Hold your (hung) horses! It’s not actually a sex tape. These are scenes from the tv flick Batang Poz and Paolo Gumabao copulates with Mark Rivera for life lessons on wearing a condom while wearing ugly-huge dentures. Did they get erections? Did Paolo really thrust it in? So many questions, so little time to ponder.
Fresh day, fresh start and we’re off with two fresh-faced (and able-bodied) young men: Mark Rivera (green, white) and Jules Fernandez. They’re budding actors over at ABS-CBN and it seems they’re promising enough for that slot at stardom. I just love the word “budding” and how it connotes pink, dewy tips growing. Where was I? I get lost sometimes in my thoughts, and yeah, let’s welcome these two.
Ahh the charms and thrills of the boys’ locker room! Where all the earthly delights of the male scent collide. The musk, manliness of it all. Tomorrow would be the highlight of your afternoon viewing pleasure as Marco Gumabao, Jules Fernandez, Young JV, Mark Rivera et al. pit acting talents in the afternoon show Ipaglaban Mo on ABS-CBN. I’m looking forward to it, and so should you. #IMLaro