Let’s keep things light, guys. A friend sent a cheer-up note yesterday and it gave me more than a cheer reading his email, which came with all those gay question-and-answer jokes. My favorite, of course, was this: Q. Is there really evidence that Man descended from the apes? A. [gay contestant looks behind him] Thank you so much for that question. Yes, I believe so. Just look at contestant no. 3. I couldn’t stop laughing out loud last night. And the guys above, posted for illustration puposes only, are [from left]: Hamudi, Fhons and Gabriel.
I knew it! The stylists at the 2010 Cosmo Bachelors Bash took inspiration from some very familiar sources [or shows]. Adam Ibrahim [above] and the lesser-known models at the show wore funny white whatchamacallit materials and, uh, sexy fashion, similar in design to…..
Back to regular programming. Back to posts of regular guys -younger ones – in tiny ‘kinis, short shorts and bitty briefs. It’s Jhon Mark Marcia, a recent runner-up at the Heatwave: The Summer Bikini Showdown 2010. He’s utterly familiar because he’s appeared before in the defunct Lips Bar’s daring shows, the bare-all ones. Now, he’s doing the rounds of the male competitions in more decent shorts.
It means hard drive cleaning. Like spring cleaning. I’m clearing up my hard drive and the first ones to go are the big files. The Lips Bar files, more specifically. So once in a while, you might encounter some posts like these of Danilo Lee at the famous tiled Lips steps and you can’t complain because they’re mostly penises and buttocks and perinea [“Pateros” in local parlance, as one reader puts it, LOL]. Capisce?
After some roast beef and steak, let’s have, uh, another kind of meat. Too much of the pretty boys in cute little shorts and flower-patterned briefs can be a bit ho-hum after a while, right? So how about some boy from the other side of town? Like this one. His name is Domar Tiongson, 23 years old and a native of Camarines Sur. The 5’7″-tall Domar used to be a performer at the now-closed Lips Bar. By the way, that’s the tip of his penis.
I thought I saw him earlier today, in the streets of Manila, so I’m going to post whatever pictures stored about this guy. He’s quite cute and charming in person – with some sweet and ready smile. His name is Fhons Feleo, 20 years old and a former Lips Bar regular [as an underwear contestant]. He has since moved on to a bigger stage, as he tried his luck in the hunky-dory competitions where he’s not required to wear filmy fabrics this time. This 5’10”-tall native of Tondo, Manila is still young and has a long way to go. He may have started on the wrong side of the [bikini] tracks, but I’m pretty sure – with his cute looks and nice bod – he’ll pick up and proceed just fine.
Hey look! Three guys wearing transparent underthings! Of course, this image was taken at the bar formerly known as Lips. And it would be dinky to know their names, right? Because what’s more, uh, pressing is what’s down there. The thing is, just about anyone with the proper body and hard mettle is disrobing in front of the cameras. Which makes it all exciting for us in the coming year, don’t you think so? What’s that again about variety being the spice of some things?
Do you prefer the baby-smooth guy or the hairy one? Some go for the hairy ones – bearded and bushy, fluffy and furry. Others choose the silky soft bodies of sexy men. It’s a matter of preference, really. If you ask me, both seem fine – as long as the person is naturally smooth. It’s a bit of a disappointment for me if the guy did some big-time trimming, shaving, waxing or any form of manscaping. How about your preference – smooth or hairy? [Photos: Danilo Lee, left, and Errol of Lips]
Oh, I figured we can do a bit of the saucy-racy post for this morning after all those entries on shirtless mainstream actors. How about Warren Adami, previously featured here as one of the better-looking regulars in the wicked contests at the bar-formerly-known-as-Lips in San Juan?Also known as Warren Bautista, the 5’10”-tall looker was a winner of Manhunt Bikini Open 2007 at Lips, one of the contestants in Hataw Superbodies 2007 [ won by Kish McBride] and a regular underwear model in Malate District’s annual gay pride events.
Hello Monday, the weekend killer! It doesn’t feel like a Monday to me. The thing is, I have always gotten through the Monday blues with a lot of nice things on my mind. Take for instance, the one photo above. The big guy with the jangling neck piece and massive legs is Chris Albea. He was a winner of the Wet and Wild Hunks contest at Lips Bar a couple of years back, with Dexter Castro and Jeff Bautista. Happy Monday!