Hold your (hung) horses! It’s not actually a sex tape. These are scenes from the tv flick Batang Poz and Paolo Gumabao copulates with Mark Rivera for life lessons on wearing a condom while wearing ugly-huge dentures. Did they get erections? Did Paolo really thrust it in? So many questions, so little time to ponder.
You’ve seen his dick before, now marvel at that body on afternoon tv! Isn’t he the hottest boy these summer days or what? Kit Thompson surely knows how to get on the way up in his home station, and he’s getting noticed really goood. Now if only he’ll update his videos, and we’ll be born again.
For armpit fetishists, brothers Sam and Tohid Ajdani volunteer today. The sweaty, smelly duo ham it up for the pit selfie of the day. By now, you know how this site works. There’s a prior post on a safe-for-work photo. In the coming days, a revealing photo might just burst out of nowhere. But I digress. Yeah, hot bros and pits!
This post is going relatively viral, so I might as well re-post it for you lonely, wayward readers.
If it’s true (which isn’t because it was all made in jest), then we’re in for some real fun. Isn’t he a cutie? Should I have known him? After a quick search, he’s a former Mr. Chinatown contestant. Although Mr. Ching didn’t get the top plum, he has a lot of followers in his social media accounts.
If you’re not yet convinced with how adorable this kid is, here are two photos of Mr. Ching drinking his warm milk ( or chai). He had me at used, old Hanes. Tee-hee.
Hello Monday, the weekend killer! It doesn’t feel like a Monday to me. The thing is, I have always gotten through the Monday blues with a lot of nice things on my mind. Take for instance, the explosive photos above. The big guy with the sick abs and massive, uh, confidence is getting me through the day. Happy Monday everyone!
