga ni rafael rosel.,omg! One of my common friend once said that they had some drinks with rafael then when he got drunk he was molested by my discrete friend at d lang yun.,he had also had d chance to suck rafaels dick and he cant really cant get over it dahil sobrang sarap dw! Lucky fellaz buti pa sya.,mmmmm.,”

    SO FAKE! LOL!!!!

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