Beach Bod

Are you allowed to wear underwear on the beach this summer? No, only Jake Cuenca can, and the hordes of Bench/Body models out there, the main purposes of which ads are to illustrate the body-hugging features outdoors. Underwear is not for swimming in public:  underwear is not lined and doesn’t have the stronger attributes of swimwear when subjected to the stresses of moving through water (see Jake’s little VPL). That is why they are not allowed in public pools and places.