Boyband João

Nineteen-year-old João Constancia is keeping it warm and toasty this side of the pond, with his shirtless photo on Boxing Day. The newest member of the boy band is showing a lot of promise, as one of the more popular boys in the group.  He may be  far too young for some tastes, but he’s perfectly fine for me, if you ask me.

86 thoughts on “Boyband João”

    1. mga momshies, i heard baklush din poh sha like ush.. wag na mag day dreams he can do all the way pa nga raw including shing and dansh….

    1. no.. baklita to the highest level.. with proofs from a bi male friend of mine.. what we fantasize about him is what he fantasizes about gorgeous hunks like me

      1. Ikaw ang moron. Overrated, dahil nanalo, na hindi naman dapat. Sabi ng iba, fresh siya. Overrated kasi hindi siya fresh. Di na mabilang ang mga baklang nakatikim na sa kaniya. Sabi ng iba, pogi siya. Overrated siya kasi di naman siya guwapo sa paningin ng iba. Eh, sino ngayon ang Gaga at TONTA, ha, Bayot? HahahaHahaha!

          1. At ikaw pinakatonta! Di hamak na walang may gusto dun sa iniidolo mong baklang galisin ka! Si Joao mas tinitilian gaga! Yung tristan waley pumapansin!

      1. You’re an idiot, Baklang bitter! Siguro iniwan ka ng bakulaw mong bf, kasi wala ka ng panggastos sa kaniya. HahahaHahaha!

  1. Me nakita akong smiling pic nya online, ang lapad talaga, from ear to ear ala J. Roberts.

    Mukhang magaling ito chumupa.

    Pati bayag kaya nyang lunukin ng sabay:)

    1. Oo naman acheng. Malapad ang smile nya. May potential ang oral skills ng batang ito. Baka matalbog ang prowess ni Linda Lovelace at Monica Lewinsky sa kakayahan niya in the future. *biglang post si Kiray dito mamya.

  2. I saw the original photo of this in Instagram, RD. At may babae sa likod nya na nakahawak sa body nya. Infairness, ang galing ng pagka edit mo RD ha? hahahaha 💕

    1. What’s wrong of being indio? In fact, I like Indio! Indio means Indo-Malay in Spanish. That’s the exact term refers to the Filipinos who have no foreign and negrito blood at all.

      If I’m racist, surely I will be more racist to all Filipinos who have foreign blood, especially those who have European descent.

      1. Indio is a derogatory word used by the Spaniards during their colonization of the Philippines. I deduce you’re not a Filipino, because you have no clue about their history and you’re condescending and patronizing towards them.

        1. Yeah, you deduce me as not a Filipino but WHY YOU KEEP SPEAKING TAGALOG DESPITE THAT I CANNOT UNDERSTAND TAGALOG, HUH?! Your persistince to speak Tagalog and YOUR BEING A ENGLISH GRAMNAR NAZI are the reasons why I prefer to speak in my native language only!
          Is Indio pure-blood Filipino, right? I met randomly the Filipinos of no foreign and negrito descent blood at all which I call them “Indio” but they never feel offended! If the Indio is wrong (For you only) what is the right term for those kind of Filipinos? A ver!

            1. When?

              This!
              Karelin says:
              December 25, 2016 at 6:00 pm
              Good! That naked photos of him is a karma against him. He finds money from gay for sex, the result,his naked photo viewed here with his dick photos.

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              Anonymous says:
              December 25, 2016 at 6:33 pm
              Ano daw?

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              Anonymous says:
              December 25, 2016 at 6:38 pm
              Chamorro English yan iha. Siya lang makaintindi sa sarili nya

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              Melayu says:
              December 26, 2016 at 10:38 am
              How pathetic are you. You talk to yourself. Only you have mental illness.

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              Anonymous says:
              December 26, 2016 at 9:13 am
              Wag mo nang tangkain untindihin yan, sasakit lang ulo.

              Reply

            2. From “A show of a hand”
              Karelin says:
              December 24, 2016 at 12:04 pm
              Who is that boy on JV Ramos’ left side? He is my the ideal boy I really like because he is hairless on his both legs. Yahu madaña gue’ gi akaun facebook-hu kumu na atungo’hu.

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              Anonymous says:
              December 24, 2016 at 9:21 pm
              ” He is my the ideal boy I really like because he is hairless on his both legs”

              Bobo ka talaga mag Ingles desperada at fileengerang bakla ka. May gana ka pang pumutak na mag salitang Ingles ang mga tao dito.

            3. From “The Geniston”!

              Karelin says:
              December 16, 2016 at 4:28 pm
              I really like Kevin Geniston if he is naked showing his dick uncensored! His beauty is truly useless if he is not naked. Tinateña na låhi put fabot!

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              Anonymous says:
              December 16, 2016 at 7:30 pm
              Tigilan na nga yang paiba ibang language. Kairita.

              THAT NON-ENGLISH IS TAGALOG EVEN I CANNOT UNDERSTANDS TAGALOG!

              1. You’re so dumb, moron! Did you really think I was the only Anonymous on this site? Every other guy who writes a rather nasty comment against you has Anonymous for his monicker! Go live u dear a rock where you belong.

                  1. You’re so damn STUPID. Did you really think for a sec that ANONYMOUS is just one guy, and that’s me? Think again, MORON. You obviously do NOT know the meaning of ANONYMOUS. Look it up, STUPID. You’re one pathetic human being!

        1. You have mental illness. That’s the symptoms of a person who have severe mental illness.

          *He/she criticize someone who use English by claiming his/her English grammar is wrong even their English is still understandable.

          *Or he/she feel irritated to those who speak not in English because the one who don’t speak English was criticize when he/she speaks English.

          *Keep imitating of other’s identity.

          1. I have mental illness?! You have your one finger pointed at me, but your three fingers are pointed at you. Review ALL your comments at this site and everyone, including yourself, will concede that you’re the one with the mental illness. You’re pathetic.

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