Remember Joshua Pacquiao, the cute guy with the mean surname? I just remembered him because apparently he’s not included in the list of Cosmopolitan [Phils] magazine’s 69 hot and naughty bachelors. Surely he has some famous stock [surname packs a wallop!] and looks [adorable] and body [hawt!]. His good friend Mark John Sellado‘s in the pack. So now I’m wondering out loud – why is Pacquiao not in this year’s selection?