The Boy

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Oh, you won’t hear it from me, all those stories about the casting couch and racy stuff. Today, David Licauco is the struggling actor, model and 2014 Mr. Chinatown first runner-up. He’s breaking into showbiz, and sometimes, it’s enough that one has a pretty face and bangin’ bod. Those two attributes will get you anywhere in show business.

72 thoughts on “The Boy”

    1. You’re the exact opposite, PP:

      1) You’ll NEVER HAVE what it takes to be famous.
      2) Your face is SHIT.
      3) Your bod is SHITTER.
      4) And he has a bulge which you would never be able to see since you’re a eunuch.

      You understand, PP?

        1. Oo nga, he should be nice! Grabe, nowadays, dapat nice talaga the people! No trash talking or bashing! Love, love, love! <3

      1. Anonymous says:
        May 16, 2016 at 7:37 am

        You’re the exact opposite, PP:

        1) You’ll NEVER HAVE what it takes to be famous.
        2) Your face is SHIT.
        3) Your bod is SHITTER.
        4) And he has a bulge which you would never be able to see since you’re a eunuch.

        You understand, PP?

        ——————————–

        OMG, your attempt at being a bitch is such an epic fail! I can see through your words and all I see is a skinny faggot in glasses wearing tight pants, trying hard to look like a New York fashion student but looking very F.O.B.!

        This is how it is really done, baby!

        1) You can’t sit with us on our table, so that pretty much ends your dreams of even being half famous, you trying hard shit head!
        2) Your face? What face?
        3) An entire Ethiopian community can build a city over your fuckin’ fat body and have enough space for their livestock!
        4) What kind of crazy fuck reaffirms his intellect by using stupid terms like “Eunuch”? Who doesn’t know what a Eunuch is nowadays? There’s a fuckin Eunuch in every corner of this God forsaken Country which by now is probably the gayest country in Asia! But I’m sure you can never be a Eunuch even if you wanted to because your Penis is too small to castrate! Micro Scissors haven’t been invented yet! So shut the fuck up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UP!!!! STOP IT! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

          1. He is not my friend and neither are you! None of you are rich enough to hang out with me. I just wanted to diss you by pretending to defend that fuckin’ loser! The more I communicate with you, the more I get a picture of how gay and pretentious you are! I can almost hear your disgusting speaking voice and your embarrassing accent! Get a girlfriend you fuckin’ prissy faggot! I’m sure everyone bullies you in high school, college and even in your office space. I’m glad they do, because bullying someone like you is the right thing to do in life! Those bullies will lose their jobs though because I’m taking over! I’m tracking you down and moving in to a place near you so I can make life hell for you! BAKLA!

          2. O, how did you find time to respond? Diba you are supposed to be cleaning the shoes of your amo? Hey, you are not supposed to leave the workplace until your amo tells you so! I’m totally making you sumbong right now! And they will throw you into the dungeon where you belong! Atchay! Ugly! BAKLA!

          3. Really? The mere fact that you always reply means I am affecting you. You could have merely ignored me. Too late to ignore me now. If you do, it would be obvious that you just did to make me feel that this last comment didn’t hit you hard, you cheap trying hard fag! Besides, the mere fact you are a fag already puts you on a losing end next to me! I’m a girl, a very mean girl! It simply gives me pleasure infuriating losers like you! Sige, let’s how you can argue with me now! But then again, it’s early morning, so you are still working your blue collar job, so it’s bawal to use your Nokia to check the net. It’s fine, you can always spare a few bucks on the Cyber Cafe’ after your work, Or maybe you need the cash to commute? Whatever! Why am I even telling you how to manage your finances? You don’t have enough to manage nga pala!

          4. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn! You must be either STUPID or DEPRIVED OF ATTENTION!

            TL:DR! SHOO, YOU BUG! (fag bug) Wahahahahahahahahaha

          5. I have too much time on my hands because I don’t need to work! I have enough allowance to hire someone to kidnap and kill you and send over a doctor to revive you so that I can kill you again! I’m not deprived of attention either! I have more friends than you have strands of dry unhealthy hair on your head (and that IS a lot, because you are not healthy, you have AIDS). I just enjoy messing with you, that’s it, hahaha!

  1. ang sarrap nya! he bacame my crush when he won first runner up sa mr. chinatown 2014. parang ang linis at ang bango ng katawan nya!

    1. Ito ang comment na nagje generalize. Bakit Ilang titi ng Chinese na ba ang nakita mo at expert ka na?

      1. hay nakwoh, kaya lang niya nasasabi yan ay dahil kada may makita siyang chinese na nakahubad, umuurong ang tite at bayag ng chinese dahil sa nerbyos at diri gawa ng kapangitan ng lintik na anonymous na yan! PRAK!

  2. Naging BF ko sya for 1year. masarap sya at haaaay! nag se sex pa rin kami until now. kaenes!

  3. Kawawa naman yang batang yan. Kung sino sino nakikita kong bakla na kasama nyan. May komedyante, may blogger, may matandang direktor etc. it just shows how eager he is to carve his niche in showbiz, he’ll do whatever it takes.

  4. Hmm mukhang malibog na bata! LOL
    Pabook nga ba sya or imbento na naman ng mga beking walang magawa sa parlor???

  5. Mahal ha! I tried inquiring and yung bugaloo quoted 50k para namang ginto tamod nyan juice ko!!!

  6. Masarap nga naman molestyahin ang isang to, mukhang tatanga tanga and he’ll do everything hahahhaa

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