Reflex Bias Saga

Dick sleuths unite! Need further proof?


Beach Bod

Are you allowed to wear underwear on the beach this summer? No, only Jake Cuenca can, and the hordes of Bench/Body models out there, the main purposes of which ads are to illustrate the body-hugging features outdoors. Underwear is not for swimming in public:  underwear is not lined and doesn’t have the stronger attributes of swimwear when subjected to the stresses of moving through water (see Jake’s little VPL). That is why they are not allowed in public pools and places.

Hot AF

This is Sexier Flab Saga, a commercial model who has not been seen in a while. He’s serving us some real VPL hotness pre-summer and pre-cum. He’s not leaving much to our imagination now, is he?

Then, Now

We’re feeling a bit nostalgic with the beautiful faces (and amazing bodies) who flew in to this side of the pond a few years back. The First Brazilian, Akihiro Sato looked like he was headed to ultimate super-tv-stardom until he finally headed home. He’s now happily married in Brazil, with a kid, but he’s still looking fab as ever!

Very tall model Vince Ferraren was the toast of Bench when he snagged every major deal and show in the underwear empire’s backlot. He disappeared , too, for a while, going back to his native Australia to work. He’s back in town, hotter (and maybe taller?) than ever.

Best Form

The circus is coming to town! In 2014, Bench brought the 7 Doigts de la Main to perform at the Bench Naked Truth Show. This year, the hunky gymnasts from Kunstturngemeinschaft Heidelberg (they had me at shaft!) are letting it all hang loose at the Under the Stars sextravaganza. One of the guys is returning model Daniel Morres, who can go from Versace to Bench/Body. He’s flexible like that. Of course, he’s a gymnast!


Underwear models never fade away. They just grow a bit older, spawn and well, look much better.  Ex-Bench/Body model Sam Ajdani proves to one and all that he is still a good fit for dem underwear shows. With a rumored NSFW video, isn’t this model interesting these days?


Our Spanish boy Antonio Lomar deserves a post all his own today because: (1) He’s hogging a whole page of Cosmo mag’s feature in all his VPLness; and, (2) somewhere in Metro Manila where he stays, a CCTV video is circulating with him running around the condo floors entirely naked in toked up bearings. Dong a-dangling.

A Handsome Man

Such beauty can make the world sigh in collective appreciation. This could very well be the John Spainhour Appreciation Week, as his Bench Body photos keep on coming, er, streaming. This time, these are black and white images, which sometimes highlight the finer details of this gorgeous hunk’s anatomy.


“Who Wore It Better?” or maybe “Who Whored It Better?” Depends, really. Who’s hotter, now?  Who’s showing it off? Famous Italian model Pietro Boselli or Brazilian model Bruno Galli?  The pair of compression shorts is really VPL-ready, with soft and thin nylon-lycra fabric. You decide.

Bigger, Redder

A surefire way to gain more followers on social media accounts is to post shirtless photos, underwear shots the better.  Add some visible penis lines bordering on lasciviousness, and that’s another couple of hundreds of excited likers. Kevin Redder does just that, and he has thousands in his  admirers list. Pull down dem shorts and maybe gain thousands more?

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