Richard Gomez – RDDANTES

The Richards

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Imagining Alden

We always have the creative and imaginative bunch of readers. From the mail, I guess I will just have to imagine this is Alden Richards when he was an unknown living in the sticks of Laguna. Young, fresh and inviting. If you’re trying to figure out how hot Alden is in underwear, maybe this fan-made photo will do the trick. More or less.

Ultimate Dadbod

Flashback several years ago to Richard Gomez’s last and final appearance in public wearing tiny Bench Body underwear (plus cape). Such a site to behold, actually, douchebaggery aside.

Such chunk of brown man-meat sent a million quivers in the loins of the screaming audience that night at the stadium. Who wouldn’t? With an immaculate body – super arms that are built to the right proportion, a midsection that ripples in every direction, and strong legs that are well defined, how could Goma wrong?

Top 15 DILFs

Today, your Facebook and other social media accounts will be flooded with photos of your friends’ fathers’ ugly mugs. Fat and unpleasant. Not much to look at, to drive home the point. So, if you’re getting all that dad mushathon in all their awful images, I made a list of hot DILFs in showbiz. You know, an antidote to all that unsightliness.

14-15. Richard Gomez and Jomari Yllana are the horny douchebags next door. They may disrespect you during the daytime and well, double-team you at night.

13. An unlikely choice, perhaps, but how can you not like, make that lust after James Blanco. Boyish and sweet, he’d make the perfect cuddle buddy on a cold, rainy night. Before he goes home to his wife and kids.

12. Paolo Paraiso, on the other hand, would be the beer buddy who gets drunk easily and makes sloppy wet kisses on the way home. Your home.

11. I’m imagining Antonio Aquitania as the stay-at-home dad who sneaks you in the backdoor during the kids’ afternoon naps. Get it? Backdoor?

10. The disciplinarian dad, Alfred Vargas. He can start with the whip.

9. AJ Dee will make love to you by the poolside. Or underwater.

8. The quiet one, Paulo Avelino is not-so-quiet inside the bedroom.

7. Andrew Wolff may milk you dry with your finances, but he will milk you dry, too.

6. Christian Vasquez will follow every bit of your heart’s desire. And then some.

5. Chunky-hunky Troy Montero talks tough: I had a long day at work baby and daddy needs some relief.

4. When Dennis Trillo has needs, he fulfills them.

3. The soft-spoken, kind-hearted dad, Martin Jickain. Daddy those baby blues!

2. Weekends at Daddy Wendell Ramos‘s house is always fun.

1. Dominated by Doug Kramer‘s big, muscled bod is always a turn on.

Throwback Thursday

The Grandfather of All Bench Models is actor and failed politician Richard Gomez [left]. As a 20-something fledgling actor, he steered the local brand to such great heights via ads and billboards. When it was time to hand over the reins, he chose another tall, dark and handsome teener by the name of Jomari Yllana [right] who appeared in racier advertisements in magazines and giant billboards around the metro.

Vintage Sunday 1

Despite his recent career failings and shortcomings, 44-year-old actor Richard Gomez was the quintessential leading man of his time. Tall, very dark and handsome, a then 20-year-old upstart crew worker from MacDonalds appeared in the movies as an awkward lead with lots of appeal and charm. He steered local clothing brand Bench to new heights when he appeared in its ads endorsing shirts, jeans and briefs. Back then, he was one of the very few actors brave enough to wear small speedos and jockeys for promo pictures.