Imagine three full-grown, big and burly men dancing furiously. These are the Cookies ‘N Cream, a sexy group formed among the ranks of the Philippine Volcanoes team. The three – Andrew Wolff, Eric Tai and Chris Everingham – performed [and won!] at TV5’s Talentadong Pinoy last weekend. Somehow, I’m reminded of Transformer’s Devastator, a massive mechanoid comprised of several Constructicons, with giant wrecking balls meant to resemble testicles. Just saying. Tee-hee.