As The Joker would love to say, Why So Serious? Awww, Piolo don’t be sad. You have a career going on for you. ABS-CBN loves you because they haven’t found the next leading man yet in their backlot. That Gerald Anderson guy is still too young. And Jaunty Jericho, Dashing Diether and Shy Sam, or even Delectable Derek have no match to your stellar power. Don’t mind the ugly talk, back-fence talk about, you know, the-issue-that-never-dies. Maybe, if you put up a charity – one that’s serious and not just lip-service charity to help the needy and under-privileged, people will see your good heart and totally forget the fact that you are not exactly having girlfriends of the romantic variety. I’m just thinking out loud.