The things I get in the mail! Well, I know you love bulges and all, and this one’s droll and delightful. At the Ginoong San Juan 2010 finals night held months ago, one guy by the name of Ronaldo Crisol was giving the judges and the audience the stiff one-eye. While he may not have been the most drop-dead handsome guy in the lot, he eventually won the Ginoong San Juan – Tourism award. Of course, I’m guessing the woody did it for him. The guy in boring-blue-speedos is Aldrin Quillope.