Dear HBG [half-bikini guy]

I understand it is de rigueur for you, this half-bikini thing. Guess what? I found a real one for you! 
It’s from a Spanish brand called Alter – the “string lateral flash” product. A bit pricey at 22 euros, it’s described as “ultra sexy that encloses one side of the waist, comfort and lateral support are provided by the fabric’s high elastane content.” Meaning it won’t fall off easily. So  you see Mr. HBG, you don’t have to belabor that poor bikini of yours, anymore. Call or email me, I ordered all colors just for you.  

44 thoughts on “Dear HBG [half-bikini guy]”

  1. BA’T KA PA MAG-BIKINI KUNG KALAHATI LANG? E DI SANA DIKITAN MO NA LANG NG BAND-AID YONG BUTAS NG BURAT MO PARA DI MASYADONG GARAPAL! MWAHAHAHAHA!

  2. mark salazar ang ginagamit nya sa mga contest.

    ang arte ng mga ibang followers mo RD huh! naghubad na nga halos aayaw-ayaw pa! mga ipokrita!

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