Pits of Love

For armpit fetishists, brothers Sam and Tohid Ajdani volunteer today. The sweaty, smelly duo ham it up for the pit selfie of the day. By now, you know how this site works. There’s a prior post on a safe-for-work photo. In the coming days, a revealing photo might just burst out of nowhere. But I digress. Yeah, hot bros and pits!

Boy for Rent

This post is going relatively viral, so I might as well re-post it for you lonely, wayward readers.

If it’s true (which isn’t because it was all made in jest), then we’re in for some real fun. Isn’t he a cutie? Should I have known him? After a quick search, he’s a former Mr. Chinatown contestant. Although Mr. Ching didn’t get the top plum, he has a lot of followers in his social media accounts.

If you’re not yet convinced with how adorable this kid is, here are two photos of Mr. Ching drinking his warm milk ( or chai). He had me at used, old Hanes. Tee-hee.