Hypohetical question: If 21-year-old Kian Reza Kazemi puts that freakin’ thorny rose down there, in his penis, and suddenly throws it [the flower] at you, what will you do? Hurl back the rose and shout invectives? Eat the rose, simulating oral pleasure? Preserve the rose inside the pages of a big book when you get home? Because at that show last Friday, the Filipino-Persian model-actor was actually shuffling that flower in his privates, much to the delight of the people watching that night. Darn!