Sex Scenes

Hold your (hung) horses! It’s not actually a sex tape. These are scenes from the tv flick Batang Poz and Paolo Gumabao copulates with Mark Rivera for life lessons on wearing a condom while wearing ugly-huge dentures. Did they get erections? Did Paolo really thrust it in? So many questions, so little time to ponder.

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NIFOC

Mirror, mirror on the grimy wall, who’s the no. 1 famewhore of the year? These ones provided the sidebar entertainment, as they’re not really of the celebrity kind. More like social media discoveries, talked about and re-posted on Twitter and sometimes on Facebook. These are the raciest boys of the year:

GNOC:  Ranked 4th in the hierarchy of famewhoring this year. He’s the tamest. No sex video yet.

IWSN: This guy likes posting about his sexual conquests. Oft times, he goes Live on FB *gasp!

CU46: A very close second, he does it for money, as he performs all too well in front of the camera.

THOT: No one beats this one. He posts photos and videos of his nekkid self almost every fuckin’ day. He spews bile, too, and that puts him on top (or bottom, whatever).

Fresh Man

He’s “a new face, a fresh stud and a gorgeous hunk.” That’s how the video package describes newcomer Andrew Miguel in the new sexy flick Freshman. I’m not so sure about the story but the cover of the DVD [and VCD] says it all: Catch him as he tells his story, as he enjoys the HEAT and as he shows us what he’s got!” Well, the last time I heard, the Movie and Television Review and Classification Board [MTRCB], which is now entrusted with the task of reviewing and approving DVDs and other optical media, disapproved the movie from being released for commercial purposes. I guess we’ll have to wait for a while, as sooner or later, we’ll see Freshman on the shelves of SM stores.