62 thoughts on “Lazy-Ass Tuesday”

    1. SI KUYANG NKAUPO SA INODORO. BOW.

      Si kuyang nakaupo
      sa inodoro nag nyelfie..
      kahit langhap ang amoy ng tae
      basta mkapagpa-cute sa nyelfie-nyelfie..

      si kuyang nkaupo
      sa inodoro nagishmayl ishmayl
      habang tumatae
      hawak ang nyelfon para ipangpunas sa butas..

      hanu ba kayung mga millenials
      sira ulo ba tlga kau?
      katulad ng si kuya
      na nakaupo sa inodoro.

      SI KUYA, AMOY BAHO. BOW.

  1. Well, handsome boys can do no wrong! Divah, kung dumaan ng malapitan sa harap ng fez mwoh ang pwais at mabahong hubad na tumbong ni Jeff Langan, Chris Banchero o Pietro Boselli sa gym locker.. imbis na mandiri kah ay lalanghapin mo fah ang sexy-baho manstink divah? Pero kung isang ordinary nerdy chubby guy ang dadaan nang hubad, pipigilan mo ang hininga moh at pipikit ng bongga dahil sa diri! The world is unfair, baby… but “it is how it is” ika nga ni Mariah Carey nung sumemplang ang vocals niyah sa New Year Show! Hihihi! PRAK! Ay, so to answer RDs question… Yes, I find this photo hot! Singhutin ko pah ang simuy ng hangin sa CR na yan eh, hahaha! PRAK! PRAK!

    1. Korek! Teh medyo hot pa naman nang light. Hahaha pero kung ordinary o pangit na tao ang gumawa niyan nakaka diri. Sarap parausan at kantutin ng hard lang tong si kenneth eh pero as a person nakaka turn off sobrang ggs na.

      1. Oh bitch, please! And here you go using hashtags to make your working-class self look up to date and trendy! At least, I’m ONLY acting low class for the humor of it. I HAVE a choice, because I’m up here, so I can go down and party with the ordinary folks like Rose in Titanic. As for you… the more you try to climb up the golden flagpole, the more you slip down because of your greasy disgusting hands that keep oiling up because of your manual labor! So just fuck off and stop arguing with GODDESSES like me! And yeah, one more thing… PRAK!!!!

          1. Then get out of your “Anonymous” facade and fight me! At least ako, I use my real name, Gumamela Star! PRAK!

          2. Hey! “Hashtag : Pretentious” says the ugly fag while waiting for his carpool uber ride for his night shift job! Working in the wee hours of the night just to make ends meet! While here I am, traveling, spending and composing silly comments in RDdantes using an array of personas with varying degrees of craziness just for my own pleasure! Well, if I want to talk like Gumamelastar, I’ll FUCKIN’ talk like Gumamelastar so shut up and bend over so I can use your head as an ashtray!
            Oh, before I forget….
            PRAK!!!

            1. Eto na naman yung j-low na puro jeje words like “PRAK”. Paulit-ulit lang talaga.

              #Tsk3
              #SMH
              #Pretentious
              #Claimant
              #Dreaming
              #PRAKsoJologs

              1. Aba! At buhay ka pa? Pinugutan na kita ng juloh kanina ah! Mga masasamang damo nga naman talaga! Anyway, living in this world with a face as ugly as yours is punishment enough. Spending eternity in hell is probably even better than what you are experiencing right now with that fuckin’ ugly face of yours! Naku, kinginah, nawawala ang poise kwoh dahil sa kapangitan moh, leche kah! Chamomile!!! CHAMOMILE!!!! INDAY!!!!!! San na ang Chamomile tea kwoh?!? Inaatake nanaman ako ng nerbyos dahil sa puke ng inang mukha ng Anonymous na itwoh! Hay, buti nalang naagapan! San na ba akwoh? Hay, leche, maka log out nalang muna’t baka maalala ko nanaman kung gano ka kapangit! Oh… oh my…. wait, what just happened? OMG, I’m back! But ok, I gotta rest my eyes and mind before I flip again because of this fuckin’ tryin’ hard middle class jerkoff, Anonymous! Well, here’s wishing for the bedbugs to bite you! PRAK!

            2. Blah! Blah! Blah! lang si Bahong Gumamela Starfish.

              Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

              #Tsk3
              #SMH
              #Pretentious
              #Claimant
              #Dreaming
              #PRAKsoJologs

              1. #Tsk3 – Baka ibig mong sabihin ay #PRAK3 puki ng ina kah! PRAK!

                #SMH – Sana Mamatay HANONYMOUS : Hinanonymous ko na’t baka taga Pampanga ka pa at di mo alam bigkasin ang Anonymous, leche kah! PRAK!

                #Pretentious – Huh? Bakit akwoh pretentious? I never pretended to like or respect you? PRAK!

                #Claimant – Puke ng inah, what did I claim? Well, aside from hatred towards you (which I’m sure the whole world has for you, so hindi counted yan) wala akong kini-claim na hindi totoo, HINDOT KAH! PRAK!

                #Dreaming – yes, it’s true, I’M DREAMING OF ALL THE CREATIVE, SADISTIC & ELABORATE WAYS TO SKIN YOU ALIVE! PRAK!

                #PRAKsoJologs – PRAK is EVERYTHING, so kasama na nga ang Jologs sa scope niya, gaya ng kasama din ang FABULOUS, FANTASTIC at… FUCK YOU! PRAK!

                1. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz si Mabahong Gumamela Starfish!

                  #Tsk3
                  #SMH
                  #Pretentious
                  #Claimant
                  #Dreaming
                  #PRAKsoJologs
                  #LengthyResponse

    2. Hmm i will never find toilet pics hot 😕 kahit si Pietro pa yan.. Taasan naman onti standards gurl

      PS I freakin love my Pietro. But toilet pics are a NO.

  2. Sagad cguro magjakol toh…sabay sabay pa cguro sila ng mga kapwa niya baes…willing ako maging viewer ng jakol session nila

  3. KEN?!

    Talaga? Wow! Just…wow.

    You’re right, Madam RD. Speechless ako dito.

    “A picture is worth a thousand words.”

    As in, really. Or as the saying goes. Ay, tomo po bo tung saying?

    Well, in this case (or in his case, rather), this picture is worth only one word. LOL

  4. Favorite ko ang scat categories sa gay porn. Kaya benta sakin ang mga ganito. Kanya kanyang trip lang yan.

  5. Pang-pito na atang nude selfie toh, too uncanny lagi sa cr… Panay semplang naman ang ending like one time na di nia na-flush ung “shit” nia at kuhang-kuha toh sa picture/frame… pati underwear brand semplang, sana next time y not consider wearing classy or known jockey brands (kahit di expensive) jologs mga undies nito haaaist 🙃

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