Ail enhancing a limp

I am channeling pail. (more…)

Dick Pick

It pushes the limits of what I usually post on this blog, but if I’ve already been tagged as smutty, so today’s no different from the rest of this site’s uh, lengthy history. This latest caper is, of course, a partial dickfie on IG stories. We’re loving it, and though it was limited and temporary, the snapshots will remain looong in our collective obscene memory.

Some More

Cue Old Ken

Code Clunky

Who loves Abercrombie & Fitch undies? Seen from a different light (and angle), famous anonymous gets another shot of his dickfie in this raunchy site. The penis shots are now coming to gorgeous light and it’s gay travesty not to share. Can you take it?

Totally NSFW

For some strange reason I get the most traffic on Tuesdays. I haven’t figured that one out yet, but today might be another reason for more visitors in this wayward site. I love me some guessing game once in a while. You might know him from the body parts, but I’ll leave you with some metadata tags to guide you: #penis #smile #nipples #nose #arms #birthmark.

NIFOC

Mirror, mirror on the grimy wall, who’s the no. 1 famewhore of the year? These ones provided the sidebar entertainment, as they’re not really of the celebrity kind. More like social media discoveries, talked about and re-posted on Twitter and sometimes on Facebook. These are the raciest boys of the year:

GNOC: Ranked 4th in the hierarchy of famewhoring this year. He’s the tamest. No sex video yet.

IWSN: This guy likes posting about his sexual conquests. Oft times, he goes Live on FB *gasp!

CU46: A very close second, he does it for money, as he performs all too well in front of the camera.

THOT: No one beats this one. He posts photos and videos of his nekkid self almost every fuckin’ day. He spews bile, too, and that puts him on top (or bottom, whatever).

Man Oils Jade

“Hump day” Wednesday is a reference to making it through to the middle of the work week as “getting over the hump.” However you want to treat this hump day, here’s our mystery guy no. 1 Jasmine Load, who shall – it seems – remain mysterious for now.