The Besties

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This is all about two varsity basketball players and the personalities they’re involved with right now. Of course, this is not a continuation of the story on Sissyville Street, which is unusually quiet these days because He Who Must Not Be Named is working out his relationship with on-off-on-again bf, the tv commercial director (thereby ditching Drama Queen Ken with finality). And that’s another story for another day: there is more to come next time. More story, more music, more gaiety and color.

For now we direct our collective attention to the BFFs, Machete Lipa and Analski Rickets, who were team mates in CZ Slabbers Basketball Team. These b-ball players have since graduated from school (but not from their earthly ways, i.e. dependence on the kindness of strangers). These days, Machete is a bit rotund, chubuff actually, while Analski is lean and mean. Both attractive to some extent, their appeal being straight basketball players who can dribble and shoot in more ways than one.

Now, there isn’t any story here. It’s just some fine pairing between (or is it among?) BFFs.

Analski is currently the boyfriend of creative person Danni Wet. Deeply enamored, Danni Wet supports Analski – apartment, clothes, food, allowance. And gadgets! Plus Analski is in school again, this time at Center for Asian Culinary Studies (there’s no need for air quotes, that’s the real name of the culinary school where Analski goes to, courtesy of Danni.). As an aside, Analski used to be the boy-toy of talent agent Finger Alvarado, who also put him up in an apartment. So it is safe to conclude that Analski is used to this kind of setup.

How about BFF Machete? Well, it turns out Danni and Analski had the grand idea of setting him up with Danni’s best gal friend, the plump-as-a-partridge late 30s actress Nikozel Edema, who’s going around town harping on her new 20-something love.

 And they lived happily ever after.

59 thoughts on “The Besties”

  1. Naku si Lance Sikat yan malamang! Sanay na sanay sa booking! Malaki bird at malambing kaya naman gustong gusto ng mga beki!

  2. Such a giveaway

    Machete Lipa is Michael Pate
    Analski Rickets is Lance Sikat
    Danni Wet is Edwin Tan
    Nikozel Edema is Aiko Melendez
    Finger Alvarado is Arnold Vegafria (lance’s then sponsor)

  3. i will wait for other comments before guessing.

    whose cock is this? rd, pls show the whole cock naman..ang daya mo….a fat cock always excites hehehe

  4. Actually, I don’t have any idea about this story. I’m from Manila. Maybe i’ll wait for the other comments. hehehe. but the story is interesting. Smells fishy. hahaha

  5. I was searching for the names listed by the second comment,. mga bigaten pala. hahaha, though I’m not familiar with those people pero it keeps me thinking why this story so rowdy., hahaha

  6. grabeh?! nakaka-derder na si Aiko ha?! ang dami ng lalaking inikutan?! pati mga ohm na rumonda-ronda na sa sangkabaklaan eh nakiki seat in pa sya for buffet?! yuck!!!

  7. Nakakaloka si aiko napaka oblivious. Feeling nya may trophy boyfriend sya eh andami nang beki ang nauna sa kanya hahaha.

  8. Aaaay si rd nagsingit nanaman ng promo kay ken alfonso kahit na walang kinalaman sa blind item. Dahil kasali sya sa cast ng shake rattle and roll and may upcoming concert sa december 4? Malakas talaga kutob ko na mag amiga kayo ni jonas gaffud.

  9. Rd tigilan mo na si marvin wala naman syang ginagawang masama at nananahimik naman siya. Si ken na lang ang siraan mo tutal napakasama ng ugali ng ingratang yun.

  10. Yang si lance sikat napakafeelingero. Ang statement takot at nandidiri daw sa mga vakla eh marami namang nakaka alam na andami nang bakla ang nakasuso sa kanya. Pweeeeeh!!!!

  11. Si michael pate dating hawak ni Jun Lalin yan. So consistent si Pate. Mahilig sa mataba. Pinalit kay jun si aiko hahahaha.

  12. Ewan ko ba bakit ang hiig ni Aiko sa mga boys na namamakla. Jomari galing kay Mama Bench. Martin Jickain kay Direk Louie. Eto si Pate kay Jun Lalin!

  13. may something din yata yang dalawang yan… bali-balitang nagsheshare din sila paminsan minsan ng girls. sa bakla, ewan ko lang.

    1. Palaban kasi yan si lance sikat. Kapit kasi sa patalim. Nakikipag laplapan at todo romansa at bumabarurot ng pwet according to AV. For sure enjoy na enjoy si mama edwin now. Pag nagsawa yan mapapalayas din nya yan si lance sikat

  14. nakakaloka nga si aiko. Ang mga titing pumasok sa pwetra ng sandamakmak na mga badet sinusubo nya ngayon. Anung lasa ng peanut butter ate aiks?

  15. Nakita ko yang Edwin Tan sa Valkryie nung sabado. Humahunting ng mga boylet. May kasama cya dalawang baklita. Yung isa matangkad na bakulaw, yung isa mestisang payatot. Abodado daw yun. Sobrang yaman daw palagi sa Guilys mahilig din sa player. Grabe inuman nila sa Valkryie. Tatlo o apat lang yata sila pero ilang bote ng champagne ang linaklak!! Wala cguro matake home kya nagpakalasing nlang mga lola mo

  16. Andaming baklang spotted sa valkyrie panay ronda sa dance floor humahunting ng victims. Kita ko sina jonas gaffud, mike carandang, francis flores, at john brillantes mukhang hayok na hayok sa karne, last weekend.

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