Where do male models go to retire? In bed, of course! That’s my lame attempt at a joke. Today’s main post is older male mod Jhonmark Marcia, who went from struggling bikini boy to Mister Philippines, and back again. It’s a big cycle of bikinidom come, actually. Somehow, we’re wishing he’d take off the Bench undies. Oh wait he already did! (more…)


Continuing our now-and-then series, perhaps you were too young to remember Paulo Jimenez. In the late 90s and early aughts, he was the token twunk, present in nearly all soft porn films of that era. That cute face landed him some projects until he disappeared from sight. Until recently.

Then, Now

We’re feeling a bit nostalgic with the beautiful faces (and amazing bodies) who flew in to this side of the pond a few years back. The First Brazilian, Akihiro Sato looked like he was headed to ultimate super-tv-stardom until he finally headed home. He’s now happily married in Brazil, with a kid, but he’s still looking fab as ever!

Very tall model Vince Ferraren was the toast of Bench when he snagged every major deal and show in the underwear empire’s backlot. He disappeared , too, for a while, going back to his native Australia to work. He’s back in town, hotter (and maybe taller?) than ever.

House Rules

  1. No grabbing.
  2.  He is not a ho’.
  3. Have money.
  4. Be clean.
  5. No crazy requests.
  6. Always tip.

7. Keep it in your pants.

8. Don’t finger the funk trunk.

For Lay Again

Now and then we feature then-and-now photos of some of our objects of fancy a few years back. Ten years ago, Ian Porlayagan was winning every male personality contest in town. He went on to become a top model for almost every local fashion designer until he disappeared from the limelight. A few days back, he re-surfaced at the Bench Body go-see. Does he still have what it takes to be an underwear model?

Ahhh Summer!

You know it’s the summer season when the boys come out to play in their tiny underclothes. Bikini open contestants often get a bad rap, but this site does not contradistinguish. Give me a boy with great physique and the perfect accessory, i.e. a tiny bikini, and we’re good for posting. Exhibit A is Justine Cruz and Exhibit B is Albert Gonzales. Shall we analyze the bodies of evidence now?

The Trainer

These are then-and-now photos of fitness trainer and commercial model Mark Alfred Rosales. I can’t actually decide if I like the bikini photo more than the bodybuilder one. Both are obviously hawt, as he fits in that tiny bikini as if to the manner born and rocks those joggers with that fab bod. What’s your take?

Famous Luis


luis-88Suddenly, Luis Hontiveros is famous. It could be the cutesy boyish looks. Or that infamous wank vid. Maybe that connection to national politics. One thing is for sure, though. He is on his way to the top – from his skimpy beginnings in a gay bar bikini contest, and he  has come a long way. Pun intended and well-deserved!

Patrick’s Position

patrickToday’s post, bikini open contestant Patrick San Miguel is another request, made by more than one person. Should I have known him? Apparently, I’ve featured him a while back, and he’s quite sexy in this exclusive picture that I have in storage. Sometimes, some variety is all we need in this wayward site.

Sunny Orlando

orlando sol

One of the most featured guys ever since this site was put up (8 years and counting!) is Orlando Sol and you know the reason why: he’s always nekkid in his photos. Although you’ve seen every bump, nook and crevice in his delightful body, somehow he still manages to stir some loins with a new photo. He’s still a hottie in my books, if you ask me.

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