This is all about two varsity basketball players and the personalities they’re involved with right now. Of course, this is not a continuation of the story on Sissyville Street, which is unusually quiet these days because He Who Must Not Be Named is working out his relationship with on-off-on-again bf, the tv commercial director (thereby ditching Drama Queen Ken with finality). And that’s another story for another day: there is more to come next time. More story, more music, more gaiety and color.
For now we direct our collective attention to the BFFs, Machete Lipa and Analski Rickets, who were team mates in CZ Slabbers Basketball Team. These b-ball players have since graduated from school (but not from their earthly ways, i.e. dependence on the kindness of strangers). These days, Machete is a bit rotund, chubuff actually, while Analski is lean and mean. Both attractive to some extent, their appeal being straight basketball players who can dribble and shoot in more ways than one.
Now, there isn’t any story here. It’s just some fine pairing between (or is it among?) BFFs.
Analski is currently the boyfriend of creative person Danni Wet. Deeply enamored, Danni Wet supports Analski – apartment, clothes, food, allowance. And gadgets! Plus Analski is in school again, this time at Center for Asian Culinary Studies (there’s no need for air quotes, that’s the real name of the culinary school where Analski goes to, courtesy of Danni.). As an aside, Analski used to be the boy-toy of talent agent Finger Alvarado, who also put him up in an apartment. So it is safe to conclude that Analski is used to this kind of setup.
How about BFF Machete? Well, it turns out Danni and Analski had the grand idea of setting him up with Danni’s best gal friend, the plump-as-a-partridge late 30s actress Nikozel Edema, who’s going around town harping on her new 20-something love.
And they lived happily ever after.