Continuing our real-bulge series of underwear endorsers, here’s cop-turned-sex-object Mariano Flormata and his nightstick. While I’m not really sure if he’s still on police duties nobly defending the land and our people, I’m quite certain he’s perfecting the art of peacocking in social media, in states of undress (undies).
Monday, Monday, so good to me. Monday, Monday, it was all I hoped it would be. John Spainhour tops them all. He’s still the indisputable no. 1 model man these days. No one’s coming in close. He has no shortcomings, and he’s the perfect guy in and out of clothes, if you ask me.
Heads up! This is positive proof that Bench Body tinkers with the bodies of its underwear models. Left image was released for digital and store promos. The whole enchilada is in the right photo, which doesn’t leave much to the idle imagination. Who says Tom Rodriguez is flat and boring?
Seeing these guys make me smell the testosterone! The scent of musk, funk and all that gunk, in all their pleasantness! Hot and hairy hunk Victor Aliwalas may not be that active in showbiz these days but he can still tickle our collective fancy. More so if he pulls down his pants and shows us his scorchin’ bod!
Yellow is the color of joy, indeed! Fernando Alvarez, who loves to call himself a Pinoyrican, dizzy-dazzles in his tight speedos and we know what he’s made of. Of course, he’s made of summer and wonderful taut skin and strong legs. I don’t get tired looking at his prominence, actually.
Our feature now is the generically-named Australian model (of Chinese-Welsh descent), Samuel Smith who is in town. There is nothing generic about him, though, as he has the remarkable qualities of a fun, sexy male model. I can’t begin to enumerate his other attributes, but if you can look lower, that would be a good start.
All this talk about fitness and wellness got me thinking about Erwan Heusaff, too, who was once a fat person like you. And you! These days, he’s fit and handsomer than ever. In honor of his remarkable physical transformation (his tubby images are online), I am posting his images here. Some may find inspiration. Others, well, lechery. Whatever feelings you may have about Erwan, we love him all the same.
The South Central Asians are also represented in the local modeling scene by the hunky likes of Sam and Tohid Ajdani, Soroush Jamhiri, Enrique Nor, and Mory Mansouri (in photo). The Iranian model has been here for quite some time and I can’t believe such a red-hot presence escaped our notice. Well, he’s here, with a discernible dinker, and he’s such a dear!
Although the years have taken their toll on their bodies, the memories of a titillating and arousing past will forever be etched in our collective horny thoughts. Puberty lust objects, Josh Ivan Morales and Carlos Agassi were seen together by a beach resort as presenters for a bikini open (Allen Molina won this one, again. Of course.) This is your Sunday dose of man-meat!
I feel that Matthew Custodio is perfection on all fronts, and most of the time my feeling is quite right. With that rump, who am I to doubt? Of course, we need not focus only on that, as he has other admirable traits: he’s young, cute, sexy and fit. I’ll let the photos do the talking.
Speaking of body of work, model and fitness guy Rey Talosig reminds us to drop the doughnuts and fried chicken (yes, Google it, they’re also paired in one dish, why haven’t I thought of that before?) in this sweltry, sweaty photo. I can never have that kind of bod, I think, but I can always try not to gawk too much at those cuts and curves. Rey’s also a tv actor, so what else can’t he do?