John Jared Alvero

Rain, Rain

Oh no! The rains are here. No more summer bikini contests outdoors. No more skimpily-clad boys outdoors. I guess they’ll just have to stay inside. In some dank, musky bar reeking of cigarettes and alcohol and male sweat. Just the same, the sleazefest must go on. With or without the bikini, er, the sun.

Bright as Yellow

Who says bikini open vet and prime exhibitionist John Jared Alvero is not big? Our hunk du jour is shown in candid images in a bikini [or underwear] contest in some small bar, and he’s definitely bulging in all the proper places. Happy Monday everyone!

Jared in the Summer

And what is our favorite bikini boy, John Jared Alvero doing this season of sun, sea, sand and smallclothes? Of course, he’s competing in bars and other venues in his teenie weenie bikinis, across the land! What’s next for Jared?

JaRed

The fashion forecast for summer is red, lots of red with a hint of skanky. That’s John Jared Alvero, sexy in short shorts in a fashion show. He’s been very visible lately after winning almost all of the bikini contests in town. Jared might be jumping this year into the movies – raunchy, racy movies, pretty soon!

Yummy Boys

Guys with big boobies! Or pectorals. These guys are hawt! Regular bikini open contestants [and sometimes, winners] Michael Hobart Cervantes [left] and John Jared Alvero heat up our Tuesday sleaze special. Who’s your bet?

Hataw Winners

In the end, the early favorites prevailed at last night’s staging of the grand finale of Hataw Superbodies Year 6 at the Metro Concert Bar in Quezon City. Contest veteran John Jared Alvero [middle] topped the bikini class, followed by twinky comer Haime Felix [left] as first runner-up, and Fil-Spanish hunk Arbie Silva [right] as second runner-up. So there.

Upper Trunks

Do you like guys with big boobies? I meant muscled men, with pectorals the size of ginormous melons. Say, for example, do you find Abraham Brian Dabandan [leftmost], John Jared Alvero [middle] and Michael Hobart Cervantes sexy?